Matt Toohey
@Landmannery
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Husband to The Warden, father to the Inmates. Landman, @RiceGolf alumnus, WxMan, and @UHLaw grad. I tweet about weather, grift, freedom, God, & #EFT . My views.
San Antonio, TX
Joined August 2009
Checks Warren's net worth. $48MM. How convenient.
Elizabeth Warren proposes a new wealth tax on households with a net worth of more than $50 million
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Anyone else’s spouse clean the house in advance of the cleaning lady?.
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Yes.
When they tried the Ukraine flag nonsense in the Slovakian parliament, based Slovaks weren't having it. Good for them.
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6 years ago today I kicked the sauce. A blessing I cherish daily as those close continue to struggle.
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This is beautifully articulated. It has always been about control.
Gm. have a listen.
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An issue completely swept under the rug by the media but this effectively allows the federal government to manage and control all facets of the internet. This is HORRIBLE.
President Biden has called on the FCC to issue a sweeping set of new regulations in the name of “digital equity.”. For the first time ever, those rules would empower the Administrative State to micromanage nearly every aspect of how the Internet functions. I’m a no.
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The question presented: you can go to a strip club but not a religious gathering, does that make sense?. She literally cannot give the only answer which is a straight “no”. 🤯🤡🌎.
Does the Covid in California affect people worshiping their God at their house differently then people in a strip club?
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Going to assume this is a white female liberal residing in Alamo Heights
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Just terrible to see us conspiracy theorists proven right. Every. Single. Day. @Oilfield_Rando.
Natural immunity was six times stronger during the delta wave than vaccination, according to a new report from the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
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279 Gulf oil and gas platforms have been evacuated and 90% of Gulf production has been shut in #Ida.
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Pasture. NOW.
"There will be no more private bank deposit accounts and all of the deposit accounts will be held directly at the Fed.”. -Biden’s nominee for Comptroller of the Currency, Saule Omarova .
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My father in law was one of the best humans I’ve ever met. He passed this am after a long and arduous battle with cancer. RIP Keith Choate. I miss you like a father.
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Per Dr. Malone on @joerogan the hospital incentives:. $3,000 for declaring a Covid case . $30,000 if patient put on vent. Bonus if the person dies with Covid (correlation not causation i.e. if positive, that is death due to Covid). And people think this is for the good of people?.
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Pretty amazed he was able to put this Chinese piece of shit together with the horrific instructions. Should make a decent hand one day.
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ZING.
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“Cabrera is eligible to participate in the Masters a former champion, but he is in no position to play, as he is currently being held in Brazilian federal prison awaiting extradition. ”. Favorite @TheMasters player analysis thus far @the_woke_yolk @BrendanPorath.
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@BigEinBigD @chambleebrandel The disdain for LIV is so off-putting and logically inconsistent. As if the PGA has never taken dirty $ before. Right. How about PGA China, a tour devoted to one of the most oppressive countries in the world? Also, do any Americans think how dependent we are on SA oil?? Na.
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Strategic lawsuits against public participation, are lawsuits intended to censor, intimidate, and silence critics by burdening them with the cost of a legal defense until they abandon their criticism or opposition. Bury these clowns that are perpetuating tyrannical frivolity.
🚨 We just filed our motion to dismiss @HunterBiden's frivolous lawsuit against us. This SLAPP was aided & abetted by @attyal1977 & other mendacious characters at @WinstonLaw & @EarlySullivan (the firm founded & run by @EricEarly_CA). Remember, none of this egregious lawfare
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Warden and I don’t get out much but when we do, she makes me look good.
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Rig count down 521 from a year ago. That’s just an astounding number.
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Sandy Lyle. 40th Masters. Suspenders and rain glove. Play on player
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Undoubtedly my favorite part of the story:. "Maybe watching too much PGA Tour golf has broken my brain, but I took immense joy in aiming a 3-iron directly at the grandstand and watching ball scream into row five, making a startlingly loud clank. It was a banner moment for me.".
