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Real estate investing in #SFH in the #DFW Metro & surrounding areas. #RETwit Pronouns are: Meat/Popsicle Real person. Account anon - Twitter is often cancer.
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I never understood how guys in their 40s would blow their lives up or off themselves.
I get it now.
All you do everyday is look after others. Always more requests. You're always pouring into the cup of work or family.
No one ever pours into your cup.
And nobody seems to care.
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Do they have restaurants in Japan where American people cook in front of you with lawn chairs and a grill?
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The hardest part about having kids so far: there are no off-ramps.
Unless you have family nearby, there are no breaks, no place to get off the highway & rest.
A place where you could drop off your kids at 5PM Friday and pick them back up at 5PM Sunday would make ALL of the $$$
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One of my coworkers has a "smart thermostat" connected to wifi.
With today's "mandatory" energy conservation here in TX, the energy company overrode his settings and set the thermostat to 79F.
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"If you're so smart, why aern't you really rich?"
I think about this quote a lot.
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This area is going to be crushing it for some time to come.
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Just got word my Dad is in hospice care.
Please send prayers and words of wisdom.
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This area will also be crushing it for some time to come.
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The only people I'm jealous of are people who got it figured out early.
I bounced around too much in my 20s and didn't really start until about 30.
The folks that crushed 25-30 with career and building their toolset are set to absolutely launch in their 30s.
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1. Not EVERY WEEKEND. Every 6 weeks or so would make sense.
2. These replies are wild.
"Tired dad needs a break" = you're a terrible person, how dare you.
3. If you have family nearby who help with your kids - BE THANKFUL
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Date night with the wife tomorrow.
I've already started drinking pineapple juice.
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People who have not run so much as a lemonade stand telling Elon Musk how to run Twitter.
We'll see how it plays out.
Most of ya'll need to stick to signing the back of the check.
You clearly don't know how to sign the front of one.
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Sure sex is great, but you ever have a lender say........
"We have all the documents we need. No need to send any more."?
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Hot Take on 4/20:
Pot makes about 2% of people actually more creative and effective at work.
Chances are you're not one of them.
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I have done this by hand.
Not great.
I'd much rather have whatever this tool is.
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Any pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard enough.
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How do you tell your wife her new haircut looks terrible?
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I'm calling it:
The stupid broccoli haircut the Zoomers are sporting if going to be looked back on as a dumb fad.
Frosted tips in the 90s?
Mullets in the 80s-early 90s?
Big hair in the 80s?
Same thing.
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Retwit is turning into Mean Girls.
Do you make fun of the fat guy at the gym too?
Not where they want to be yet, but working on it.
Never look down on somone new.....trying to get it right.
You never know who they will become.
They just might pass you one day.
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If your dad had a pair of these, you probably have siblings you've never met.
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My eyes appear to be leaking.
Kings,
Raise your kids in such a way that they love and value your presence. ❤️
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In January I'm going to put my name and face on this account.
At that time I'm going to be reaching out to folks on here in RE for the next step in my career journey.
I'm a marketer by trade with a side hustle on SFH real estate investing.
Let's work together!
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The American Experiment is over kids.
I give it 8-10 years before the country splits into Wokeistan and Patriot Land.
Was good while it lasted.
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Want to hear how great America is?
Ask an immigrant.
Want to hear how terrible America is?
Ask a blue-haired, blue-check that went to Brown for a gender studies degree.
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@JesseTinsley
Happened to me in a bar once, many years ago.
Something hit me in the back.
It was puke.
By the time I turned around, the offender's friends were already hustling him out of the bar.
I got a beer and a free bar tshirt for my troubles.
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Gents.......
If your wife asks you for a lunch date, asking "with you?" is apparently the wrong answer.
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Allegedly he can't turn it back down below that, due to this being "mandatory"
*I have no way to verify this
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I accidentally put my cast iron skillet in the dishwasher.
Now what do I do?
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I'm going to start plowing through
@moseskagan
old blog posts.
I heard there's gold in these here hills.
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@GentThePenguin
@lporiginalg
Would be better off.
At least there's enforceable performance clauses in a lease.
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Seen several folks on here say "I'm muting all anon folks, just in case"
Fine, that's your choice.
In my case, I simply can't put my name / face in public here, due to my main work client.
Happy to meet, call, or DM who I am.
Done so with a bunch of folks already.
LMK
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All the Boomers really are going to die in the saddle, aren't they?
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I think every reasonable person hits an "as long as they keep paying me, I don't give a f*ck." point with their 9-5.
I'm there.
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Crap on the Boomers all you want.......
They had better music.
And it's not even close.
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I forgot who in Dallas Retwit owns this one.
Currently making rounds on Reddit:
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Not sure why so many landlords are opposed to pets.
Kid rent would be more appropriate.
I have 2 boys and 2 cats.
The difference in damages is not really even close.
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Hey
#retwit
, how many of you are in California?
I'll be putting a list together, like the Texas list.
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Me: the kids are being rediculous today. Can we put them on Ebay?
Wife: no, we made them. Put them on Etsy.
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Due to rising inflation, dirty deeds will no longer be done dirt cheap.
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@girdley
I think I'm going to go 50/50 with my kids on their first car.
I'll match whatever you hustle and earn.
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Didn't LA spend 150k on one of these?
40 bucks on Amazon and does a good job of stopping wind driven rain from entering the front door
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I just discovered Everything bagels.
Why did no one tell me sooner about this glorious breakfast food?
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I gotta say...ReTwit has been pretty angry lately.
Ya'll ok out there?
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The UK is utterly cooked.
How can I short an entire country?
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@DanJakaitis
@realEstateTrent
Much better bbq and arguably better weather.
I'd pick STL over NYC any day.
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Choose a boss, not a company!
EVERY TIME I have violated this rule, I have suffered unnecessarily in my 9-5 job.
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@SpiritofPines
I keep all the women at work at proverbial arms length.
I'm polite and professional.
No less, no more.
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Terrible news.
Especially so for his family
Was in a very dark place myself in 2007 - lost EVERYTHING
When you have no hope & no way out - it can seem like an answer
A terrible answer for sure, but an answer to the hurt, despair, and feeling worthless.
Always call for help
Am writing w incredibly sad news:
Our friend
@ArtemTepler
is no longer w us.
Will post a link to GoFundMe below to help his partner & young daughter. Hope you will join me in giving what you can.
Pls like, RTs, etc. for distribution, so we can raise as much $ as possible.
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Need wise council.
My entire life these days is things others want me to do.
I don't get to do much I want to actually do.
What's the answer?
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Hot take: double income, no kids is the happiest you will ever be.
Cherish it.
Use it to the full.
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I'd really like a word with the Almighty on WHY DO KIDS WAKE UP AT 6AM ON WEEKENDS?
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When the game is over, the king and the pawn go into the same box.
The man on the left had nothing. The man on the right was a multimillionaire.
Their graves are the same depth and they departed this world with exactly the same possessions.
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Ferragamo loafers.
Worth it or flashy signaling shoes?
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Hot Take: more dudes should take up cooking.
Its fun, and the results are often delicious.
You get to see the immediate results of your work.
Bonus - You can have a few glasses of your beverage of choice, while your doing food prep and cooking.
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@mu2myoc
I grew up in Naples.
That place has been a local backwater punchline since forever.
Ain't nothing out there but farms and swamp.
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I often wonder how the "guys born standing on second base" would really do if they had to start from scratch.
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Bring back the missing middle.
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