Gary Peterson 🇺🇸
@GaryPetersonUSA
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Patriot. Bible Reader. Mall Santa. I like WOMEN! Bass player for our church band Shifty Nelson & The Dixieland Scooters, who puts America First.
Joined June 2021
"Don't step on my freedom, and I won't pour sand in your flowers." - Abraham Lincoln.
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It’s been a long night painting Laura Loomer into my award winning President Trump artwork, but it’s worth it knowing she’ll be a powerful new First Lady.
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No one loves President Trump more than our nation’s deserts and fields!.
The vast majority of the American people stand with President Trump!
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It was an honor to give President Trump my latest artwork of our beautiful first lady Melania, and I hope it brings him as much joy on his bedroom walls as it did ours!
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My latest painting captures the true love of the President and Melania Trump, whose inspiring romance makes us all our hearts melt like butter.
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When Patriots like Kyle Rittenhouse and I get lost, we just follow the flag to safety, like the wisemen followed the wishing star.
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Having a photo op with Kyle Rittenhouse must've been what it was like to shake hands with the mighty Hercules after the first crusades.
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As you can see, it was correct of me to put our life savings into Truth Social, as we are gonna be raking in the millions thanks to $DJT.
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@DineshDSouza That’s why we’re glad Dinesh gets his morals from President Trump, especially the beating your ex wife part.
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Rage Against the Machine and The Green Day have sadly abandoned their core conservative values and Christian messages in favor of woke tomfoolery, which is why kids today prefer our church band Shifty Nelson & The Dixieland Scooters.
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Even on his way to the toilet, President Trump still stops for a photo with his biggest fan!
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@pattonoswalt This is going to affect the crops. I’ll have to sell my idiot son to keep the mules.
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I know many of you are concerned about the goblin behind the fence, but he’s only there to protect the crops and keep Kyle and I safe.
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Tim Pool is ready to lead our nation’s brave Timcels into glorious battle, guaranteeing victory in the civil war.
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We warned this would happen in Biden’s America, and we were called conspiracy theorists.
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My President Trump “Fight” Statue is finally complete after weeks of working 20 hours a day to ensure total perfection. The left is terrified that our monuments rival that of Michael Angelo’s David.
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Thrilled my son could meet Kari Lake at CPAC and stand next to the true patriotic face of our country's future!
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Kyle Rittenhouse joining Tucker Carlson is an even greater present this Christmas season than the gifts brought by the Three Shepherds of Christ.
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Meeting Mike Lindell at the Waukesha Trump Rally must've been what it was like to shake hands with the Apostle Paul before Christ took the stage at the sermon on the mound.
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If we successfully blend Elon and Roseanne, we get the most powerful lesbian bartender the world has ever seen.
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It’s definitely not weird for 59 year old Catturd to write Kyle a high school break up note.
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Nothing excites me more than gifting President Trump my latest piece honoring his real heroism. Today I feel like Leonardo D'Vinchie presenting Christ with The Last Supper mere days after the resurrection.
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Tim Pool is fighting for all Timcels to have their place in the Olympics games.
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@benshapiro Amen. She must appeal to us normies by immediately setting Barbies on fire when a movie upsets her.
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After loving my previous work so much, I have surprised Don Jr and the beautiful Kellyanne Guilfoyle with this piece where President Trump brings out the courageous lion in us all.
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@mtgreenee They’ll call us liars, but I’ve seen my son do it with his PS5 controller multiple times, same with moon gravity.
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With President Trump, Laura Loomer and JD Vance in the White House, we will have a true biblical First Family, with a mother and father not afraid to spank us Americans when we act up, and one that President Trump is finally proud to call a son.
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Kyle Rittenhouse is always ready to take photos with fans, much like the masculine stars from the golden age of cinema.
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What’s stopping y’all from having the perfect family?
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@laurenboebert Amen! We must immediately put forward measures to make sure none of our tax dollars go to Alaska and Hawaii.
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You’re all obviously unaware I can see your insults. If my art is so bad, why did my mother hang up all my childhood drawings and tell me I was great.
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When Don Jr. saw my piece dedicated in his honor, he knew it was his calling as the modern Son of Man to spread the good news that America is reborn!
