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Excited to announce the release of
#4cast
v2.05 🚀
What's new?
4cast users can quickly upload proprietary
#oilandgas
operator
#data
, production data, formation tops, etc. to create economic evaluations 😊
You still get a built-in national public dataset from Rextag, but now
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Prompt: Draw a picture of what liberals think an oil and gas rig looks like
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@bennyjohnson
Per ChatGPT:
When displaying the flag of the United States vertically alongside other flags, the height of the U.S. flag is an important consideration. Here are some general guidelines:
If the U.S. flag is displayed on a single flagpole alongside other flags, it should be
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Please show your work to the class
Don't let the big oil execs fool you: renewable energy is cheaper than fossil fuels, creates better jobs, and doesn’t kill the planet.
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This is what AI think Landman Friday looks like
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@coachcasey13u
@3YearLetterman
Played with a pitcher in college who took 8 extra strength Tylenol before and 8 halfway through a start.
Do not recommend. Did shove though.
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Unpopular opinion: People in the oil and gas industry care more about the environment than all others.
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Bob Livingston was the greatest landman of all time and it's not even close.
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You may have seen the video of a Duplex that literally blew up in Arlington this week. That's my family.
Fortunately, they are all safe but lost everything.
The world is a crazy place sometimes.
Hug someone you love.
Fundraiser for Jami Hill- Smith by Derek Cole : Arlington
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@3YearLetterman
@PaulaAbdul
@LoganPaul
@paulpierce34
@PierceBrosnan
@Shoneys
@fireworkfound
@UDWJPP
@lancearmstrong
@anti_doping
@Whitesnake
Hawk Tua, made in America
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5 minutes ago
Dude: Would you be interested in investing in this oil well I'm drilling soon?
Me: Send me the deal and I'll let you know.
Dude: This specific deal is only good until midnight tonight.
Me: There's an old saying in finance. If you need an answer now, no.
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@Breaking911
For those saying he didn't react appropriately, slow it down. It looks like the spotter notified him, he reacts quickly and eliminated the threat with one shot. Amateur non-military observation only.
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@mineralpurveyor
@crazyclipsonly
Thank goodness those heroes stepped in to not quite teach him a lesson about taking photos in public.
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It's all fun and games until someone pulls out in front of you. I'm fine.
Be safe out there friends.
Thanks for making safe cars
@subaru_usa
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The best land deal ever was the Louisiana Purchase and will never be topped.
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Another day, another ORRI deal at PV40, PDP only.
Ran it on $50 and $5 flat.
Seems like the time is now to start a royalty acquisition company purposed for PDP-only public auction deals.
Any takers? Could use a couple strong partners.
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I am leaving a conference in Houston early for the first time.
Here's why:
Received email saying my son (6 yrs) is being honored as student of the week tomorrow morning.
He demonstrated Loyalty.
Loyalty is highly underrated.
So, I changed my flight tomorrow to 930 PM.
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Thank an oilfield hand for working hard on Christmas while we're warm inside debating what makes good egg nog.
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The Bozeman airport is nice.
See you at FUZE in Houston!
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Some of y'all should consider not shit talking other mineral bros when drunk at the bars.
It's a small community.
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Hydrocarbons are generated when organic materials, primarily phytoplankton, algae, and other plant matter, are buried by sediments underwater and then compacted by more sediment over millions of years until it’s deep enough with enough pressure and temperature to start to break
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Reservoir Engineer in her natural habitat, according to AI.
Seem right?
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@vipetrades2
@3YearLetterman
Guaranteed she financed her water bed on a 15-year note with a variable interest rate.
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Wife making "Kansas-style" chili tonight, which is:
Chili + Cinnamon Rolls
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Thanks to
#oilfield
workers on frozen well sites, missing family Christmas
Sacrificing to provide the world with
#cleanenergy
Keeping the power on to literally keep you alive
#4cast
#gratefulness
#4energy
#4life
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Y'all remember that time 3 years ago today when oil went negative 💀💀💀
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You know what hasn't crashed?
O&G Minerals.
Get some.
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I'm going to tell you a very real personal story now.
About 5 years ago I was diagnosed with a something called Balos Disease, which typically is not recoverable. In my situation the doctor's forward looking prognosis was spontaneous recovery.
There are approximately 200 known
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Quit vaping cold-turkey 54 hours ago
Picked up Zyning 54 hours ago
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"Grandpa said never sell minerals"
Fair, but Grandpa was never offered 32k per nra back in 1982.
There's always a sell price.
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My life's purpose is to find the Truth.
Found it.
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I'd wager one dollar-buck that most of the O&G Upstream M&A influencer accounts have never signed a lease, assignment, or deed with their own hand.
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A friend asked for help, so I helped.
It took me 1 hour and 38 minutes to screen 350+ PDP wells and a couple dozen permitted or DUC wells (Bakken).
I used 4cast.
Tomorrow is my birthday and I want to talk about minerals.
Goodnite!
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Bozeman may be full of rich folks, but it's BBQ-poor.
Dickey's is Tier 1 Bozeman BBQ. Send help.
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I think I'm happier when not drinking. Might give that another try. Thoughts?
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First time fly fishing, first trout. We are so back.
