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Garden 2024
ok im going to actually post to this this year so i can add cohesive progress pics and tidbits here and there. transplanting the first seedlings of the year today- brassicas, lettuce and beets
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I need to get something off my chest
About half of my house plants have been acquired by me ripping leaves off of plants in the Home Depot greenhouse and shoving them in my pocket to propagate at home
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first stab at beef Wellington and I’m pleased to report I NAILED IT
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I encourage everyone to do this but also be cool don’t blow up the spot gnome sane
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I’m going to need to see the chair
My pregnant fiancee just told me we can't put the rocking chair my father bought for my mother that my sister and I were both nursed on in the baby's nursery because it won't match her "theme".
Both my parents have passed. This is a big fucking issue for me.
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how come the second they’re born babies receive a vaccine for hepatitis b, a sexually and intravenously transmitted disease, which they are not known to have and have no chance of contracting
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my father in law set the table with the wooden train track on it with little chocolates on the train car for the kids to grab while it choo choos by their seat 😂
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@motherofland
Also in my (witnessing) experience to all of the readers out there- when you micromanage like this you’re basically setting yourself up for a stressful and not fun wedding day.
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@LeaMaric
Lol have you seen the documentary about these ppl. just like goth political activists basically. I’d be more impressed if they were real satanists
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a town in Belgium offered to buy any household that wanted them backyard chickens to take care of kitchen scraps- 2000 families signed up right away
within a month these chickens eating kitchen scraps reduced the waste in their landfill by 100 tons
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@AniseNot
I wish he could understand how much his fiancé is going to hate him for this in her current season of life lol. Fucking toddler ass way to act Jesus Christ
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French onion soup (the best you’ve ever had) you need to be using 4-5 different varieties of onions and you need to be caramelizing them for about two hours. I realize this sounds like a lot of work but the end result is worth it chile
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@denisrancourt
my doctor has been threatened and investigated by college of physicians and AHS for writing exemptions and she does not give a fffff 💪💪💪
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@littlebillie
I just lol’d so loud my kids ran over and asked what I’m looking at. They were not impressed lmao
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@_Sowellsista_
lol like what happens if you say no? are they going to stop you from giving birth? just say NOOOOOO
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My 19 month old son is slightly larger than his cousin who is four months older, so my MIL subtly suggested he’s overweight and requires more exercise ❤️
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@OliviaLambo_
@SleuthieGoosie
Jill was talking to whoever Braiden Carney is on her phone. Same name as that twitter handle 🤨
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I am a 34 year old woman and my mother still snuck in my room while I was sleeping last night to “check on me” lol
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@LeaMaric
Oh damn I thought i invented this (pushing two couches together and we call it “mega couch”)
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Have you ever heard of Homestar Runner?
It was like hugely popular when I was in middle school and my husband who is only ten months younger than me had absolutely no clue what I was talking about when I brought it up recently and it blew my mind lol
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I really love ‘old stuff’ and it feels like it’s all vanishing through our fingers. I used to go to the thrift store and find tiki cups, cigarette holders, satin gloves, 1970’s presidential campaign matchbox sets… and now it’s mostly bad 2000’s magazines and faded h&m 😭
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@thechosenberg
7 people (most minors) have been indicted on first degree murder and kidnapping in this case- apparently Arizona has a suburban teenaged gang problem
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I was out earlier and there was this lady with her son in a stroller with a sippy cup of milk but this kid was easily 6-7 years old so I kept looking at him and just wondering about it and the mom was like WHY YOU KEEP LOOKING AT MY SON and I got scared and said I’m autistic lol
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nothing goes harder than just a plain old plate of homemade sauce and nooders
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@Free_Karen_Read
To be a fly on the wall. I’m PRAYING that at least one juror will do an interview afterwards so we know what happened in there
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@AniseNot
I’ve seen a situation like this before… not the same medical issue but the response
I think it can be disassociation/denial possibly sometimes vs what we would perceive as neglect however I obviously don’t have all of the information here
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@panda_gongjunim
@_Sowellsista_
thank god, a nurse would be getting knuckles to the head if they tried that with me lol
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i am once again reminding you that the FDA receives 45% of its annual budget from pharmaceutical companies 😘
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I tinted our icing with elderberry syrup, matcha powder and turmeric instead of food colouring so the little preschoolers wouldn’t be bouncing off the walls at their Christmas party tomorrow
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@LeaMaric
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Ina May’s Guide to Childbirth should be assigned reading for every first pregnancy
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I’ve been trying to recreate the messy Cher ponytail for like 22 years and it’s simply impossible
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there is something in between relentlessly complaining about your children and treating them as inconvenience, and painting motherhood as a pastel vision pulled straight from the pages of a midcentury women’s magazine
the reality is that motherhood is messy, complicated,
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MIL just dropped off a bunch of potatoes, carrots, saskatoons and tart cherries from the family farm so yes you could say I’m rich
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@countrygoose30
my guess: different interior design colour schemes and maybe even different treatments on windows?!