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Elon is just like us, as he jumps for joy when daddy gets us Nacho Fries.
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Wokesters aren’t prepared for the excitement the Scott Baio Effect will bring.
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Wokesters call us #MAGAMoron, but while everyone else plays checkers, prophets like President Trump and Gondy play 4D Chess.
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My son and I are celebrating President Trump’s VP pick, as today we are all JD Vance.
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I was honored to share an elevator with patriots like Eric Trump and Alina Hanna, who didn’t mind that I shit my pants due to both excitement and solidarity with President Trump. We all got to know each other so well when the elevator was stuck for 15 minutes. #TrumpTrial
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I’m proud to spend thousands on this gorgeous President Trump bobblehead, and while wokesters may laugh, it’s power will ensure that God blesses us with a healthy harvest season, which will make up for our family not affording groceries.
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Much like the watchful eye of Mary, this piece christens our bowling alley with the blessings of Ivanka and President Trump for all who enter.
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@MattWalshBlog Thank goodness we have our Matt, a grown man who simply sells toys of himself as a baby.
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Our future king Barron Trump has entered the world of politics, and while he’s 18, he is already making a successful run for ambassador of Florida, a perfect start to one day assume the throne.
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@catturd2 Damn right. At least Catturd’s low IQ simply comes from generations of strict inbreeding.
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@FINALLEVEL Woke means tearing down my John Wayne statues and forcing me to erect a Spider-Man fountain that sprays gay beer on my lawn that turns it into astroturf.
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We patriots are proud to have a leader who remembers Christ’s “Rot in Hell” sermon to the naughty children.
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@LauraLoomer Impossible. I gave a positive review to Sound of Freedom, and I have an American flag in my Twitter name.
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Proud to share some time with national hero Dean Cain, while wokesters can barely leap over a beer keg, let alone a building.
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My son and I couldn’t be more excited to see Kevin Sorbo’s new Left Behind in theaters! Who needs 3D when we have the Lord salting our popcorn.
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Happy Birthday Catturd, who bravely celebrates his 60th birthday all alone tweeting, with no friends or family around to bother him.
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@ksorbs Amen! You’ll never catch President Trump begging for money and siding with people who attack police.
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Maine should not have this kind of power over our elections. Every other state has been here since the beginning of our country, while Maine was a fictitious world made by Stephen King which was only turned into a state to appease his rabid fans.
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Even Charlie Kirk sees my work as worthy enough for his glorious man cave.
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Proud to see my work getting the respect it deserves from one of our nation’s greatest thinkers!
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Tucker Carlson spent his whole Sunday with Rob Schneider, and even treated him to lunch at the Old Country Buffet, because he consistently gets our greatest thinkers.
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Even Tim Pool was kind enough to remove his prized beanie when meeting my son and daughter.
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President Trump sits as stoic as ever in court today, as his brave face shows us a true leader who fights for his people.
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Folks think I’m wearing my bandage to honor President Trump, but I’m too embarrassed to say I answered the iron like a phone again.
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Plus if the sun is really that far away, how is it able to give us two scoops of raisins every morning?
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Nothing gave greater joy to my son than travelling 1000 miles to meet Laura Loomer, his own personal Wonder Woman.
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My latest piece is all about fathers and sons, as our little Vice President Trump is always on hand to give the encouragement our leader needs, which even earns him a nice walk in the park with President Musk to strengthen their bond.
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While wokesters want to eat our animals, President Trump will not only build a new Ark of the Covenant, but will make the zoos pay for it, just as Noah did when he freed our pets from Egypt.
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It was my honor to take Roger Stone out on the town for his birthday, where anyone would have been lucky to bring home this timeless patriot for an evening of Straightriotic lovemaking.
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President Trump's heroism inspires us to become great defenders of our nation, just as CIA agent James Bond did when we were children.
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I'm proud to receive an official Trump Bible from Lee Greenwood himself, as these Bibles make the RNC the official Church of America, and I can't wait to pass them out in our mall santa village this Christmas season.
