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I think it starts with the feeling you have energy to spare.

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@HANPANl
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"Yellow is the color of piss" Maybe for you, but not for me
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@ThorTorrens
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I do not follow ray peat I do not believe ice cream and Coca Cola are good for you Nor do I see any value in an orange carrot salad The original carrot was white not orange Man manipulated it to become orange - when it comes to putting food in my body - I try to stay away
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@HANPANl
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Really want to get lean but also have no idea how to couple that with being peaty
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Yes...haHAHA YES
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@HANPANl
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@ripplebrain nothing EVER happens
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@BigolWave Few things bring me as much anger
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@KruseYouri Please get this goblin off my tl, it's bad enough seeing him all over YT, doubly so because his name reminds me that Israel exists
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@HANPANl
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@ZengdaWei I drank a big bottle of sparkling water with aspirin, baking soda, and methylene blue in it before bed. Completely forgot about it this morning when I went to take a leak, so I didn't know what was happening but I did know that I had to take a picture of it
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3 months
@tallsnail Do they get a cute picture taken 🥺
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@HANPANl
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2 months
Have you tried the carrot salad?
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what substance do i have to abuse to feel like life is worth living again
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@anabology "One rep a month...? Way too much...you're overtraining"
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@HANPANl
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3 months
@8888chrome8888 My ex's brother was on this, I believe was once "bi" but now fully gay. I could have saved him
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2 months
@DonShift3 @palmettoarmory Wonder what it would take for them to produce LR-300s
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@888Pliskin If I give this to my ex foid I could save her
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@LakeCity_QP I should move to Utah
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@Pronatalism You should try this on her
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@HANPANl
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When I was 19 I would cook bones in a slow cooker with vinegar until you could eat them. I don’t remember why I was doing that.
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@INTPeatler Rest in peat 🙏
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@EatPeaty Peatler weeps
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@brrntclutch No rule against having kids both young and old
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@Thermobolic Never started looking like a man until I started on synthetic thyroid, not even months of manual labor made much of a difference but it's like a switch flipped on afterward
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@HANPANl
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Charlie always gets a kick out of me
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@HANPANl
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1 month
Today started and ends with tooth pain...I bit into a gummy worm and it fucked up the teeth on my right side, think I'm gonna have to go to dentist and finally get fillings now
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@HANPANl
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"Just one more cast and we'll go"
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Like he had to beg me to leave and the sun was beating down on us and I was just like “okay just… one more cast and we’ll go. Okay one more. Okay one more and if we don’t get a bite we’ll go. Okay last one then we’ll go. Oh did you see that bubble? One more cast.”
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@HANPANl
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"This is deranged." "..." "Peat would be so ashamed." "*Nibbles*"
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@bogdrown
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@HANPANl This is deranged. Peat would be so ashamed to see this shit. You are poor and wasting your money on this? It is not going to change your life. Change your life with food. In Australia, try raw goat's milk which there is a legal exemption for in most states. + Berberine (cheap)
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@HANPANl
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3 months
Boydinner. Shouldn't be hungry after this but I have a pint of haagen dazs waiting for me after
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@HANPANl
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4 months
Ladies of Peat twitter how did you cure your anhedonia? I have a lady friend who feels like she doesn't want anything, can't be excited for anything, etc. what can I do for her?
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@HANPANl
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2 months
@pufadiluter Try dropping methylene blue in it to trick yourself into thinking it's blue raspberry flavored
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@HANPANl
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1 month
Broke off this much of a cynoplus tablet for my first dose, will have more later in the day with a little cynomel. Excited to see what kind of results I get, first time doing thyroid at all
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never blame someone for what they do in a hypothyroid state
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2 months
@PunishedChudy Baking soda and methylene blue with sparkling water looks a lot better than it tastes but I think it significantly contributed to muscle recovery for me
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@laserboat999 That incel roommate? Me
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@cynomaxxx It's not about how close we are to them, but to each other
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@AnaKrivolapova Dude wipes are good actually
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@awnthego I need to be getting bigger
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@slumzog >e level girth It's over
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@HANPANl
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2 months
God Damnit!!!!!
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@NgoloTesla
N'Golo ▂▃▅ 94%⚡⚡
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There is little reason to postpone having children. Being a young parent is great, you're not missing out on anything, your children want to be by your side on your life's journey
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@Menatetronone_4
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Honey butter taste good af when you don't have a randle cycle in your ear telling you to stick to one energy substrate
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@HANPANl
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2 months
Woolies has 1/2 price haagen dazs. Low fat diet on hold for this week
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@HANPANl
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@Skwengger My only singular issue was that once they shipped it out, the given shipping number never updated beyond "label created" but that's not a problem really. Ordered August 17, arrived here today Sep 10.
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@HANPANl
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@cynomaxxx In about five to ten minutes
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4 months
@PunishedChudy I once applied progesterone to one side of my (admittedly, patchy and weak) beard and it's never grown in equally to the other side since
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@HANPANl
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@carrotsaladfan They used to sell a nice cold pressed raw milk in Coles and woolies but they went out of business
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@HANPANl
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2 months
Where the heck do you buy aspirin powder from 😭😭
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@BRIDGETFONDLE_ Become ungovernable
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@HANPANl
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Used to have dandruff issues, went away almost completely after a few days on thyroid, I think the rest of my life will have to be on this stuff
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@HANPANl
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@PeatPill After meeting a girl that looked like this I've never been the same
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@HANPANl
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@Obammana I know someone in big oil near the top and he just plays MMOs with his wife as a pastime
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@HANPANl
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98 waking temp...big things coming
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@HANPANl
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@TakeThiamine Fasting for its one benefit (I don't spend money on food)
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@HANPANl
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3 months
How to grow facial hair in a peaty way? Is it just applying androsterone to my face and praying?