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@LeaMaric
Me crying laughing picturing a bunch of troons trying to survive two days in the blue ridge mountains as they “escape the patriarchy”
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i think I’m the only person I’ve ever met who really wants to do jury duty
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two kids in two years was pretty hard for the first stretch but we’ve hit the besties stage now and it rocks
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@LawyerYouKnow
My head is exploding watching this. If Trooper Paul is considered an expert and this doctor isn’t we’re in upside down world
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Emily D Baker stated on her stream that she doesn’t normally speculate on verdicts but she would be surprised if it didn’t come back quickly
#KarenRead
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so when you have a baby that will cry and not sleep unless they’re being held i guess at a certain point you need to just let them cry so you can get dressed and brush your teeth and shove a stale cracker in your mouth right
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whenever mothering feels hard I remind myself of my maternal grandmother who was a single mom of TEN (gramps was a drunk who dipped out more than he hung around) and somehow she made it work AND she’s the most pleasant woman I’ve ever known
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Aurora borealis over my husbands work camp last night in Northern Alberta 😍
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the hutterites have joined the convoy, i repeat the hutterites have joined the convoy, over
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bringing apple cider donuts to the Canadian thanksgiving function 🤘🏻
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a quiche lorraine which i will consume the entirety of by the end of the weekend
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@AniseNot
i can’t even believe how often this conversation seems to revive itself 😂 which deeply personal and vastly mixed experience thing based on a million variables are we going to argue about today everyone!
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I dunno what’s wrong with all of you that drinking a half tsp of baking soda made you feel like you “slept on a cloud” or whatever, I noticed no difference. Guess I’m already perfect 💅🏼
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Ok- this is the 🏆 of FO soup recipes. I have made it to the letter ingredients-wise and it is spectacular. subbing in dry white wine and whatever onion types you can find is much more realistic, but I encourage you to follow the method closely!
@mrsmeganeverly
@UpTambourine
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maiden voyage with the air fryer was a smashing success
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I made my toddler a teddy bear pancake the other day and every day since she has been coming to me demanding increasingly more complicated pancake animals
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The death rate from delta variant in Israel is actually 112% higher in the vaccinated population, via a recent report from the Highwire 😬
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little girls will be entertained for hours just looking at boxes of tiny stuff (ie a jar of buttons, moms jewelry box, a suitcase of tiny Barbie accessories)
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breakin’ out my best vintage polyester to go see Santa
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@mypillowgorl
omg lead on the old furniture fire retardant on the new furniture I guess we need to build our own furniture too good lord
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@TheFoxMatriarch
I think it’s fine. A lot of car seat brands sell a waterproof seat liner too! We got one for ours for $20 for this very purpose
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@AniseNot
Good job. One of the best pieces of advice my mom ever gave me was the answer’s always No unless you ask :)
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in laws are coming for dinner so we got a fresh chicken from the Dutchman at the farm stall this morning and I’m making coq au vin 🔥
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when I was 11 and it was the 90’s these were basically the coolest shoes you could own but we don’t need to bring them back guys I promise
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don’t be alarmed but when I’m bored I try and figure out where all of you live
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The amount of milk myself, a 1 year old and 3 year old go through in two weeks 💀
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Having never made let alone tried key lime pie before this came out DECE
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