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Tears were flowing when Steve Bannon was finally released from prison, as my son greeted him with the tender love not seen since the Apostle Peter met Paul after his federal imprisonment for teaching scripture.
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I just overheard gunshots coming from the tv showing a rerun of TJ Hooker. I’ve just survived an assassination attempt.
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Heroes like Kyle Rittenhouse and Kari Lake are the reason the sun shines on our great nation and leaves the others in the dark.
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That settles it, our brave Catturd is never going to Europe again!
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@TuckerCarlson The sex scene was shot very tastefully, the candles really set the mood, and when Tucker bit down on the pillow, you could tell in that moment he was in love.
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Tim Pool is fighting for all patriots who are tired of the radical left attacking us by simply quoting us.
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Even Christ himself would write President Trump the check he needs for his bond, so where are all the other billionaires willing to help our struggling leader?
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For her strong leadership, I was proud to award MTG with this honorary Gary for bringing maturity and integrity back to the halls of congress!
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President Trump is the only one to lead us out of World War 3, just like all previous generations of Trumps who bravely served their country when asked nicely.
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Our brave Kyle Rittenhouse needs all our love and support, which is why I have even offered him my daughter’s hand in marriage and the chance to call him my son.
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President Trump’s God Bless the USA Bible improves the word of God so much that even Christ Jesus would be first in line for a signed copy.
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The government is only controlling the weather because they saw the sparks fly between Catturd and my daughter during the annual Turdstock.
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Our brave Catturd jokes through the tears, but we all know the strain a bad breakup takes on the heart.
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We patriots are declaring November 5th CHRISTIAN VISIBILITY DAY! That way we can stay home from the polls, enjoy the holiday, and let God himself declare President Trump our leader.
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Even Christ would drool with joy upon seeing real women like Laura Loomer and Valentina Gomez as his double blind date.
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This must be a mistake, I thought I was an honorary Timcel!
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Wokesters call my family a #MAGACult just because President Trump gets our engines rolling, and my art shows he is in touch with the common man who wakes up every morning looking to get his hands dirty fighting for Straightriotism.
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@michaeljknowles That’s why I always stick to a Michael Knowles classic, where there’s never any surprises.
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Chaya knows an iconic image when she sees one, as she is proud to promote the message of #DorkMAGA.
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If you’re not showing off your new President Trump tattoo for #PresidentsDay, then you’re not patrioting correctly. Sorry not sorry!
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When my Melania Trump art hangs in our bedroom, I feel she is there with us when my wife and I make love for America.
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Now that Christmas has been legalized, President Musk is free to decorate the most beautiful tree with the help of our little VP Trump. #MerryChristmas
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@benshapiro Amen. Our kindly Ben prefers candidates who only grab you if you’re the “chosen one.”.
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Spirit Halloween is better than ever this year, as they have costumes for all our patriotic heroes!
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I'm so happy that my beautiful Melania Trump art now comes in minis that I can put on every car to remind people to rush home and watch President Trump's debate victory! Plus it comes in wallet sizes too that I can slip in folks back pockets.
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Y'all are just jealous because Alina Habba gets to sit at the cool kids table with our Marjorie and Kellyanne Guilfoyle.
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No one works harder than President Trump to make sure the Iowa roads are safe for his flock to turn out and vote, as the snow will soon melt out of pure fear. #IowaCaucus
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President Trump wins middle America, because he knows the joy of waking up every morning to chop down the corn to make a strong hearty breakfast.
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While wokester broads go downhill at 30, our adonis Charlie Kirk continues to have the ladies flock to his rugged good looks that are just as impressive as his wisdom.
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On this Eclipse Day, we honor the rare moment that the kingdom of heaven passes between our earth and sun, inspiring us to repent and put true America First patriots in Washington or else wake up with an assfull of locusts. #Eclipse2024
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Rudy Giuliani’s #mugshot only clarifies that we Patriots are doing right sticking by our heroes.
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Members of my family are always there to treat our beloved President Trump like a mighty Sultan.
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My wife and I delivered President Trump my latest work, inspired by patriotic artist Edward Munk, which portrays the romantic evenings of our President and Melania Trump, who sadly couldn't attend as she was busy volunteering at her local church.
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