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“Ray Peat has said regular walks are one of the best ways to lower serotonin. Playful activities like chasing after a ball can enhance a good boy’s metabolism”
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my BITCH mom got my hanes polyester socks for christmas instead of BASED SOL SOCKS. hope she's happy when the polyester makes me TRANS
SOL SOCKS
I’m usually barefoot… but when I’m not, my shoe experience is infinitely better wearing 100% cotton socks.
They breathe better, feel nicer, and perform better all round.
BUT they were so hard to find - and companies that sold “cotton” socks often sold them with a
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Ray Peat haters been real quiet since this video dropped….
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Aw hell naw they done got the carrot salad on the las vegas sphere 😂
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Ray Peat has mentioned that 16 hours of sleep a day is purrfect for metabolic function. Ray has also talked extensively about how chasing a piece of string improves thyroid function
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This is the smile white people give you when you pass them on the sidewalk
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When I was 19 I would cook bones in a slow cooker with vinegar until you could eat them. I don’t remember why I was doing that.
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The smartest, most capable coworkers rarely say shit in meetings. The biggest retards always got shit to say
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white ppl when you bring out the damn carrot salad at dinner 😂😂😂
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you need to be joie de vivre maxing. you need to be playfully balancing on the sidewalk curb when you're walking. you need to be saying hello to birds and squirrels. you need to be making origami out of restaurant napkins. it's the only way forward.
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Made liver tacos today. They're just like regular beef tacos, except worse
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Battle of the Peaters and olive oil shill, 2024 (total peater victory)
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Nah but why’d the fbi “have questions” about this tweet 😂😂😂
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We're peaty Costco guys, and we give it a big BOOM
Ray Peat Inspired Costco Grocery Guide
The best deals for Peaters on a budget - Not sure what Peaty essentials are cheaper at Costco? Considering if a membership is worth it? Check out this video
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I spilled carrot salad all over myself watching Cars 2 in theaters & a black teenager shouted "this nigga eating carrot salad" & everyone laughed
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The face I make when I pretend to like my freakin wife’s cooking 😂😂😂
Did you crunch your whole raw egg today?
Yes, shell and all. Get that calcium!
I nominate
@LogFitz6
@DiscoOrpheus
@CoachPauI
to crunch a whole raw egg.
Do it and tag a friend to do the WHOLE raw egg challenge
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This kinda red-pills me on my anti-aging diet. Cos trump has literally lived off McDonald’s his entire life and looks/functions better than Biden who I assume eats a balanced diet.
Does anyone have any theories on why this is?
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Why sol brah looking kinda tasty tho 🤔😂🤣
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Peatslop: birria taco. Honestly not that hard to make. I didn’t use enough liquid for the consumé but we’ll get ‘em next time.
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It’s real
going to start a fake peaters chat, where we all send pics of the zogslop we all secretly eat
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A hair styling wax that’s coconut oil based, with caffeine, niacinamide, aspirin, rosemary oil, and taurine
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Went to my mom’s house and had a meal loaded with PUFA. But it’s ok because of the protective effects of Vitamin M (a mothers love)
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Aw hell naw not the bioenergetic ball pit at Peatcon 😂😂😂
What would happen if we had a Peatcon and we all got together in one room?
What would happen?
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going to start a fake peaters chat, where we all send pics of the zogslop we all secretly eat
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It was an honor to give President Trump my latest artwork of our beautiful first lady Melania, and I hope it brings him as much joy on his bedroom walls as it did ours!
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When I was
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I used to
Slow cook bones with vinegar
Until you could eat them
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Dissolving aspirin in coffee is a great way to absorb more aspirin and make your coffee taste worse
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With everyone in their mid twenties suddenly being super in to distance running and cold plunges we are quickly headed towards a Norwood epidemic the likes of which the world has never seen before
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How it feels to chase your dreams when you’re hypothyroid
Curious penguin chicks chase a feral cat in the Falkland Islands... Slowly.
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Peatslop of the day: 90/10 ground beef and potatoes fried in coconut oil. Generous helping of franks red hot. Super filling, super economical, super good
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When you ask your coworker to do their literal job and they hit you with this stare
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This is what THEY (deep state elite pedophile satanist ruling class) want you eating. That’s right. Milk, carrots, and cheese. And you foolish people have fallen for it. I’ll be in the beans aisle if anyone needs me
This is what they advertise to you
This is what they want you eating
Time to wake up
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Got fucked up at a wedding last night and was telling people about the carrot salad 😂😂😂
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25 year old girl at work who is fit and a keto-tard told me she’s pre diabetic and doesn’t know why. What are we doing to our beautiful women….
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Peatiest supplements to help with screaming at my gf bc she didn't grate the carrots correctly??
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Oh hell naw some TSA agent is experiencing excellent temps due to me
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Aw hell naw not the ray peat inspired crockpot 😂😂😂
@phimphamman
I wasn't questioning his potential significance on the basis of his current reach. I'm asserting that he has none and never will. Total crockpot.
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What if I told you that you have less than a year….before your cortisol levels obliterate your thyroid
What if I told you the key to this physique had nothing to do with Ray Peat and everything to do with the ketogenic diet?
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Just got “cancelled” (fired) at work for “being based” (calling people fat)
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Never eaten a seed oil.
None of them.
Never will.
"Omg you're missing out"
Maybe.
You're missing out on experiencing life with childlike wonder and joy through healthy metabolism.
Keep your seed oils.
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Hypothyroidism
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Hanging out with peaters passing around the 5 pound gummy bear like it’s a blunt
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Dramatically increasing my sugar intake has increased my luck for the better. I'm not talking about OJ here and there. I'm taking about adding sugar to my OJ. 3 Red Bulls a day. 4 sugared coffees with 10 teaspoons of sugar in each. I feel like i can't stop winning
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The fake peater chat has gone off the rails….
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Sir, a second carrot salad has hit the lower intestine
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Peaty rockin in the house tonight
Carrot salad gonna have a big bite
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Peaters be like “I only eat one spoon of ice cream a day”
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Sesame seed oil (50% pufa) vinaigrette on the carrot salad? Gather round….
Prepping for Swimweek- which is a week of runway shows for all the biggest swimwear brands and it takes place in Miami. Today I did a morning Pilates, laid by the pool, and made this healthy bloat-proof dinner: ribeye steak cooked in butter and a raw carrot salad with fresh herbs
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I just realized my bottle of Pyrucet is missing wtf some TSA agent is NOT experiencing fatty acid oxidation rn
Oh hell naw some TSA agent is experiencing excellent temps due to me
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How peaters look at you when you offer them coffee without 100 grams of sugar
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At 5’2” I’d probably only need 1700 calories too
I eat around 1700-1900 calories if you want to use that as a yardstick. Yet my metabolism and function pisses on most.
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Increasing my metabolism has made me more sensitive to all the pain and suffering in the world
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White ppl when your pour them a glass of raw milk 😂😂😂
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Yanking sol brah out of his room at night like a damn Tom n Jerry cartoon 😂😂😂
Trying the long copper wire wrapped around your toe connected out the window and pushed into the ground tonight to be grounded all night while sleeping
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Reasons why I’m single
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How I walk out after destroying the office bathroom, knowing my hot coworker is waiting to use it
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If you are a guy with big legs (from squatting or otherwise) consider pants with a high rise and a loose leg. More flattering silhouette and much more comfortable than slim/skinny fit. These are 1990s brooks brothers (found on eBay)
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