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#EFT 's Dumbass Landman, Fujifilm/Sony Photographer, Part Time Writer/Full Time Reader, everyday is LandmanFridayโข with the right attitude
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Today is the 12th anniversary of LandmanLife, so I tried to "sum up" what LandmanLife actually is. Hit the link to find out more
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The Biden Administration is sending their pipe expert to assist with the Colonial Pipeline Ransomware Attack
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A salute to SBA and his contribution to the growth of
#EFT
, we are all better for having known him and should honor the spirit with which he touched all of our lives
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THOMAS PACE MUELLER
Born 3/20/24 at 2:25pm
7lbs 5oz, 20โ
Appreciate all of the prayers, good wishes, and congratulations from everybody!
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I became a father today, drinks are on me! Letโs Fucking Go!!!
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It was a tough decision to make. The LandmanLife Store is closing at the end of the year. I have to prioritize my family and my health right now, and that leaves me without the time or energy to keep the Store running. You can read the full post here:
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100 likes and Iโll make a โOnly Art Berman Drills Dry Holesโ bumper sticker. for your favorite rocklickerโs Subaru.
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Just wanted to let everyone know that
@LandmanDad
is alive andโฆwell, he sent this and said heโs finally gotten into scotch ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ
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Thereโs a drunk guy in a Ch11sapeake hat at El Tiempo.
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This is how we used to solve problems
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๐จ Friday Night Rollcall ๐จ
Who's on, what're you drinking, what's for dinner?
This week's Sad Natty Boi episode hosted by LandmanLife,
@Tejanobrown
@Hotdogremix
@colinmhngry
@wtxoil
Keeping the seat warm with
@StreetBomber
until
@EnronChairman
returns
Tune in, Like, RT,
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Checked in, getting comfortable in the hospital waiting room. Thoughts and prayers are appreciated.
Going dark until the heir is born!
Official spokespeople are
@JHandimeyer
@massive_frac
@Landmannery
, donโt believe anything they say.
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Celebrating our 10 year anniversary today!
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Still working on a soft landing, ranch water and Miller Lite while I go through photos and work on my wrap up post, but here's a keeper:
#EFT
@Hotdogremix
@Albertagarbage
Friday Night Roll Call
Whoโs on and what is everyone drinking!?
No video this week due to some NAPE After Dark cobwebs
Cheers all!
cc:
@EnronChairman
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Dude has gigaballs and he whipped them out on camera
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My first foray into AI generated artโฆ
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Despite the title (TB is gonna hate it), I really enjoyed the narratives in this book, especially the sections about Mitchell and McClendon.
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Celebrating my last LandmanFridayโข before our baby boy is born (due 3/20 or before), cheers Martini Gang!
@NewsFinOil
@wtxoil
@clintbarnette
@colinmhngry
@JPWarren12
@plumdog_oil
@ScottTheGeo
@laura_pommer
@Lyndsey5280
@max_gagliardi
@EvilEnPEmpire
@HTownEnergyFrog
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๐จFRIDAY NIGHT EFT ROLL CALL!๐จ
Welcome to the โTwitter Ragerโ -CNBC
Whoโs on tonight? Check in below!
Retweet to share the loveโLFG!
#EFT
#RollCall
Hope youโre enjoying Cuba, Kenny
@StreetBomber
@ManchesterUtd81
@Tejanobrown
@willrayvalentin
@RealPETE2020
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I've inherited some cool office decor from my dad, but this is probably my favorite
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"Alright so here's the deal, we're gonna frac the well with hotdogs and see what happens"
"...right, right, yeah man I'm here for it, should be interesting"
"I'm long hotdog futures, it's basically the next Bitcoin"
"Well yeah everybody knows that"
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The conversation with ERCOTโs IP attorneys was interesting
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๐จ
#EFT
Friday Night RollCall ๐จ
Tuning in with high hopes the OPEC+ production cuts will save us but oil keeps dipping and the rig count's slipping
So it's time to pour yourself a drink, LET'S FUCKING GO!!!
Check in and share the love!
@StreetBomber
@NewsFinOil
@RealPETE2020
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Itโs a beautiful day to drive around with the top down and your mask on
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๐จFRIDAY NIGHT EFT ROLL CALL!๐จ
Welcome to the โTwitter Ragerโ -CNBC
Whoโs on tonight? Check in below!
Retweet to share the loveโLFG!
#EFT
#RollCall
Hope youโre enjoying Cuba, Kenny
Video inspiration by:
@MOAR_Drilling
Guest Appearance:
@pickeringenergy
RollCall
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The evolution of a 4:30 phonecall...
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Anyone else remember printing MapQuest directions?
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I thought I was pretty wild growing up, but this has me questioning my own mental image of being a rebel youth because I never got into a knife fight...
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The only Christmas tree we want to see
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๐จ
#EFT
Friday Night RollCall ๐จ
M&A Special Edition $COP $MRO $DVN
Check in, what's everybody drinking? Gifs encouraged!
Shoutout to
@tedmccrann
for his 1st appearance!
RollCall Committee:
@NewsFinOil
@StreetBomber
@MOAR_Drilling
@ManchesterUtd81
@RealPETE2020
@fracquiao
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How many boomers are going to be forced out of their leadership roles during this energy super cycle?
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Random thoughts on the impact of massive layoffs in the oil field...is it time to short Monster Energy and whoever makes Truck Nuts?
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Taking suggestions for the next ShaleCo to join the parody hat collection...most recent addition:
#AlpineHigh
thanks to the great capital incinerators at $APA!
