Chuck Yates (He / His / Him)
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From the CYNAJ Podcast Vaults - Clayton Williams
I got to sit down with Mel Riggs (Clayton’s CFO) and Modesta Williams (his widow) and swap Clayton Williams stories in his office which is the same as he always kept it. Loved hearing all the Claytie tales and seeing all his
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@mcuban
No doubt, Mark. The censorship and misinformation we saw from our government during COVID was horrific.
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When energy costs are too expensive and Grandma dies this summer because she can’t afford the AC bill; when people starve in Sri Lanka because fertilizer prices spike; when poor people freeze this coming winter because LNG prices spike; or if you simply live in energy poverty,
When your home burns, floods, or is destroyed in an extreme climate weather event, when someone in your family dies from heat waves, or when crops fail and people starve—come for these three people: Wael Sawan (Shell CEO), Darren Woods (Exxon CEO), and Patrick Pouyanne
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I can’t unsee this: Montana is Joe Biden sniffing Idaho.
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Then why is China building so many coal plants?
Solar and wind power are now by far the cheapest source of new electricity generation globally.
Battery prices at record lows to store wind and solar power.
Heat pumps are far more efficient at heating (and cooling) than conventional methods — even in the cold.
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When corporations charge more, they’re “greedy”. When governments tax more, they’re _______.
Wondering why your Thanksgiving groceries cost more this year? It’s because greedy corporations are charging Americans extra just to keep their stock prices high. This is outrageous.
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Still got that 40,000 square foot house?!?
July was the hottest month ever recorded on Earth. Mother Nature continues to sound the alarm, but we still have the power to prevent the worst impacts of the climate crisis. How hot our planet will get is up to us.
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Three years ago this “oil cartel” let oil prices go negative….they’re almost as effective as a Representative who’s never passed a piece of legislation.
Oil companies brought in $200 billion in profit last year. Yet the prices at the pump and on our utility bills remain high.
“That, ladies and gentleman, is what we call the oil cartel.”
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Did some research for BDE today. We are at our lowest level of diesel reserves since 1951. A 25 day supply. Back in 1951 it was 103 day supply. Low water levels on Mississippi River causing more stuff to be trucked. Everything you consume is trucked fueled by diesel. This is bad
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I had an interesting week. Got invited to a swingers party in Miami, had a heart to heart with one of my daughters and felt like I rocked a 10 out of 10 on the Dad inspirational speech scale, and got some “fuck me horrible” news this morning.
Here are some thoughts:
Control
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Had lunch today with an E&P dude today. Blown away with discussion on oilfield inflation and supply chain delays. Even worse than I thought.
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If that was true, wouldnt the greedy energy companies switch?!?
Don't let the big oil execs fool you: renewable energy is cheaper than fossil fuels, creates better jobs, and doesn’t kill the planet.
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Massive apologies to my father. I’ve been known to slightly mock his solar panels and their nine year payback that he installed last year. Lights at my house - OUT. I am now at his house knowing the backup Tesla batteries will allow me to troll Twitter all night.
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George Bush airport is a shit show. Literally had to jump out of my Uber and walk to terminal to catch my flight…
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My 94 year old neighbor Fay died this week. I’ve known Fay my whole life but really got to know her the past seven years when I bought the house next door to her. The city of Richmond was always terrified of Fay and her blunt, bombastic personality and always amazed at how
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Where was that credit when oil was -$37/bbl?!?
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Without further ado....
@WillRayValentin
@ShaleUnikitty
@FracSlap
@JacobCorley
@HalliBu78316368
@jendubayevans
@mr_skilling
@EnronChairman
@QuickDCapital
@EnergyCynic
No one is safe from Kitty and BRV as we....screw it, just listen.
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Hey EFT, we have a Silicon Valley dude talking about how cool oil and gas tech and all we do is bash him for the terminology he using?!? And then we whine because people are mean to us? Someone invite him to Midland, OK City. Patrick, come to Houston. Love to show you more,
I learned a bit about fracking today and even relative to my prior expectation holy cow does it sound like sorcery.
As one example of many, how do you think they get information from bottom of the well to top of the well while drilling?
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You can’t make this stuff up….
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Federal tax revenues are up 16% from 2017 to estimated 2021. How did the tax cuts hurt?
Here's the deal: unlike my predecessor's tax plan, every penny of my Build Back Better Agenda is paid for.
