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Anti-marxist. Just trying to save Western civilization. Like beef and bison? use the link below to save 10%
Golden, CO
Joined September 2018
This is a fluffernutter, and it was a Massachusetts staple growing up. Yes, we ate marshmallow spread and peanut butter on white bread. Living other places and traveling, I'm looked at as insane when I tell people about it. Is this a thing in your state or not?. Also, this is why
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Just found out a friend of mine is divorcing his wife, who has stage 3 breast cancer. She didn't do anything awful. He said he had just grown apart from her. He is no longer my friend, and I clearly misjudged him as a man. She has always been kind to me. I'm going to see if she.
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Even after watching the video multiple times, I'm still astonished that this is a real screenshot from it.
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Rarely am I jealous of another man. This man's rare stick collection has me feeling pure envy.
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Don't kick in the door to a hotel, and you won't get your bell rung.
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Best comment I've seen from a Democrat so far. "F*ck, maybe we did cheat last time.".
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This is arguably the single best explanation of anything ever given. He deserves a raise.
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Not even a DNA test could make me believe Paris Jackson is Michael Jackson's biological child.
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Anyone posting stuff like this, a man praying before dying while making a joke is pure evil. Russian or Ukrainian.
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Aura we will likely never see again in a president in our lifetime.
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Today, I learned that bums vs. drones was a thing. It's like a dystopian version of Bumfights.
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Everyone stop what you're doing for a wholesome interlude. There is nothing funnier than a guilty dog.
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A fent dealer is tied up after killing someone selling fake pills that resulted in death.
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My old roommate and I discussing who was going to turn the dishwasher on.
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Liberal women are INSANE. The stuff I've seen them post and their videos have been shocking. They're not living in the same world as us. It's an entirely alternate universe. When Biden won in 2020, I was pretty ticked off. I lost A LOT of money during his presidency, and I said,.
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I need the best meltdowns below. I've been waiting a long time for this moment. ⏬️⏬️⏬️.
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Got a bunch of people asking for a gofundme, etc. very kind, but there's no need. I don't mind helping her myself. Appreciate the offers, though.
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Never underestimate a man at war with his HOA. It is ingrained in our DNA and activates thousands of years of previous rebellion.
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Obese Disney adults that break out with a rash when they move. 2024
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I promise I won't get all political. Me at the in-laws after a spiked cider on Thanksgiving:
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Remember when the stop Asian hate movement disappeared when they found out who was doing the overwhelming majority of attacks?.
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Just a reminder that if you're having a rough time, don't do it. Talk to someone, anyone.
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The argument about Juliet being played by this woman isn't even a racial one for most. White people aren't shocked anymore at blacks being placed in historically White roles because it's constant. It's because she looks like the predator. Casting knew this would cause waves and
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Look, all I'm saying is I hope no one uses this as an opportunity to make fun of AOC.
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This still cracks me up. Yes, it's real. I'll post an article below.
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Refusing to pull RFK Jr. from the Wisconsin and Michigan ballots is the most blatant election interference I've seen since the last time Democrats did anything.
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This video single handedly almost brought back Jim Crow. It will never not be funny, no matter how many times I watch.
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In 1999, Tony Soprano was what was considered grossly overweight.
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Legitimately, how do you mess up this bad? The epitome of "you had one job!"
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Kamala Harris ordering a totally normal meal after seeing black voter polling.
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Barring mainland India getting involved, a man wearing plate armor could likely capture and become king of North Sentinel Island with nothing but a sword and a case of white Monsters.
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Ireland will be the first nation to pop off in all likelihood. The signs are there.
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Arrest his advisors immediately. @DonaldJTrumpJr .Anyone. Stop whoever is telling him to do this.
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This is WILD. The cop imagined he was shot by someone in his patrol car, then opens fire on his vehicle with an unarmed suspect in the back cuffed.
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"We told one police officer we'd give him a lamborghini if he could survive one hour in this apartment complex!"
