cynomel muncher
@cynomel
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I guarantee we will see libs fluoridating their own water if RFK Jr has it taken out of the water supply lol.
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I think if you have sex with someone you aren’t in love with you’re actually insane.
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Smelling weed early in the morning is crazy. Like damn, the day's barely started and someone's already giving up.
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I don’t understand how people date so many different people. I’ve only ever found two girls that I’ve been both emotionally interested in and physically attracted to in my entire life.
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This stuff has ruined all other ice cream for me. When it’s out of stock at the grocery store I cry myself to sleep at night.
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Declaring war on endotoxin. Carrot salad, wheat bran, bamboo shoots, mushrooms, ginger, orange juice, coconut oil, zinc carnosine, lactoferrin, collagen, and charcoal. Total endotoxin death.
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Donald Trump needs me to be 12% bodyfat. He called me and told me. I will not fail him.
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When I was 19 I would cook bones in a slow cooker with vinegar until you could eat them. I don’t remember why I was doing that.
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One of the problems with health twitter is you don’t know who is secretly fat and retarded behind an anon account. You could very well be taking advice from a fat retard.
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This is the least I've seen someone change from losing 100lbs lol
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Most ground beef does not include organs lmfao.
A ridiculously underrated superfood?. Ground beef. Unlike steak, when butchers make ground beef, most include the connective tissue and organs. This means 10 times more collagen, glycine, CoQ10, choline, niacin, and vitamins A and K2. Welcome high testosterone.
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i feel like a can of full calorie coke is medicinal.
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Uncle was talking about the dangers of excessive estrogen levels at Christmas dinner
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If I purely followed my cravings, I would pretty much just eat bread, butter, and coffee with milk and sugar. I kind of have to force myself to eat protein, otherwise I’d eat close to none.
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It’s crazy how everyone coordinates together to lie to me about supplements actually doing anything for them.
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I woke up with a pounding headache two days in a row after consuming a lot of gelatinous broth with dinner the night before. Decided to take 500mg taurine and 200mg l-theanine, headache completely resolved without any NSAIDs. Glutamate strikes again.
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Did you guys know that PUFA = bad? Follow for more informative posts like this.
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If you're performatively eating a stick of butter you've been brainwashed by the carnivore freaks.
If you think butter is bad for you. Congratulations, you have been brainwashed. The smear campaigns in the 1900s convinced our sweet grandmas to switch from animal fats to vegetable oils. Heart disease and cancers skyrocketed. Butter is NOT the problem.
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It’s so crazy how she’s secretly in love with me and sends me coded messages through her songs.
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One sip of the original British tonic would kill Melina.
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I didn't want to believe it, but waiting 90 minutes after waking to drink coffee has been beneficial for me.
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Turning 26 tonight. Let’s get this fucking party started!
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Canned oysters, bugles and coke for dinner again. Fuck my gay fake peater chungus life.
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I’ll be honest, I drank raw milk for a long time, and I feel exactly the same on pasteurized milk. If I could get it at the grocery store, I’d probably still drink it, but it’s not worth driving 30 miles to a dairy farm for me.
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Ray was so real for still eating bacon and just cooking it in coconut oil.
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you need to be mixing your milk with fruit juice.
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You won’t be able to guess what this is in reply to.
@cynomel You should have kids, hopefully it would change your sense of priorities and give you meaning in life.
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Girl asked me to grab something off the top shelf for her at the grocery store. I’m basically in guy heaven.
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Want oreos? Just eat a date with cheese in the middle you fat retard.
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Me explaining how I use progesterone, but in a peaty, Alpha Male Energy™ Hans Amato fashion, not in a transgender way.
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Magnesium. I started taking it as a teenager after hearing it could help with restless legs. Just as I was about to fall asleep, my legs would twitch and wake me up. Magnesium glycinate resolved this very quickly.
What supplement have you seen the most noticeable benefit from?.
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Olive oil tastes so good when you don’t have a fat guy in your ear saying it makes you fat.
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Every man who follows me is a jacked tan chad and all the women are beautiful angels. Kinda crazy how it just ended up like that.
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Sleeping is good for you. Why is no one talking about this?.
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If you don’t want to have sex with a woman it’s almost guaranteed she will call you gay lol.
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In the past I tried to force myself to eat liver (worst tasting food on earth btw) and I never felt any better afterwards.
It's not that I don't understand that people generally dislike preparing and eating liver; it's that I don't understand how people function without regularly eating it.
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Nobody in my class can tell I’m drinking chocolate milk rn
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“Products for the health of the nation” is so Soviet coded
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Drank so much coffee before my exam that my fitbit congratulated me for hitting my zone 2 heart rate goal in the middle of it.
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As you get older, being around guys that are around 18-21 is so funny. They just can't stop telling you everything they think is cool about themselves.
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Mix Cola with Vaseline . Mix Cola with Vaseline and Just Watch.
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I dedicate this back and biceps workout to my president Donald John Trump.
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If you want the best pump possible in the gym, you need starch. Pancakes and eggs for breakfast have my muscle glycogen stores replete. Delts feel like they’re going to explode.
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This is what peating is about. Eating tortilla chips while sitting on the sidewalk.
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Just read an anti vitamin A post and it reminded me to take my vit A. Thanks for the reminder guys, keep them coming.
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What do people even put on their walls everything seems so corny to me.
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Need hypothyroid foid with cold feet/hands to cool me down.
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500mg thiamine HCL + 200mg benfotiamine + 200mg subultiamine coursing through my veins
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I’m 4 days into stopping weed. My balls feel significantly larger, and my libido is very high.
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No more pathetic feeling than making a dating profile. Like yeah I like cooking, here’s what I look like whatever just kill me.
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When you’re fat facial hair makes your face look leaner. When you’re lean it makes you look fatter. Lesson in that.
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the friend
That one friend who’s too peaty.
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Be careful with quinine . Spent hours last night pacing my room and experiencing the deepest panic I’ve ever felt in my life that came on in waves and made me feel like I was dying from 1-5 am.
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I’ve been accused of being Indian so here’s my blonde haired arm
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