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Real PETE
7 months
Hired my friend to commission her first piece. I present: No King In This Country 24x30 Oil on 24K Gold Leaf Canvas, my homage to “Black Gold” and inspired by one of the best movies: Giant (1956). I WILL GET THIS ON DISPLAY AT BOWIE HOUSE
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@KamalaHarris On his website 1. SEAL THE BORDER AND STOP THE MIGRANT INVASION 2. CARRY OUT THE LARGEST DEPORTATION OPERATION IN AMERICAN HISTORY 3. END INFLATION, AND MAKE AMERICA AFFORDABLE AGAIN 4. MAKE AMERICA THE DOMINANT ENERGY PRODUCER IN THE WORLD, BY FAR 5. STOP OUTSOURCING, AND
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@NEETsongs Is that the vaccine
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3 years
$123 oil: “just don’t fucking dance.”
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7 months
Guilty pleasure: unplugging EV’s charging in the street at night. Have fun driving to work tomorrow you DORK!
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1 year
@levelsio @mikefutia @nytimes My brother in Christ you’re paying the interest, taxes and maintenance for your landlord via rent
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3 years
@Cokedupoptions Misogynist.
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3 years
The road to $100 oil.
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2 years
Grandma said she’s bullish
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5 months
@PGATUOR @mattchewlala Yea I’m putting the whole way
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2 years
$80 OIL WE'RE SO BACK, EVEN THE SQUIRREL RETURNED rated pg-13 (language)
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3 years
John sellers having Pearl Jam performing at his bday party at the Fort Worth zoo tonight. Oil is fucking back.
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3 years
$90 BRENT BABY IF YOU'RE NOT LONG OIL AND LEVERED TO THE TITS DON'T TALK TO ME GO THE DISTANCE - WHO'S WITH ME ??? @CathieDWood
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4 months
Spent a whole hour mansplaining how oil works to her
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2 years
@Susannah_Bryan Florida leftists when their state is riddled with opiates 😴 Florida leftists when someone does a burnout on the AIDS flag 😡
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2 years
When 97% of your portfolio is O&G @JoeBiden
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4 months
Nat Gas Bros when we Hit $4 natty
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3 months
At an estate sale going on right now my Aunt is at
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4 years
I’ve always wanted the honor to do this
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3 years
BREAKING: VP KAMALA HARRIS OVERRULES PARDON, TURKEY IS INCARCERATED FOR LIFE
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2 months
🫡
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3 years
Surprised the fake news media didn’t announce Biden releasing 2,100,000,000 gallons of oil from SPR just to use a bigger number like they do with oil spills…
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2 years
Lord forgive me, for I’m a ZYNner
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1 year
“WILL TWERK FOR T2 LOCATIONS”
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5 months
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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3 years
Somebody stop my mom
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1 year
“the success of a deeper Wolfcamp horizon with a single well generating a 30-day initial production rate of 6,500 barrels per day” What did they do to this well, nuke it?
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@DuragRebel Bring it back
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@InnaSovsun Circled in yellow
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1 year
Brought to you by “renewables”
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Brought to you by ExxonMobil
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1 year
@MorgothsReview When on reality they were both 18-25, scared as fuck
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@w000rm Just stop being depressed
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11 months
Fellas?
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4 years
A solid roll call.
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3 years
Deal closed! Here’s a little bit of how it went down. (It’s been a helluva week) Off to the bars!
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2 years
YOU KNOW THE WAGON MADE IT
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3 years
❤️
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3 years
New favorite mug
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4 years
@wayotworld Goldberg!
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1 year
DM ME IF YOU WANT TO HEAR THE SECRET TO PASSIVE INCOME VIA MINERALS
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1 year
@NipseyHoussle This is smart, not 100% correct math but whatever
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@ChocMilkZoomer Epic gamer moment
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3 months
@LakotaMan1 Ok use that energy to go to the gym fatty
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1 year
as promised meme video w/ squirrel for the small 15MMBBL draw we witnessed today
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@RealPETE2020
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7 months
Finally took delivery! Now to find where to hang it…
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3 years
Art May have blocked you, but he called me a racist tonight. And thus I present my production.
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2 years
Me and the boys on the way to manipulate oil prices
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2 years
A true thanksgiving. Woke up next to my ex and 12 missed calls from mother. Got to Dallas for thanksgiving dinner and immediately started gaslighting the family in oddly specific political debates. Watching succession and blasting another bottle of wine w/ mama. ❤️
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4 years
My great great uncle was an accountant for a 4-man wildcatting group. He invited my granddad out to the rig once, and he sure loved his camera. He passed away when I was little, but I’m sure he’d love seeing me in the oil biz too. Gaines County, TX. I believe.
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2 months
Trump’s Twitter space not working for me
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3 years
WHO THE FUCK SCHEDULES A FRIDAY AFTERNOON MEETING ON THE FRIDAY BEFORE 4TH OF JULY
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2 years
No more sneaking bitches out my moms window. #HomeOwner
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2 years
lol
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2 years
My doctor diagnosed me with a new mental illness called “Natty Gas Bull” Pls pray 4 me in this trying time
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2 months
Father having significant heart procedure today. Checked in at noon, delayed to maybe 4 pm. Prayers appreciated, he's nervous but brought his shirt that says "Fear is a liar."
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4 years
What goes on in my brain when someone who knows not a single thing about energy or the oil industry tells me frac’ing is bad
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4 years
Lol #ESG
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3 years
Found all the old films from my Great-great uncle drilling one of his wells. Gonna get a copy of the full thing to share later, but here is a preview and some stills!
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3 years
Left the company today. Bitter sweet but was necessary. Might take a little time off and then be off to the next thing!
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4 years
BACK TO $50 OIL AND MEMES
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Costco would become a $3T company if they sold Zyn in bulk
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Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. John 15:13
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bank: you can't just use your top 3 out of 70 wells for your type curves me:
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Sick
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2 years
Women behind the wheel…
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@ScottMGreer I just jizzed in my pants
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"I want fossil fuels back, I don't give a fuck about renewables I'm cold" - homie on the phone rn who hasn't had power since 0100
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7 months
🎯 TARGET ACQUIRED 🚨
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Guilty pleasure: unplugging EV’s charging in the street at night. Have fun driving to work tomorrow you DORK!
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1 year
Dude tatted the midland skyline
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1 year
This is my final gig em
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10 months
Matched with an ex’s little sister on hinge. Didn’t think I’d make it this far tbh.
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3 years
Oil companies did a bad job of price manipulation yesterday. Sad!
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8 months
THIS IS ART. @WaffleHouse
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4 years
@MrDruCartier @Breaking911 Can still disagree with the decision
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3 years
I graduated 2 years ago today and have learned more outside of college than in college
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3 years
Putin has no idea the hell he has unleashed. He has awoken a sleeping they/them army.
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This is the ideal male dinner.
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3 years
$85 oil?
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BREAKING: Every oil bear is on the Epstein List.
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3 years
O&G Investment Banking Analyst job interview Thursday. Told them I’m not in a hurry and not 100% sold but still want to interview with me. Still figuring out what my next move is!
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I paid $130 and 64k American Airlines miles for a last minute flight to Munich lol You get 75k miles just for signing up for the C.C. Super worth it.
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@MurrayHillBro22 Brought a hinge date as last minute date to week long wedding in France. She got drunk and took Xanax on the plane, became a zombie crawling over seats and they had to restrain her. She hit me with “are you mad at me?” when we landed.
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@Cokedupoptions What about this ?
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2 years
New read coming up
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3 years
SO DUMB
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