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I think it'd be cool to have a giant megaplex dedicated to just showing people how to do some trade stuff, like electrical work, plumbing, and woodworking. It'd help people do things on their own and it could replace the public school system's version.
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@hedgefundmafia
In my administration, everything near the American continents will be annexed.
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@Slatzism
The poor dude cannot interpret the noise of twitter and it's costing him. He really needs to figure out a way to prune his feed better.
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@LeaMaric
Not really, but close enough. Like the up and down nod are pretty much universal. Not so much with the right and left.
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@hollowearthterf
I don't see the problem with their arrangement.
I'm beginning to see why divorce is so fucking high.
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@vraji
@SmokeAndSomno
Tfw Gen Z was trained to be mega karens at an early age.
This is truly a sign of the end of civilization.
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@moonbeamdreams_
Hi Freia, thanks for highlighting what comes off as confusing for the dudes.
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@CountDankulaTV
But Dank... you made your dog do a Nazi salute, how could there ever be anything good in your videos????
*I'm being 100% sarcastic, btw
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@thechosenberg
How the fuck did charges not get brought on him immediately? There's no way this is real.
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@tolstoybb
Welcome to learning that the entire economy is a dumpster fire we've been marketing as a fireplace.
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@eigenrobot
Tfw England wants to retvrn to tradition (beating each other to death with giant rocks).
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@Johnny_Joey
@Bubola
I recall during the Freddie Grey protests that the local gangs in Baltimore were working with cops to stop looting, so I'm not too surprised this is a development. Their reasoning was that this was their community and they were gonna work together to preserve it.
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@cosmos_raj
Yeahhhh, this is what fucks with me. Like, I don't have much to work with after my bills and it's just like "how tf do you have food after all this?" and my only conclusion is "welp, you're gonna die early from only being able to afford cheap ramen, I guess"
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@keta_mean_
I wonder if there's two things here, just fewer friends (which I recall another study concluding) and far more distant boundaries. Not a lot of crossover, not a lot of opening up.
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I'm on a mission to post like this about a woman.
currently on the most amazing date of my life. my wife is absolutely perfect
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@DianaWintah
Can't wait to hear about FDNY declaring Jack Pritchard no longer worthy of admiration for being white. He's only the most decorated firefighter in NYC history, risked himself at great peril to aid anyone at anytime, and pioneered techniques.
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@thechosenberg
Me, in the future. I will be causing my wife this psychic pain. Not by choice, but because I was chosen by chaos to have a barely functioning brain.
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@ChrisRGun
Like I said, nothing will change because the folks with the money and connections won't allow it.
Therefore, we can't just focus one stock. It should move to as many stocks as possible, move from one to another.
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@wsbmod
Probably sleeping with the fishes, tbh. My mind for investment is basically doing the opposite of what is successful.
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@shaggysurvives
He's doing trickshots, it's a bit different. :P
It's kinda like how riding side saddle is a trick, but against all conventional safety and riding norms for horse riding. (especially doing trickshots with a giant bow).
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@hormblende
Nothing more damning than when youth suicide was down during covid lockdowns, as I recall.
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@SarAllyce
That is a trade, imo. Being incredibly meticulous in the details of cleanliness (not to mention the knowledge of how to properly clean things and with which products) is not exactly something you can pick up on the go. Some of it is innate, but you hone it with experience.
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@anonynaut
Lmao, awwwww. This is both adorable and also CLEARLY designed to get you into hot water. :P
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@lillysharples
Lmao.
Fantastic job being the inspiration for a future documentary on this absurd larger than life Romanian drug lord.
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@clairlemon
To be fair to James, I see where he's coming from when he says the logical end product is "kill white people". I see where he's coming from with respect to his "if you don't stop this progression, it will inevitably come to pass" point.
I just don't buy it being so imminent.
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@sun_girlxo
I suspect a lot of this is because of how undersocialized we are these days due to the crushing obsession with economics. Lets time spent pursuing economics means more time spent socially interacting with people without explicit transactional thinking or competitiveness.
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@thechosenberg
Is it? I'd think the solution is figuring out how it's not going well and actually communicating through it.
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@thechosenberg
With the aging up in what's considered an adult, this is just a classic case of teen pregnancy.
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@soviethoneytrap
Cute and infatuated.
Statham's charisma basically makes that seem par for the course tbh.
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@jordylancaster
And the next day, it's revealed they did some batshit crazy shit themselves and get cancelled.
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@inihelene
Oh, what a surprise that Keemstar is a Trump voter. Who'd have guessed.
I don't even know what he does on youtube, but he comes across as such a douchebag that it fits the stereotype of Trump voters.
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@hollowearthterf
I'm also reminded a lot of Bill Burr's recounting of how his dad raised him in the 70's and he'd just come home, lose his shit, leave the house for a few hours, and come home like nothing happened. His mom just ate it (somehow???) and he and his brothers all have ailments from it
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@thechosenberg
I recall a meme about the feminine urge to take a chunk out her bf and how many women basically said it's true.
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@tszzl
Roon. Are you factoring in the sheer psychic trauma of interfacing with United Airlines?
