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@SullyBusiness
You don’t have to love your job.
You can’t hate it though
Find something that affords you the lifestyle you want without a dread when you wake up
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@kylesockwell
If she turned to her opponent, flipped her off, screamed f you, then I would get it
Anyone suggesting she be disqualified when she’s reacting with excitement over breaking a world record has never won anything worth being excited about
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@Travis_L_Brown
Have:
a great defense
Great culture
Great players
Great offense
Thank God for that brilliant insight
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I've worked with auditors
Can I tell you a secret
They're 25 year old kids (book smart) that don't know the business they are auditing that can be manipulated into believing nearly anything
Our pubcos are held up by 3 things
1. Microsoft excel
2. Honest enough execs
3. Gov't
KPMG gave Silicon Valley Bank a clean audit report 14 days before it collapsed. It blessed Signature Bank’s books 11 days before. Did they fail overnight or was it a long time coming? Like regulators, KPMG has many questions to answer. $SIVB $SBNY
#KPMG
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@Realrclark25
He’s not important to EA. They’ll sell exactly the same number of games as they would have with him
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@midtown_rob
Immediately adding that to my resume and sending it back out for sure.
“Added $20B of shareholder value my first day on the job”
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@FrontierArt1
@CaptCoronado
Mutually assured destruction prevents that missile from being launched more than missile defenses do
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Imagine a society where we’re completely ok with naked adults running around children
Now imagine that same society has a problem with gas burning stoves and wood stoves
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I've essentially given up alcohol.
Never was addicted. Prayer and sympathy for those who have been. I'm sure it's brutal.
No issue with it per say. I just feel better without it. Sleep better, better control emotionally. Just like myself better.
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Dear fellow oil and gas professionals, energy analysts, and talking heads;
Politicians aren't trying to solve the impending energy crisis.
They are only setting themselves up to make sure oil and gas companies take the blame. That's it. Nothing else.
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Tell me you don't know how commodities work without telling me
Short term profits of greedy oil companies are causing much of the inflation we are seeing. Also showing how EV and solar technology can dramatically lower supply chain and personal consumption costs.
#tesla
$tsla
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Extreme weather is causing havoc on the US power grid. And natural gas is largely to blame. This is why
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HOLY SMOKES GUYS! ITS HAPPENING
The trifecta
1. The wife wants sex
2. My football team plays tonight
3. It’s going to rain tonight as we’ve been in a huge drought
Does it get any better if you’re married and 40?!?!
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Y’all, I’m pretty sure my very tired wife just bathed two of my kids with the dog shampoo. I can smell it
Do I tell her, or just let it go?
Seriously asking. She’s had a rough day
I think it’s hilarious
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Hydraulic fracturing caused the earthquake in New York City despite being banned there.
Here’s why: 👇
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@CWSShotBoard
LSU should be your permanent 9th team if they don’t make it. I bet they still beat some of the others.
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Wife got some crushing news. A longtime friend who she was close to @ 1 point, committed suicide yesterday
someone out there cares. There is nothing you're going through that is worth making a decision that can't be reversed
if you really believe you have no 1, I'll listen.
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Y'all my wife saved a catalog that has a $16k sectional in it. Asked her when she anticipated oil going to $300 a barrel.
$16k couch...wtf... Does it perform sexual favors?
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Bringing consultants in to make decisions on which employees should be retained when all consultants want to do is eliminate cost to show immediate value might be the dumbest and laziest management decision you can make
If your company does this, look for another job
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Prayers for our 4 year old
100.9 fever at 6.
103.7 tonight
We let low fevers run their course to kill the virus. That’s what our body does. We medicated the 103.7 obviously
Hopefully it comes down quickly
Poor darling girl didn’t even want a cookie…
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@TRUmav
He’s really good at this model.
He complains gasoline prices are too high.
They’re too high because of taxes and policies he or his party enacted.
Second highest taxes in the country and policies that require importing oil from other countries and specialized blends that
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Dear hospitals,
I realize that dad got to have a lot of fun creating the baby, but when you buy the sofa we sleep on in the hospital when the baby is born, can you at least pretend to give a crap about our back?
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BOOM. ANOTHER 7 FIGURE SAVINGS FOR MY COMPANY. THAT'S WHY THEY PAY ME THE MEDIUM BUCKS.
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Dear God, there's a Shelby gt500 in the color I would want, at msrp, nearby.
I don't need this temptation during lent
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Just read the words "Barnett drilling program."
We're back baby!!!!
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I just spent more money on dinner than I ever dreamed of doing, but I did it to celebrate my parents 50th anniversary with them and I’m so grateful for those 2.5 hours
I’ll cherish them forever
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@mrfantastic08
@CaptCoronado
They didn’t shoot down an F22 the same way they didn’t sink an aircraft carrier
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@JoeTegerdine
@girdley
But but but, we can save 0.01 per burger if we use this inferior product and we sell 100,000,000 burgers a year so that’s a $1mm savings
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@SullyBusiness
Dear God man, a used bmw? What’s repair and maintenance costing you? Your first born?
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When are we going to wake up to the fact that they want us to die
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$92... oil is going to $100 and there's not a thing you can do about it Joe.
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@CGasparino
There's a difference between anti vaxx and anti mandate. The vast majority are anti mandate. Now you see why...
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If this tweet gets 3 likes, I'm gonna eat a whole bag of oreo's tonight
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FU money is a minimum of $10mm today with zero debt.