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Just found out someone I knew decided to self checkout yesterday. I'm sure I'll be sad later, but right now I'm angry. The second you get married, the second you have a kid, you lose that privilege. You have a child, and your life isn't yours anymore. It doesn't matter how bad it.
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Imagine being blessed with a superpower that only gives you an advantage working at a hardware store.
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A natural and healthy reaction to this would have been to remove your shoe and investigate the pain.
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It turns out running really fast isn't what builds and maintains civilizations.
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"You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you."
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I want to replace everyone there with a robot immediately. Normally, it's just kind of annoying hearing union workers making huge paychecks complain. Right now, Appalachia is partially destroyed, and our nation is in shambles. I'm not so sympathetic.
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What's the "whitest" thing about you?. I return shopping carts, even in the rain.
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Is born. Becomes the funniest comedian of all time. Gets cancer and tells no one. Refuses to elaborate. Dies. "I didn't even know he was sick"
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Not a single H1B holder from Japan has ever told me, "Bloody American bastard we colonize you!! Japan superior!! #1!! We rule Whites!" I've had NOTHING but great experiences working with the Japanese. On X, this is what I see nearly daily. Ask yourself where the H1B hate comes
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@Oilfield_Rando Flat spin from engine failure. They're recoverable, but at that altitude/plane would be difficult. Engine failure, one possibly more than the other is going to cause that spin. Like holding the wheel on a wheelchair and moving the other one. Terrible death.
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Honestly, the H1B visa discussion was a crazy hill to die on. There was no real friendly discourse. It went straight to "I hate you all, and you're all dumb and lazy!" almost instantly. Never expected that.
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Dear Lord, may all our enemies shoot crooked and be incompetent.
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I can promise you something. No one in the UAE and Dubai are sitting in their lamborghini, wondering how they can help Appalachian Americans. No country around the world are taxing their citizens to help lower poverty rates through the US. No one has ever been able to explain
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This story always wrecked me. Her face, his face, the way the VA treated him, and his passing. None of this should have happened. From Wiki:. Ziegel was born in Peoria, Illinois, and was the elder of two sons of Jeffrey and Rebecca Ziegel. His father worked in construction and
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Over the coming weeks and months, the leftist media will be showing you videos of illegals crying to pull at your heart strings. Just counter them with this.
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Life is hard, be a jerk to your kids!.That's not making him tough. You're a real estate bro, you don't know a thing about being tough. Get your kid another ice cream. Had he thrown the cone at the wall intentionally, it'd be a different story. He didn't mean to drop it. Fake.
This kid saved up all week for an ice cream. Spent $5. Dropped it after the 5th lick. I didn’t buy him another one. Life is hard, he took it well.
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"I can't do a single activity without numbing it. I'm not an addict."
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In 2016, the police said, "we give up.".This is why they want gun control. "If they come out after us, bring extra body bags. Those who live by the sword will die by the sword" -John Joe Gray. January 2016 - TRINIDAD, Texas – After almost 15 years, what is believed to be the
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A Chinese woman with a Samurai sword just samuraid three people, one didn't make it, in LA.
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It would take God Himself to convince me he acted alone. Nothing about this story made sense. This is coming from someone not widely conspiratorial. Sorry, the media doesn't just all of a sudden memory hole a story about a White man with multiple AR-15s.
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Blacks - Is it good for blacks? Then I am for it. Hispanics - Is it good for Hispanics? Then I am for it. Arabs - Is it good for Arabs? Then I am for it. Whites - Is it good for blacks, Hispanics and Arabs? Then I am for it. Whites are the only group who forsake the best.
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If your girl proposes to you, especially during the Olympics, you're cooked. There is nothing more emasculating than a woman proposing.
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Imagine being a brocoli headed zoomer and stealing Bradley Martin's hat? Bradley's response was way cooler than Tim Pools.
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A Swiss nationalist vs. an illegal. Didn't end well for one of them.
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Why did no one tell me Burger King crown guy made a sequel a few years back?
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