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Life hack - Flying Wednesdays out of Midland.
Parked (Lot C2): 2:50 PM
Arrived at gate: 3:05 PM
Boarded: 3:10 PM
Take off: 3:30 PM
The only change I'd make is to arrive slightly earlier so I can pound a marg at Peppers beforehand.
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Wadley and Garfield is absolute chaos.
Mercedes and Dodge both stalled out.
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If anyone can connect me with Taylor Sheridan, I am available...
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Apparently a well is on fire near our property in Lee County (Giddings). Does anyone have any information?
Hope all are safe
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I feel like I'm cheating on
@CharlasMidland
🚨
#EFT
Friday Night RollCall 🚨
Cheers to Kenny, we're headed to the Eagle Ford this week
What's everybody drinking tonight?
Check in, like, RT, gifs are encouraged
RollCall Committee:
@EnronChairman
@StreetBomber
@MOAR_Drilling
@NewsFinOil
@ManchesterUtd81
@RealPETE2020
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The 55+ lunch pickleballers at the Y don't fuck around.
Won 1, lost 2.
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Txsharon discovered a banger
BREAKING: oil spill from an abandoned well in Pecos County that is flowing 10 barrels per minute.
The
@txrrc
needs to take care of Texas!
Abandoned wells in are spilling oil and leaking methane everywhere!
@ChristiCraddick
@ChristianForTX
@JimWright4Texas
@VikkiGoodwinTX
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Coworker said we should bottle the water from Odessa and call it Ector Nectar
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Which operator has covered parking??
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@LandmanLife
@EnronChairman
@StreetBomber
@MOAR_Drilling
@NewsFinOil
@ManchesterUtd81
@RealPETE2020
Cheers! Cleaning up the mess from last night's storm.
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Austin sucks, don't move here. Dallas is nice, tho
2pm on a Tuesday in Austin
Work from home culture here is STRONG ☀️
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@LandmanLife
@EnronChairman
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@RealPETE2020
@NewsFinOil
@ManchesterUtd81
@fracquiao
@MOAR_Drilling
Third lobster roll of the day
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Let's start a diamond company,
@Thepadre13
. Imagine a 5000% markup for consumers and carbon tax credits on top!
We should name it: "Greta Thunberg's Righteous Gemstones"
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DI question.
I want to filter wells by an AOI. Does DI only display wells that have a SHL within the AOI?
How do I also display laterals that traverse the AOI with a SHL outside of the AOI?
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No more booms & busts. I have finally found a career outside of O&G...
Entry Level Pickleball Instructor.
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Round two
A Severe Thunderstorm Watch is in effect for Lea County and the northern and eastern Permian Basin tonight. Primary threats are large hail up to 2 inches in diameter, damaging winds up to 75 mph, and heavy rain and flash flooding. Make sure you have a way to receive alerts!
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@LandmanLife
@PunchableFaceII
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No drinks, just food truck Friday.
@CaneDoroPIzza
's angry new yorker pizza was 🤌🤌🤌
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@larrabeest
I know some mineral shops have this, although they rely on human input to pull the coordinates off of the plats.
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Where are y'all getting ice for your swimming pools? There's a delivery service in Austin.
Opportunity for Midland?
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@Aubrey___K
@osxanalyst
@LandmanLife
@PunchableFaceII
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@EFTwife
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@NYFBroker
@itsmarkmoran
@EnergyCredit1
@StockCats
Dang, thought for a second they were playing here....
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Pitbull and the Spazmatics. Might delay our Michigan trip for this.
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@guillermogusto
Precisely why I joined! If you want access to a larger catalog, Houston is free to join too - not only for residents.
Also, install the Library Chrome Extension. It will tell you if a book on Amazon is available at your library.
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@zacurate
@jendubayevans
@BudLightSadness
Started getting sponsored ads for drones you can buy off of $BABA. Obvi you fight a drone swarm with a drone swarm.
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@LandmanLife
@colinmhngry
Is this the meat processor in Post?
It's pretty good. Gotta keep it in the fridge, though.
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Must be the same reasons you can't fly a drone over a pig farm.
@Sarah4RRC
@txrrc
I’ve been on a couple of blowouts where the airspace above the well was temporarily restricted. This is for the safety of the guys on the ground and to keep media and sight seers from running into each other. Now we have drones to worry about. Looks like you’re are guilty.
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The fraud Abbott refers to consisted of five voters casting their ballot curbside, even though they were physically able to vote inside.
Lazy mf'ers
Election results overturned in a local race in Texas because of 'illegally-cast' votes.
Voter fraud is real and must be stopped.
Texas will strengthen laws that crack down on illegal voting.
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Tesla turned around last minute. An early 2000s F250 is now also stuck. Electrical it looks like.
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@jendubayevans
Who forgot to file their state franchise taxes this year? 🙋♂️
One always slips through the cracks
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@MattMackowiak
So George attempted to shoot the guy who his wife was sleeping with, who she met at their church? Of course Paxton endorses him.
Good luck, I think this is the right move.
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@upandtotherigh5
@mattbramanti
Is the price of lumber still inflated? It might be worthwhile to go on campus and get some of these pallets.
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@Aubrey___K
Jealous. CB is my favorite place.
Check out Bonez. Do not drink more than two of their frozen hard horchatas. Blackout territory.
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