3-6 months is an emergency fund
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Hey, e&p guys. Services is still drowning. The oilfield isn't back for any of those companies or the employees.
We can't get enough people because where oilfield wages and earning potential used to be much higher, it's now come into parity.
We can't invest in new equipment 1/
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Want to go brain dead? Read this. A real estate attorney could do the same thing a buyers agent does for $2,000.
Killing the 6% commission is dumb.
‣Sellers make more money with it.
‣Buyers can buy more home with it.
Here's why:
Imagine Joe Buyer has $100k to buy Sue's house for a a 20% down payment on a $500k property.
House is listed with 6% seller paid realtor commissions.
Joe
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I wish you all could see dinner at my house tonight
My 8 year old screwed up. She mentioned dessert before everyone was done eating
The 2 year old refuses to eat her dinner now. The rule is the 8 year old has to get her to eat or the 8 year old loses dessert bc she caused it...
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I just have to say, I had a lot of people offer unsolicited advice when I’ve posted about this guy’s sleeping struggles…
And I love it. Just humans caring about other humans you’ve never met.
Thank you for showing some kindness!
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I hate nights like this. I stay up and watch what is going on across the world without any ability to do anything about it.
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Medical insurance is a scam.
We received a bill of $25,000 for the birth of our little one. Insurance and negotiations took it down to $2,200
I should be grateful, right? Right? Wrong
Allow me to elaborate: a 🧵
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@QasimRashid
You understand that you don’t need to go to a school that costs $100k right?
There are still schools out there for sub $10k a year. Get a job while in school.
Stop being a victim
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@SECUnfiltered
Texas. And if you let me kick out two teams, I’d kick out Texas and then let them back in, and then kick them out again
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Grateful my wife woke me up at 4 am today to take care of my son
Because it means she can sleep
And it means I have this beautiful life to hold this morning
Happy Friday everyone
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My wife just invited someone over and then got upset when she accepted the invite
AMA
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@RobertMSterling
So many things disguised as being prepared for separation are actually driving couples towards separation
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We used to be a country. A proper country
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If you’ve never waited 13 seconds for a bottle to warm up while you’re holding a screaming baby, you have no concept of just how long 13 seconds actually is
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@jamieclimate
The only thing brought to you by
@exxonmobil
is cheap reliable energy to help us have climate controlled homes in the summer.
Your map is so wildly dishonest. 60-80s in red orange and yellow to look scary.
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@stillonmypixel
@3YearLetterman
@telefeminism
I'm fairly certain this is how 60% of his followers come in... ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!?!?
Oh. I got got. Well done good sir.
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How I order take out when the wife is out and the kids get frozen pizza:
1. Look up a restaurant through door dash
2. Get disgusted by the prices
3. Look up local pizza places to have a decent pizza delivered
4. Get disgusted by the prices
5. Eat frozen pizza
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You've been offshore if you can tell me where this is...
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Just booked more work
Company will close at $2.5mm revenue in year one and q1 booked work has us at a run rate of $15mm.
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Boys. This is a problem. A big. Big problem. Like. Really big.
Pioneer's Sheffield says he has 15-20 years of inventory remaining at his current pace. But if he tried growing 15-20%, he'd run out in eight years; same issue for everyone else. At that rate, "you’ll drill up your inventories. Even the good companies.”
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It costs $470k to hide the door handles...
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28 years ago, Ukraine gave up nuclear weapons in exchange for protection.
Today, we offer them thoughts and prayers.
The prayers of the world are with the people of Ukraine tonight as they suffer an unprovoked and unjustified attack by Russian military forces. President Putin has chosen a premeditated war that will bring a catastrophic loss of life and human suffering.
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*slams laptop shut until 6 am… or until I wake up at 2 am unable to sleep from the stress
Being a business owner is fun…
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Americans will use ANYTHING except the metric system…
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@stephenolmon
Adults need a purpose
Personally I think they should find it in charitable work if they don’t need the money, but that’s what this is. Trying to find a purpose
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@gas_biz
@Kevin_Hearns
Pay your people well and treat them well and they laugh when someone else comes by. Treat them like a commodity and they go to the highest bidder
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Incredible... absolute waste of money.
Just arrived - more than 3x price of
#gas
from the Marcellus in PA. Nutty, shipping
#LNG
to New England instead of
#pipelines
for gas thru New York to supply Northeast w/ regional
#naturalgas
. Something’s gotta change.
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Listen, I'm grateful you came to visit. I'm even more grateful you brought food... but with a newborn, don't stay for over 30 minutes. Show yourself or quickly. 15 minutes absolute max
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Guys, we really need to do our best to keep work emails inside of appropriate hours.
I propose 10 am-noon.
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@BuckyBlockchain
@Oilfield_Rando
Imagine actually thinking this?
"Red states are so horrible everyone there wants to die"
"There's literally nothing of value there"
"There's zero minorities"
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It’s a great day everyone!
Brisket on, holding my son for the last 2 hours.
Thankful!
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Dear executive team,
Treat your people well or someone else will.
Signed
2021 employees
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@KirkNewcombe
“Hey wanker, you didn’t make the pool available. Find a new service now” *delete delete delete *
“We’ll get it handled. Thanks”
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YOU GUYS. FEINSTEIN SHOWED UP TO CONGRESS IN A HEARSE
🤣🤣🤣🤣
They were probably about to announce her death and she sat up in the back.
“Fuck, what do we do now?”
“Bring her back I guess….”
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