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Happy birthday oil and gas business. On this day in 1859, E. L. Drake in Titusville, PA struck oil and we were off….
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Holy cow, I actually agree with Senator Warren on something.
Senator Warren Wants To Ban Members Of Congress From Ever Trading Individual Stocks Again - Business Insider
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How easy is it to get a drilling permit in Cali, Gavin?
BREAKING:
@GavinNewsom
calls for federal investigation of high natural gas prices to examine possible "market manipulation, anticompetitive behavior, or other anomalous activities."
California agencies will hold an en banc hearing on the topic tomorrow.
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NEW PODCAST - i wanted to learn about
@div_energy
the largest owner / operator of producing wells in the US. So I had on IR dude Doug Kris. Cool financing stuff - securitizing assets in the insurance markets for higher advance rates, lover interest rates. And it’s all
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Now do the 2016 election
The latest January 6 hearings show that Trump knew he lost the election.
His own people told him he'd lost the election.
He then chose to wage a criminal conspiracy to overturn the results and prevent the peaceful transfer of power for the first time in American history.
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Isn’t the whole point that we can’t pay our debts so we need more?!?
The United States pays its debts when they are due. That’s why today, I signed a bill to fast-track the process to raise our debt limit.
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Overheard at morning coffee:
The easy way to get Biden not to run again is to just tell him he’s completing his second term.
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Latest pod. Guest is stand up comedian, former Jay Leno writer and Emmy award winning writer at SNL T Sean Shannon.
@tseanshannon
We talk
@jayleno
@nbcsnl
Will Ferrell,
@iamcolinquinn
Lorne Michaels
@NeilYoungNYA
@LouReed
@ChevyChaseToGo
@TracyMorgan
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As a kid, when we would dig a hole to China, my Dad went out one night and put rice, chopsticks and a fortune cookie in it. We were so excited that we were close.
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Thanks much.....
Love the art. Great brick. Nice twigs. Well angled. If not
@packers
helmet, we generally don’t care. 9/10
@nimblephatty
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Tell me you don’t understand that the price of oil is a futures contract settled in the…future and gasoline prices are current without saying actually saying it….
Would you believe me if I said the price of a barrel of oil actually plummeted in the last week?
It's down to less than $100 a barrel. Last time it was that low a gallon of gas was about $3.62.
But that decline may not materialize at the pump.
Why? One word: Profiteering.
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I hired this food truck to get this pic
Chuck throws anniversary parties for his parents just so he can have an audience to talk in front of.
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You know. It’s interesting when you’re drunk on your porch, drinking
@SaintArnold
and you think about life. You get fired, all your PE Bros call but never offer you a job. And then the idiots at
@DWildcatters
just accept you. Like you’re worth something. Pretty fucking cool.
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Tell me you don’t know that “oil price” is a financial futures contract and gasoline price is todays price after oil has been produced, refined and transported to the filling station without saying it….
Since the weekend, oil prices have fallen by about 10 percent.
Yet gas prices just hit a new high.
This is exploitation by oil and gas companies – plain and simple.
It needs to end. And Big Oil needs to be held accountable.
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Important Second Amendment announcement….
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Tell me you don’t know oil wells are declining assets without actually saying it.
Inflation is 100% manipulation by the oil majors and OPEC. The same amount of oil is being used as a year ago. Just no Ukraine war and speculators pushing prices to the sky. How can the fed stop this…
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Hearing things from CERA. The vibe is “we the energy business are here to solve the world’s energy problems”. That’s great BUT WE NEED TO SHOW EMPATHY TOO. This isn’t the time for “we told you so” political rhetoric. It’s time for kindness. Thread 1/6
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It was about six weeks ago when I was in line to board a flight and I sent a tweet full of “wisdom” to folks. Well, I’m back in line on an emergency return to London. I probably am not as drunk as I was six weeks ago, so this tweet won’t be as long, or necessarily as
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One of the greatest traditions of the energy business is that the old guy always pays. Who’s the old guy? Yeah it’s chronological but it’s more than that. He or she is the one that is willing to devote time, impart wisdom, be vulnerable and is willing to not leave the younger
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Damn
@FracSlap
when
@tommychong
calls you out AGAIN....smoke the pound of weed, dude. EFT and Tommy Chong want
@mr_skilling
on my podcast....
