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Investment bankers their first day on the job in Houston after leaving NYC.
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Oil and Gas downturn indicator: Used Ford Raptors for sale within 50 miles of Midland, 29.
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“He said he works in oil and gas but he actually works in water midstream.”
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$20 oil has guys in Midland trying to unload their planes on Facebook marketplace. 👀
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5 years ago today my dad died by suicide.
I miss him dearly.
Let’s destigmatize mental illness.
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Oil and Gas cities ranked:
1. Midland, TX
2. Fort Worth, TX
3. Houston, TX
4. Pecos, TX
5. Jal, NM
6. Wickett, TX
7. Tulsa, OK
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999,999: Denver, CO
1,000,000: Dallas, TX
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Oil and Gas cities ranked:
1. Midland, TX
2. Fort Worth, TX
3. Houston, TX
4. Pecos, TX
5. Jal, NM
6. Wickett, TX
7. Tulsa, OK
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999,999: Denver, CO
1,000,000: Dallas, TX
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NYC PE Associates on their way to first field visit in Midland.
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DO NOT try and set a sushi eating record in Midland.
Would you rather:
1. Live in Dallas or
2. Eat all you can eat sushi in Midland?
I just bellied up to the sushi bar.
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First year IB analyst, $250k in debt vs the multi-millionaire SMB owner from a flyover state.
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As a Midlander I wouldn’t expect outsiders to understand how meaningful it is to have Diamondback buy Endeavor.
Financials, $/acre, or $ per flowing BOE aside, to have a management team that has fought to make Midland better (schools, parks, etc) is a huge win for the
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Oil and Gas cities ranked:
1. Midland, TX
2. Fort Worth, TX
3. Houston, TX
4. Pecos, TX
5. Jal, NM
6. Wickett, TX
7. Tulsa, OK
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999,999: Denver, CO
1,000,000: Dallas, TX
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Just saw a Maybach in Midland with paper tags. We are back baby!
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GPs on Twitter: in just 6 hours we raised $250k for a small deal where there is a physical asset to own.
Guys in Midland: in just 6 hours we pooled $250k for our Masters Calcutta team and we very well could lose 100% of it by Sunday.
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Your
@EnverusEnergy
subscription cost is about to double when this combo shows up to your office.
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Glad to see the ex-Californians have brought rolling blackouts to Texas with them.
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Just saw a brand new Rolls-Royce with temp tags rolling down Wadley in Midland. The Permian is back baby!
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When my boss asks me if I’m interested in a position in Dallas.
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Be careful tonight. A guy was arrested in Midland for lacing Twix bars with Water Midstream companies.
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It’s time to finally come clean on this - I’ve been in a bad place for 10+ years now. Not mentally or anything I just have worked in water midstream.
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Mineral bros fighting over 3 nma in Martin County owned by a recent widow that lives in the Midwest.
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CQ ops guys lining up at Sewell Ford to place F250 King Ranch orders today.
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The masculine urge to move back to my small rural hometown and run for county commissioner after visiting for the holidays.
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Would you rather:
1. Live in Dallas or
2. Eat all you can eat sushi in Midland?
I just bellied up to the sushi bar.
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I’m officially “buy a few pair of the same shoes to keep in inventory in case they stop making them” years old.
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I witnessed the Holy Trinity in Odessa today: Ford Raptor, G Wagon, and Brand new Range Rover in the same driveway.
No wonder OFS pricing is high.
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Wow, $40 million for 200 non-op wells doing 3 million BOE a day!?
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Boom!
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Happy “let’s circle back in January” Season to all who celebrate!
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If you’re an LP in a hedge fund with a website like this, then your returns are probably very very good.
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I don’t recall the verse in the Bible requiring a G-IV to spread the Gospel.
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My toddler at the dinner table when our sitter cancels last second.
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1️⃣ Buddy just took job at private E&P
2️⃣ He gets you the drill schedule and you buy minerals under locations
3️⃣ The private E&P gets acquired by a Major
4️⃣ Rigs cut in half and won’t be drilling your minerals for at least 5 years
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You have a better chance of getting a Permian land deal done in Telluride or Crested Butte over Midland during the summer.
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Me walking into my new job on Monday knowing I’ve escaped the water business.
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Pro tip for $OXY HSE team: maybe don’t use emojis in corp emails.
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Catch me at the Four Seasons tonight. Mid 30s white guy with a blue blazer!
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For the guys and gals that work at midstream or upstream companies, what kind of services are a pain point for you?
Could be anything from weed control on pads to pulling units.
I was let go today along with fellow management team members and I want to start my own thing.
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I understand what this apartment complex is trying to say, but “All Utilities Paid” might be better. 😂
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@EnergyCynic
It was actually Free Cash Flow, they haven’t seen some in a while and found it to be suspicious.
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The masculine urge to quit my job and move to Aspen to be a full time fly fishing guide.
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Don’t bet against these guys.
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PE backed water midstream companies that missed the golden era of exits. RIP 2015-2019 10x multiples. 🥲
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It's pretty incredible that there are 11,000+ aircraft in the air right now and the entire system, although not perfect, works day in and day out.
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Water midstream bro trying to follow the mineral talk at NAPE.
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Confirmed: Can still dunk a basketball.
Also confirmed: My kids and wife were not as impressed as I had hoped.
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Barn coffee, like oil and gas field office coffee, but with horses.
Folgers ✅
Styrofoam cup✅
Fox News✅
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Hope my son’s actions at the frat house secured his spot on the nice list. He’s going to make a fantastic landman.
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When I ask my buddies, who work in OFS, how they’re feeling about all of this M&A…
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Most people think that the Austin/Dallas/Houston triangle is the most important in Texas. I beg to differ.
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E&P: You built enough disposal capacity to cover your contractual obligation, right?
Water Midstream:
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Having discussion in group chat about Top 5 beers. Buddy sent this order and I think I agree.
1) airport
2) happy hour
3) hot day/yard work
4) grilling
5) shower
Thoughts EFT?
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Transfer portal, but for landbros.
Grayson Prestonwood III left Maple Creek Energy and has decided to join Black Walnut Resources.
This came as a surprise for the third year mineral landman out of Robert M. Zinke Energy Management Program.
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Decided to go as FCF so I didn’t have to show up.
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Friday Midland Landman Outfit:
Hat: White Imperial with own company logo.
Shirt: Peter Millar, embroidered with golf course not in Midland (Escondido, Whispering Pines, Spanish Oaks)
Shorts: Peter Millar, 11a tee time so shorts in the office.
Shoes: On, Hoka, or NB USA 993s
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Comparing the downturn to Jesus’s death and resurrection is peak oil and gas LinkedIn.
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Tell me you’ve avoided paying employment taxes without telling me you avoided paying employment taxes.
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Every time someone in the Permian tells me they’ve never heard of Rice Energy.
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Me during a field tour on the rig floor in my clean boots, fresh coveralls and shiny white hard hat.
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This guy in Odessa is going to make it across the country without stopping for gas.
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Stay at home moms are an absolute cheat code for cold calling.
Mrs. Aubrey K just had a 5 min conversation with a lady on the other end that likely wouldn’t talk to a landbro for 5 seconds.
I’m about to start a job board at coldcallingmoms dot com.
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Central Time is the superior time zone and you can’t convince me otherwise.
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Packing for Christmas break. There will be no question of where I live.
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The new Shipleys in Midland set a company record for highest grossing opening day. 🤯
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Bump
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When a bank pitches an acreage position in the “Delaware” and it is in Eastern Winkler County.
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