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Take notes. This is how you do anniversaries.
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๐จ
#EFT
Friday Night RollCall ๐จ
Cheers to Kenny, we're headed to the Eagle Ford this week
What's everybody drinking tonight?
Check in, like, RT, gifs are encouraged
RollCall Committee:
@EnronChairman
@StreetBomber
@MOAR_Drilling
@NewsFinOil
@ManchesterUtd81
@RealPETE2020
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๐คฉ I said Iโd rather have more beers than birthday cake, so LandmanWife put this together ๐
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It's Saturday morning and here we are in the office making things happen. We received a very polite and expensive looking cease and desist letter from ERCOT regarding the BRRCOT swag...wonder how they found out about that? Regardless, we'll comply...for now.
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The only numbers that matter:
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The Texas Oil and Gas Podcast ended todayโฆsadly, it has been replaced by 10,000 energy & Bitcoin podcasts that no one will ever listen to
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We spent under $150 and solved global warming
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โWhatโd you do this weekend?โ
โNothing exciting.โ
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Terrible news RollCall fam:
In a fit of reorganizing/โcleaningโ the kitchen, LandmanWife โmayโ have thrown out my RollCall tumbler
Weโre investigating, and Iโve retained counsel in case divorce is necessary
Might have to just make more tumblers
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Some of the dumbest professionals I have ever encountered are Realtors. The rest are CPLs.
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For the carnivores. Merry Christmas!
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๐๐ป Ch11sapeake, not Chillsapeake
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Everyone is looking for landmen but no one is willing to pay full ask. Weโre past peak landman, so good luck finding someone with 15+ years of experience that has a background in house with field experience, knows GIS, does title/leasing/due diligence and will take $250/day.
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Amazing. Nobody predicted this.
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Name a job where you can have a $2.25m fuckup and not get fired...
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The yard guy and housekeeper both seem to think that if Iโm at home I am not working. Just because Iโm sitting in the pool drinking beer at 2 in the afternoon doesnโt mean Iโm not taking calls and having Siri fire off poorly worded emails.
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New LO (surface only) saying heโs not going to allow us to access well locations on his property
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Some of yโall need to hear this again. Beto eats his bean and cheese tacos with a fork & knife.
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๐จ
#EFT
Friday Night RollCall ๐จ
Sorry for the delay, we "pregamed too hard"
Like that's a thing
Natty's at all time highs! (not really, but kinda)
Check in, what're you drinking?
Like, RT, share the love!
Cheers,
@ManchesterUtd81
@StreetBomber
@MOAR_Drilling
@RealPETE2020
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Asshole just smashed into the back of our nannyโs parked car, then sped off as LandmanWife ran outside. Pretty shit move, especially since LW got the plate number.
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Taco Bell:
$2000 signing bonus, $17/hr
No experience or references required
3yr plan to 6 figure pay & benefits
Contract Landman:
$12/hr, WFH, 12-18hr days expected
College degree reqโd, JD preferred
15+ years experience
Minimum $1,000,000 liability insurance
References reqโd
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Not sure this is up to code...
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Last night was the first time I've attempted to make an au poivre sauce to go with steak frites...gotta say, I am pretty pleased with the result!
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WHOโS COMING TO THE
#EFT
POOL PARTY?!?
@EnronChairman
decided to have everyone over to his penthouse today. What are you bringing? Some of yaโll need to get your swim/beach attire in order for the big
#EFT
Labor Day Beach Party weโll be throwing...tag yourselves!
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This is the first time I have been the 1st person to stay in a new home...hereโs my to do list:
1. Drink the first beer in the house
2. Finish the case of beer
3. Use every restroom
4. Blare music, get wild
Items 2-4 are in progress...
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$200 oil, even the squaretoetards can afford round toes
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Classic landman move: scanning legal sized docs as letter sized PDFs
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I hope everybody has a great weekend except for the lazy MFs that leave their shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot
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When you show up to get the to-go order 5 mins early, you drink beers while you wait
LFG!!!
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Serving up some RollCall on the rocks!
LFG!!!
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Which one of yโall did this?
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Gonna be in OKC in a few weeks, asked BRV for recommendations of things to do, hereโs his list:
1) Leave that shithole
2) Come to Tulsa
3) Bro down
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Thank you to everyone thatโs helped make 2021 the best year ever for the LandmanLife Store! Itโs been an amazing journey and weโve made some great friendships along the way. We truly appreciate all the love and support and are looking forward to new opportunities coming in 2022!
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Santaโs making his list
Indexing it twice
Gonna find out
Whoโs got NPRIs
Merry Christmas yโall!
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Me: This drill schedule is wrong
Houston: Yes
Me: That rig is moving this weekend...
Houston: Oh? Where to?
Me: ...was kind of hoping you knew
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I know a chick that laid a guy out with a right jab once because he said the Darius Rucker version of Wagon Wheel was better than Old Crow.
Good morning degenerates, be smart, choose violence. LFG!!!
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Cheers to everyone except surveyors and midstream engineers
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The condescending superiority of any dumb fuck that works at a gun store when dealing with customers is without equal.
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Behind the scenes look at the drafting of our attorney's response to ERCOT:
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I worked for a guy a few years ago that said โcool beansโ all the time. Even in emails.
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One of the guys hunting with us this weekend is an
#EFT
lurker. He said he loves the stuff from
@Tejanobrown
&
@andy_oilman
. Then he said that
@mr_skilling
&
@WillRayValentin
know their shit, which was the point I could tell heโd had too much to drink.
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