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@fatjew53
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me if going to the bar on friday night and talking to no girls was illegal
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laughing at a tweet realizing it’s mine
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everything i see about this girl is against my will
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why does my school use two factor authentication? what is someone going to do with my account? pay my tuition? do my homework? please.
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i’m making my FIRST tap in
@JakeVirtanen16
@AnitaCock101
@20mgadderall
@RLHoitzII
@Wariosfan
@MaaaltyWalty
@Youhappentohear
@BurnerWjp
@russiangas17
@jewssaros_
@barneysbong
@Johnpaul524
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@DanFlashes99
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if she has “boy mom 💙" in her bio, she tongue kisses her 12 year old son daily.
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straight up
@leipsicbrendan1
just came from an over the pants hand job in the car. safe to say i’m getting starbucks
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i have something so embarrassing to admit. i will be the 21 y/o at driving school class today.
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when the bartender asks how many i’ve had
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@BurnerWjp
@LeipsicV4
hole finally let me lick her snatch i lost my bet so she only let me bang her for 5 seconds now the whore is playing animal crossing.
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“you’re backed into a corner without weapons, how many 7 y/o’s could you fend off?”
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bruh i was trying to look up her song. WHICH OF UR HORNY ASSES IS LOOKING FOR A 10 HR TWERK COMP
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drunk with some lesbians can’t wait for the pussy ritual in half an hour
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suck mamma off tn
@leipsicbrendan1
🚨RED BLOODED 🇺🇸 OTW 🚨
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SO:
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@BobbyBombsv2
hm.
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Burner to watch 👀:
@conorbedard
NUFD
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me after tweeting “Taylor Swift can’t sing” putting my phone on vibrate and up my ass
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hey burners need u guys to come to my work & k!ll a table of cheap cunts
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when i was 11 i used to sleepover at this girls house every weekend only because she had just dance. i’d make her play it with me even when she’d cry to her mom bc that’s the only thing i’d want to do.
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nothing more cringe than hearing a long term gf drop “hints” that she wants her bf to propose. we all know it’s not happening.
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some HUGE cholo comes into my work today and as i tell him he can’t have another drink he decides to inform me how easy i would be to rape, that he takes bitches like me and sells them. quick call to the cops and he was out! happy sunday.
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me: i wanna get off private :(
bf: “just for a little bit baby. we gotta stay low”
LIKE WE ARE WANTED BY THE POLICE.
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i can tell instantly if a white guy fetishizes asian girls and they usually look something like this.
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*attempting to brainstorm ideas for what to cook us for dinner*
him:
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instead of “i’m cumming” he says “i’ve arrived” / “sorry for the early arrival” rizz?
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@kevinwestgirth
i heard if you start chasing women walking alone during the night it’s a good ice breaker?
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