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Major Deal News: $CLR assigns STACK acreage to Validus!!!
I'll put $5 on Skye flipping it to Devon. Any takers?
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This is what AI thinks a geologist looks like in the field.
One of my favorites so far!
Pretty accurate or nah?
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RIP
@Tejanobrown
account. You've been good for the
#EFT
community and will be missed.
All the best brother
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Funny Money is back in Oklahoma non-op and minerals. Stay sharp folks
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Bold Prediction: $CLR consolidates the Anadarko basin by acquiring:
$OVV - Rumored
89 Energy - Portco, 1 page website
Citizen Energy - Portco, 1 page website
Camino - Portco, 1 page website
$EOG - Hates Oklahoma rock
$MRO - Will be surrounded by $CLR
I'm for it. Go Hamm!
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Twitter (currently X) is ablaze right now digging into One World Petroleum.
Guess having the big booth draws a lot of attention as intended!
So, naturally, I had to run 4cast to see what all the fuss was about.
This was a rough, quick, and dirty evaluation of a portion of the
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Chuck (
@nimblephatty
) said some interesting things at the Petroleum Club this week, besides jokes.
For those who missed it, especially the haters, here's what stuck with me and some of my interpretations:
There are 3 ways to change someone's mind:
1) The Socratic Method (ask
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Do I qualify as a Family Office?
1) Family Man
2) Have an Office (shared workspace)
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@dorib2133
@bennyjohnson
You mean all the six pack bros wearing flag bathing suits don't know they aren't supposed to?
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The 4 year evolution as a founder of an oil and gas software company:
Year 1: Weak and clueless, grasping at anything tangible for hope while pretending it's great fun.
Year 2: Weaker, more confused, clutching the MVP desperately, IT'S STILL FUN EVERYTHING IS FINE.
Year 3:
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@3YearLetterman
@RentACenter
@Mike_Pence
@Ludacris
@BradyHoke
@Caitlyn_Jenner
@BrodyJenner
@LaurenConrad
@heidimontag
@Kmart
@Whitesnake
Taylor is a man's name and I've never heard of him until now. Please don't ruin Christmas.
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I heard a rumor that one of the largest tech companies in the world has started buying natgas minerals to gain vertical integration efficiency for micro grids to power their data centers.
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Oil and Gas software/data is more monopolized than O&G itself.
I think about that a lot.
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$FANG confirmed the acquisition of Endeavor for ~ $26B.
Quick example of how 4cast helps screen deals of all sizes :)
Quick Screening Workflow:
- Filter to $FANG and Endeavor HZ wells.
- 2,995 wells are auto-forecasted.
- 75% NRI, $70 oil and $2.50 gas constant for 30 yrs.
-
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We moved from Oklahoma to Montana because I refuse to let my kids grow up without a father.
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$EOG doesn't get enough credit for previously being part of Enron
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9 days to marriage.
Give me your worst advice please.
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I was yesterday years old when I realized 5 mile laterals exist.
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gm mineral rats
@WestTXLandman
Do you know how many mineral rats have made careers out of trying to steal acreage from us and them every single day?? Stop living in 2015, unless you’re one of the rats…?
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Kimmeridge reportedly offered $2.1B for SilverBow's South Texas assets, so...
I ran through the 750+ horizontal wells two different ways in 4cast:
100% working interest, 75% NRI, $70 oil, $2 gas held constant, 30 years, $4,500 monthly LOE per well, $1/BBL water costs, $50,000
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What was the worst job you ever worked? I'll go first.
Installing sprinkler systems.
Digging ditches with a shovel over and over is the hardest work on earth, hence why they make inmates do it.
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Hello friends 🙂
Some of you know me already. For those who don't, here's a summary:
- Born and raised in Claremore, OK.
- Attended Oklahoma City University, MBA in Finance, played baseball.
- Worked in the banking industry from 2013-2017.
- Left banking to enter the wild world
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@3YearLetterman
The fact you'd consider working with England confirms that you're getting soft. Delete this and sober up.
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If you want someone to tell you no, call me. You could avoid a $300k mistake like our client who elected into a $7.9MM dry hole drilled in Oklahoma before we talked. In a horizontal. Seriously.
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You missed your flight to Hawaii and she's still smiling.
She's a 10
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Never, ever, sell your oil and gas minerals...
Unless someone offers more than they're worth.
If so, always sell.
This is common sense, not financial advice.
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This message brought to you by clean, abundant, and reliable Natural Gas.
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Excited if the overpay gangs are back.
Flood them with deals, report back plz!
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Find me at NAPE, booth 1953, which is also the year the first Corvette was built.
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Entrepreneurs, never forget:
Supportive spouses are a super power.
Unsupportive spouses are Kryptonite.
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Oil is good for mankind.
Natural gas is good for mankind.
Hydrocarbons power most of humanity.
Without them we might die.
#shadowbantest
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Diversified sells $200MM in assets to
Drumroll
Their subsidiary.
Credit
@Hotdogremix
for the tip
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How to be in the minerals business: A step-by-step tutorial
1) Buy minerals.
2) Open mailbox.
3) Deposit checks.
4) Move to Hawaii.
5) Smile more.
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