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@shoe0nhead
Could they add anymore to this? Maybe add like 15 different animals and an entire solar system to it, along with the pantheon of astrological signs too.
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@SmokeAndSomno
@shoe0nhead
Imagine not wanting space marines with multiple hearts and ungodly strength who literally have no fear, and can spit acid and consume the flesh of others to gain their memories. Couldn't be me.
It absolutely is me.
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@shoe0nhead
"Get a better job"
Like that 50% of small businesses that died out will be replenished and corporations, who are already utterly against having employees whatsoever, will hire anyone for shit.
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@LeaMaric
Lmao. Graham's case keeps being made more plausible as time goes on. The LIDAR detectors showing ancient Aztec cities were way larger than we thought are just one point and it's growing as we do this elsewhere.
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@bimboubermensch
Depends, if you like the meme version, anything under 6 feet.
If you wanna go super serious, anyone 5'6 or below.
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@hedgefundmafia
Precisely. Thank you for understanding my vision as America's first and only Democratically Elected Dictator for Life (eternity).
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@naeriface
@eigenrobot
..........
I kinda wouldn't be shocked if certain things like the pill were just prescribed because of kickbacks, like in psychiatry for antidepressants and what not.
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@hollowearthterf
Kids aren't economically productive and that's antithetical to our econ-obsessed culture. Also kids are full of life and whimsy, and that's completely antithetical to our love for machines and cold logic and math.
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@shoe0nhead
I'm very happy that I don't have an iphone, don't watch Netflix, and don't listen to Spotify, all for the specific pleasure of ruining their narrative. I'm not even all that into socialism. I just hate slogans that much.
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@schizarella
You're doing some great econometrics, Misha. Keep up the mind-blowing work, bruh.
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@neontaster
I will never be able to laugh enough at the notion that a game about Japan needs Asian-American approval.
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@thechosenberg
This dude went out and proposed to a woman he didn't love. What the hell is going on upstairs?
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@CountDankulaTV
One day he'll learn to either accept getting trashed online or die mad trying to stop it.
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@monodevice
I like her. She's really level headed about all of this AND quite articulate about nuances and detail. Idk shit about tech and she explained things pretty clearly, which is indicative of her qualifications. My mad jealousy has just gotten 10 orders of magnitude higher.
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@CartoonsHateHer
@vituperativeerb
How is he not fired and the company absolutely ruined already? This is literally the kind of shit you see in training videos.
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@shoe0nhead
I'm now reminded of a movie about a tire that just keeps rolling down the road and shit. I don't remember anything about it, but it's weird.
I'm sure one of your followers will be able to name this movie.
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@thechosenberg
Rosey, don't hit him with that face. This is the most teenage question there is and a very sincere one. He wants to learn.
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@juulp0dnation
Or accepts your lie that you absolutely had to go and that was the last possible place available.
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@eigenrobot
This is no time to clam down. It is time to become patriotic again and use vast amounts of federal funding (coming straight from the department of transportation since Buttigieg doesn't actually care about his job) and make it a new wonder of the world.
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@tolstoybb
Smh. It's amazing how *all* call centers are absolutely infuriating for the person calling in.
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@MiriVinni
I'm gonna assume they care more about gains than cardio. Though, there is legit concerns about the knees (or so I hear).
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@RadioFreeTom
Pretty sure all his meltdowns are unscheduled, we just call some of them press conferences.
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@SWENGDAD
Normie. Wat if: We just call off the economy until the men are in the absolute peak physical condition?
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@shoe0nhead
I think that's something that should be addressed though. I think the idea of voting third party needs to be more popular now. It'd decrease the contention between the public, force better choices from the R's and D's, and you can have more choice in general.
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@shoe0nhead
Gonna be honest, the tax system is basically a pyramid scheme in certain respects because of how it chooses to fund things like social security. Since it depends on how much tax money goes into the system, it does incentivize having large families to keep it going.
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@keta_mean_
In that people are closed off more and are more rigid about where the boundaries are.
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@sympatheticopp
I'm convinced men are at their best when they have no idea women wanna hook up with them.
This is where arranging dates should be focusing.
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@shoe0nhead
I love that people who talk about gamergate sound more and more out of touch with technology, which is amazing since I'm basically like a grandparent at tech at this point.
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@keta_mean_
There's also a level to which I'm very much willing to bet that people aren't bringing different groups they hang with together either (like less parties, less venturing out with different people, etc)
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@CountDankulaTV
@shoe0nhead
It's pretty obvious guys like that are just trying to appear to be an adult. None of that shit the dude listed is actually fun, unless you actually love messing around with cars or computers.
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@thechosenberg
@hollowearthterf
Idk, I think it's just easy to lose touch with society when you just have your attention on other stuff and don't consume media. You just live in the moment and soon the day is done and you do it all again.
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@thechosenberg
@NLRG_it
@kinematografi
Yeah, the premise was "would you rather have sex with a woman with a vagina but looks like Hulk Hogan or a woman who looks like a 10/10 model and has a dick?"
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