Growing up playing competitive golf I spent many nights imagining hitting shots at Augusta National, on Monday I got to live out those dreams
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Nothing sensible nor pragmatic anywhere in this pile of shit:.-Biggest-ever funding increase for the IRS.-15% tax on corporations w/ +$1 billion in profits.-$7,500 for an EV.-$2K for heat pump.-30% off home rooftop solar.-$840 for electric cooktop.-Up to $9K for home insulation?.
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DYK - this volcano is pumping more pollutants in to the atmosphere than the totality of humanity could ever do.
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@ChefGruel Chef what do you recommend on takeout? I usually drop 10-15% on curbside. Is that fair?.
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Varner shoots 45 on the back and what does he do? No, he doesn’t pout. No, he doesn’t trunk slam. The man is out with the fans like he won the tournament. So awesome. Mad props.
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Robert Francis O’Rourke (D) says his top policy initiative is gun control. In Texas. Man this guy loves losing.
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Looks like my alma mater keeps cranking out @TheBabylonBee worthy “research”. Keep up the useless publications that are neither value additive nor without narrative bias @RiceUniversity . Not another dime until this wokestitution turns it around.
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This is easily the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard
Biden Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm says she supports requiring the U.S. military to adopt an ALL-electric vehicle fleet by 2030
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Frightening.
Here's how ESG scores work: Are you meeting the environmental, social, and governance standards that those in power deem are best for society? If not, then you become a risk and are locked out.
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THIS LITERALLY DOES NOTHING.🤡🤡🤡.
The Biden admin. is releasing 30M barrels of crude oil from the U.S. Strategic Petroleum Reserve to combat rising fuel prices sparked by Russia's invasion of Ukraine, the White House said.
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We made it folks. We made it to the point where hydrocarbons are in fact green. Congrats to everyone.
Dirty metals like steel can already be considered green if their contribution to building things like wind turbines is taken into account, Citigroup says
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As someone that paid loans timely, I hope the loan companies continue to compound for those that refuse to pay during this period.
BREAKING: President Biden is extending the pause on federal student loan payments. The extension runs through May and benefits more than 40-million Americans. The payment pause was set to expire on February 1st.
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Wait for it…🤡 🌎.
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So brave!.
Headed to Minneapolis to stand with the Floyd family as closing arguments are set to be made today.
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8 years ago today I quit hangovers. One of the best decisions of my life. Couldn’t have done it without my Warden. @tator2e
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RIP Pops
My father in law was one of the best humans I’ve ever met. He passed this am after a long and arduous battle with cancer. RIP Keith Choate. I miss you like a father.
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We are a failed society.
Under Utah's race-based allocation guidelines for monoclonal antibodies, a 25-year old whose parents were born in Cuba gets dibs over a 62 year of the "white race". I am surprised people aren't lining up at the courthouse to challenge this.
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“A single electric car contains more cobalt than 1,000 smartphone batteries; the blades on a single wind turbine have more plastic than 5 million smartphones; and a solar array that can power one data center uses more glass than 50 million phones.”
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This guy 💯🇨🇦🚀🔥.
Ok, so never judge a book by its cover and how is this video a year old and this meathead looking genius is 100% correct about what is happening today?.
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CDC published a study looking at mask efficacy. Looks like their position is that mask mandates reduced the spread of COVID after 60 days by 1.5%. 95% confidence interval down to 0.8%. What a joke.
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Normal annual myocarditis cases in US: 400-800. Current myocarditis cases post vax: 13,000. 13% of cases lead to heart failure. #COVIDsham.
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Toughest people in America: Houstonians. Case in point: city has been without power for 4 days in the middle of summer and you do not hear a peep about it.
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RIP SBA you were a damn fine human.
I am very saddened to share the news that my good friend @sadbillackman/@MAlexMclennan passed away last week. I wish he could have felt the love for himself which so many others felt for him. I'm so grateful to have been his friend and will miss him forever.
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Disappointing jobs report for June but have no worries, the government added the most jobs. Oh wait, that is terrible. Furthermore, the bump in private sector jobs is just a function of the Biden spending spree so those cannot really be attributed equally.
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