Permian Landman
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Landman in the Permian - Oil & Gas + #Crypto Pronouns: Frac/Frack/Fraq
Midland, TX
Joined May 2019
O&G father, who frac in heaven, $HAL be thy OFS, thy drill bit come, thy will be spud on earth as it is in heaven, give us this day our daily rate, and forgive us our capex as we forgive those who trespass to try title, lead us not into unreal IRR, but deliver us from debt, amen.
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What in the hell were these people thinking? Happened in Luling, Texas.
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Loved this so much I had to make it one image. Shout out to @EnergyCynic for the Clown Image Macro
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Don't forget to leave out cigarettes and keystone for Kid Rock tonight.
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This is an H&P Rig in Midland, Texas. Staffed with people far removed from the dog walking widget factories of SF, and providing vital services for the economy.
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This is the most Houston, TX concept art out there. This is better than all of the mid doodles in the Lourve.
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The red toaster wouldn't make it a day on the West Texas lease roads. But, I guess it makes sense for most of Europe where there is low economic output. What do they have to transport, baguettes and terrible ideas?.
Most popular car in Europe Vs. most popular car in the US. It’s time to restrict max size & weight of 🚗 cars.
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I guess the materials are not renewable. Blade graveyard and its overflow graveyard in Sweetwater, Texas
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What do you do for a living?. I drive around, I eat gas station hotdogs, and I get yelled at by surface and mineral owners. AI:
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If Toyota wasn't run by accountants, I could be driving this 70 series pickup on lease roads. Instead, they gave us a Supra with a BMW engine.
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South Hwy 869 West of Pecos, TX. Looks like it may be a separator issue.
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Mineral Bro when the mineral owner asks why they want to buy the minerals if the royalties keep going down.
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I was overcome by emotion as soon as I saw this. Today is a good day. PL's eating good today!
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I will consider this accurate if there is a scene of a landman parked at a West Texas gas station, eating a hotdog, and drinking a Dr. Pepper. All while updating an ownership report with a new address. Mustard stains optional.
To secure the land and manage the people, you need a landman. Enter the oil world with #Landman, premiering November 17 on #ParamountPlus. 🛢️ @landmanpplus
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Rolls-Dually, this is the pinnacle of human achievement.
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This is what happens when Private Equity takes over. You get a large fries container filled with a medium amount of fries. @Whataburger
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@FracSlap Oil father, who frac in heaven, $HAL be thy OFS, thy drill bit come, thy will be spud on earth as it is in heaven, give us this day our daily rate, and forgive us our capex as we forgive those who trespass to try title, lead us not into unreal IRR, but deliver us from debt, amen.
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Haliey Welch, on Tawk Tuah, said the Orogrande Basin’s ‘bout to blow wide open. “The rocks are finally talkin’, and if these wells hold true, we’re lookin’ at an oil boom bigger than anythin’ Texas has ever laid eyes on. It’s gonna be somethin’ else, y’all.”
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Proved that Parent/Child interference is not limited to wells.
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This was hilarious, for all the field bros that put in the real work!
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What if we could access 100% of our brains, what would we get?. Answer:
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@DealSledz Based on this limited video stay in your car, keep distance from the shooter, call 911, and share the video with the authorities. You make any other assumptions to respond to that you'll put your own life, liberty, or property at risk, as well as passengers.
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Landman Pepe getting an OGL signed on the tailgate with a rancher
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Take your bullshit taco holders outta here, and solve problems the right way.
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O&G father, who frac in heaven, $HAL be thy OFS, thy drill bit come, thy well be spud on earth as it is in heaven, give us this day our daily rate, and forgive us our capex as we forgive those who trespass to try title, lead us not into unreal IRR, but deliver us from debt, amen.
Hate to say it, but we need to increase oil & gas output immediately. Extraordinary times demand extraordinary measures.
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I drive like a moron in the Permian Basin starter pack.
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Lean brisket is part of a healthy and balanced diet, right?
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I have decided to change my pronouns to Frac/Frack/Fraq. I hope that you will respect my decision to do so, and that we may all remain frens.
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Pretty good view tonight!. Hotel Settles, Big Spring, Texas
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What exactly do you do as a landman?. Me: Drive around, get yelled at, and eat gas station hot dogs. I wouldn't have it any other way.
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Figured I'd watch it in the typical Landman style. In my vehicle at a gas station.
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If I ever stop being a nomad, I will have a driveway similar to this.
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Some of yall've never jumped a car with AK-47s and it shows.
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Welding Inspector invoice shows 400hrs overtime this week.
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This is financial security. Build as you go barndo on a few acres in a low tax County. With gigabit internet!
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My grandma's skillet. The picture doesn't do it justice, the cooking surface is perfect.
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The most accurate part of the Landman show was the Mexican dudes giving you shit at the man camps, cooking some good food, and wearing a Cowboys shirt while grilling. In 2017, Pecos would be a ghost town when the Cowboys were playing. Lol.
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Dad: All of my stuff out there has a purpose, don't throw any of it away. The stuff:
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If it wasn't guaranteed death on Permian roads, this would be a great basin whip.
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What the beer store clerk see when they are out of Virginia Slim Menthols
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The company truck's engine oil watching you add a light bar and cell booster.
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Please @toyota I'm begging you, I would like a Landcruiser 70s Series pickup like this because I don't want to buy a Jeep or any Dodge-Chrysler product.
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Conoco Station, Shamrock, Texas. You might recognize it in Pixar's Cars.
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These cult of personality murals are pretty hilarious. Hahaha
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Throwback to 2020 when I was living in my RV with my physical oil barrels.
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