@chuck_job
Come on
@JacobCorley
....
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Hey guys, let’s make a trade. We will run off
@tedcruz
for the Cancun thing if you guys will ditch
@SpeakerPelosi
over that ice cream shit. We good?
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Tell me you don’t understand that the shale Revolution could only have happened in the US because of private ownership of minerals (and capital markets) without actually saying it…
Can't be overstated how weird it is that the U.S. has basically no control over its own resources, just an extraordinarily generous subsidy regime that pumps private sector companies with cash and then begs or berates them into doing what it wants
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We’ve been sucking on the SPR like a fat kid on a Whataburger milkshake.
US TREASURY SECRETARY YELLEN: IF RUSSIA CUTS OFF OIL EXPORTS, THE US COULD DRAW FROM ITS STRATEGIC PETROLEUM RESERVES — WSJ.
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OPEC says it’s a cut. It’s decline. They don’t have anything left to give.
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Daddy - daughter dance tonight. Crazy mixed emotions. Last year, I danced all night with Kelly (greatest night of my life) but it was really because I was Kelly’s safety blanket, we almost didn’t come into the dance. She was so nervous about going. This year, I’m being
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I will take “No shit Sherlock” for $500, Alex....
Fauci finally says vaccinated Americans don't need masks outside
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My favorite lead singer
@garbage
, my favorite drummer
@butchvig
and my favorite bass player
@ericavery
…..
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I sure hope
@Oilfield_Rando
doesn’t see this tweet after we were haranguing on texts yesterday but here goes:
Us Americans would be better, more civilized humans if we stopped for tea at 3pm each day…yeah, I said it.
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His scores lead us to believe he does not qualify to carry our curriculum successfully. Thanks
@SJSCollegeCouns
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When you visit NGP, you gotta dress to the nines….
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Daughter Sarah: Daddy, now that you’ve been fired, can we live in Telluride?
Me: (damn, she’s brilliant)
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Hey
@RobertKennedyJr
, would love to have you on my podcast - the aptly named Chuck Yates Needs a Job - to talk energy policy. I ran an energy PE fund for twenty years and more importantly I’m a cool dude. We’d have a great chat. And I promise I won’t beg too much to get your
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A couple of weeks ago I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. A big fucking deal. I’ve never done that since the divorce seven years ago. In the middle of dinner, all three - Mom Dad and GF - asked “how do we download your podcast?” WTF?!?
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I don’t believe a word The NY Times says until they show me that Trump pee pee tape they promised us….
Ron DeSantis was a popular history teacher and coach at a private school in Georgia 20 years ago. But some students were taken aback by his classroom comments about the Civil War and abortion, and his presence at parties with students.
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This is a true take
After eating at 2 Michelin star restaurants in DC the past day, all I have to say is how in the hell does Houston not have one. Our food blows it out of the water
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I don’t own/trade public energy stocks. Always had enough oil and gas exposure through my PE funds. I’m basically out of my PE funds now (thank God) and probably need some energy exposure. What should I buy? When?
@Josh_Young_1
@pickeringenergy
@crudegusher
@markfny
@_sem_yyc
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Total baller
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E&P folks are missing the greatest opportunity in a lifetime: Convert your cheap natural gas to electrons and sell them to Big Tech. Instead we are going to let Big Tech adopt micro nuclear.
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NEW PODCAST - me and hedge fund badass
@hkuppy
Harris “Kuppy” Kupperman of Praetorian Capital chat investing and the upcoming super cycles in uranium and oil. Watch it or listen
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Now do how many of the Intercept’s contributors have a financial interest in stories it reports on
NEW: Alito's Wife Leased Land To Oil and Gas Firm While Her Husband Fought the EPA
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Name anything MOAR FAUX EFT than Nimblephatty hanging with
@50cent
in a
@nucleardoorcity
t-shirt…
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Now do Facebook, Google, Microsoft, Apple
BIDEN SAYS HIS TEAM IS MEETING OIL-COMPANY CEOS THIS WEEK, OIL-FIRM CEOS TO BE ASKED TO JUSTIFY THEIR PROFITS.-BBG
#OOTT
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Headed to TN with
@FracSlap
and
@stephersd3
and
@DWildcatters
. Go register at . Fortunately
@tommychong
had some encouraging words...
@CheechMarin
@cheechandchong
#weedgate
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