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@HANPANl
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3 months
Hagen Dazs was on sale. We are back
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@HANPANl
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4 months
Finally getting paid today. Could be the start of something great
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@JoshRainerGold Kind of like how all his hair is on the lower half of his head
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@HANPANl
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2 months
How to get cholesterol in on a hobo diet? Options are fast food and stuff from a grocery store that doesn't need to be cooked
@bioenergy_space
Bioenergetic Space
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Muscles make men more attractive... with NO upper limit! Are you an ugly mf? Get swole Men with higher muscle mass have more partners, despite being rated unattractive by women! To build muscle: 1. High protein diet 2. High androgens made from cholesterol when T3 is available
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@HANPANl
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2 months
Had four oysters yesterday...they were supposed to be $4.5 per, so I only ordered four to keep it under $20 but the fella charged me $16...I should have ordered a half dozen
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@HANPANl
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3 months
@poeticdweller @machiavelbot They are the most potent nutrient source, eggs along with milk are the metric by which all other proteins are scientifically judged, you may see plant proteins with more protein per gram but it isn't as bioavailable and lacks certain nutrients which eggs and dairy do not
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3 months
I had three meals today with plenty of snacks and still had enough room for a pint of ice cream at the end...and I feel like I could down a liter of milk if it weren't for the fact that I don't want to wake up in the middle of the night to pee
@TakeThiamine
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Appetite is one of the clearest signs of vitality. When an old man wakes up in the hospital wanting breakfast and starts hitting on the nurses, you know he’s healing.
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@EatPeaty When I find her
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@nogodbutarceus @chopstickfury01 Nothing to add but this is exactly how I see it. I get told I'm handsome all the time and that I won't have any trouble with women, but ALL my troubles are with women
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Pov: you are one carrot salad away from spontaneous combustion
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@T3MaxxiAlt Thyroid supplementation to cure being a hapa
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@cynomel Your armband is your 18 inch biceps cut like diamonds
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I have never been this hungry in my life. Thyroid changed everything
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@anabology All this just to not take dht lol
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2 months
genuinely want a "NEVER GOON" black t-shirt, I think it would be hilarious, someone stop me
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@raypeatfan About to start another idealabs shopping cart
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@healthgiver Just be yourself
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5 months
I never feel my chest when I exercise. Never. Consequently my bench is pathetic
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@EatPeaty That's why I waited until my late twenties to start going to the gym
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@slumzog What if you have girth like a gnawed pencil
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@Inki53453
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@raiza_delatorre Hard to find anything that matches the vibe of your solo eren art, was always a big fan. The rare EH too was a treat
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@HANPANl
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might be placebo but the heartache of past love is gone and I feel like my iq (emotionally) has gone way up after just two days on thyroid
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@Thermobolic I think in 2022 I had tested at 369ng/dl but I started thyroid about a month ago and haven't had another test since starting, maybe in a few months
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@PannonianMantis Forces you to perform at 100%, raises your standards for yourself
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@TakeThiamine So do we want the xylem or not
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2 months
I am God's fakest peater
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4 months
Want to try blood but they don't do international shipping 💔
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@animalologist Is not wrong to desire true passion in one's life the way one feels for others
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@cynomel There's corny (foreign) and corny (homey) you must find what fits into the latter. Imo respectable, framed family pictures or pictures from events you're proud of/make for a good story to guests are both good bets
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@ripplebrain "Unlocking the secrets to international money laundering"
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@LordCarsonEsq Feel like I can thrive better than this as a young man and I'm a hobo living out of my car
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@PUFADestroyer Many such cases
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@cynomel I put androsterone on my chest and the smell lasted three days until I showered
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@HANPANl
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2 months
This happened to me and because of it I dragged a very good girl through hell over my feelings for her
@luhaenten
𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷
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Isabel Allende perfectly describes the most endearing thing a man can do
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I think that at some point in the future (a couple of months) I may have to deactivate, and may never come back. If I did I'd probably have to tone back political follows and lean harder on Peating but idk even then
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@HANPANl
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3 months
I feel like one of the biggest things holding me back from attaining ideal fizeek is that even a light calisthenics workout fucks me up for a week
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@HANPANl
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2 months
Please tell me lobster is peaty
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"Don't eat any of the lobster tails, they're for lobster casserole." *me who bought them and had them shipped from Maine* "OK I definitely won't." *eats three* I am ungovernable by women.
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@HANPANl
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Every time I see young Kyle Maclachlan I'm dumbstruck by how handsome he is. My dad making me watch Lynch's Dune when I was a kid had everlasting consequences
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@HANPANl
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@KACZYNSKICEL "Lonely me, when the cashier was giving me my change and accidentally touched my hand"
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@loggedonposting @faustianpeatler Do you think the handle "faustianpeatler" is a joke
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@HANPANl
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@cynomel Performatively is of course silly but I throw a whole stick of butter in my mashed potatoes and never think twice about it, genuinely wouldn't want to have them any other way
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@Dhoktus_Khan @ipeeinthebath Either terminally ill or mentally ill
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@adhd_jeeba Putting coconut oil in microwave for short time solves this
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@HANPANl
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@Menatetronone_4 sang this with foid at karaoke once...she looked into my eyes and smiled, will never forget
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@HANPANl
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It's the man that gets old, not the attitude
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