BIMBO UBERMENSCH
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It's where my tome is being serialized, consider it the chopping block for the raw process.
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"How would the woman feel if you hadn't raped her?"
"But I did rape her"
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The Marquis de Sade once poisoned multiple women by giving them anise cookies with crushed up blister beetles because he thought the beetles were an aphrodisiac. That says all you need to know about the demon
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<Man takes the most unflattering photo ever of a girl. She looks demented.>
"You look so cute here. This is my favorite photo of you."
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you're not schizo or autistic, just socially inept and unlikeable.
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She conquered you in this instance. The tone said it all.
You’re just as degenerate as the others engaging in this sterile feedback loop—not even proper bacchanalia — just appealing to the lowest common denominator and sucking the energy out of life. At least the girls on here
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this is just a boilerplate roast. every female who is at least marginally attractive has received some permutation of this roast, solicited or unsolicited.
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I can judge a man’s character right off the bat based on how they treat ugly women
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My problem is I love men too much. They’re so intellectual and genocidal which is a massive turn on.
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Noooo baby those look like 34Es
THAT IS NOT A C CUP.
If there’s one thing I’ll do on this site, it’s teach you peasants about titty speculation.
How about this on C-cup Baking chick. 🧵
Almost nobody would watch a video of her baking without the outfit. It does catch attention and it is intentional. It's a different version of e-beth.
I have muted all of this that I can, but the women fighting women war is back.
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She was a Macedonian with a big schnozz
Denis Villeneuve’s next film will be ‘CLEOPATRA’ with Zendaya set to star as the titular character.
Timothee Chalamet has been offered the role of Octavius & Daniel Craig is being sought to play Caesar. Filming is being eyed for late 2024.
(via
@DanielRPK
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"Wanna hang out and drink alcohol?"
no i have to workout to stay tastefully underweight. do NOT sabotage my routine.
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that's quite literally all of history
Imagine being rich and famous and still marrying a whore
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You're not autistic, you're just ill-mannered and don't like small talk. Maybe you're okay at math.
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i don’t think girls really like being slapped or choked i think that’s a modern psyop
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This is exactly why those harridans got upset with Mikhaila Peterson’s baby pic. If she wasn’t looking into the camera, it wouldn’t have garnered nearly as visceral of a reaction, even if unclothed. I guarantee you.
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the plan is to be sad, thin, and well-dressed forever
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One thing I learned on this site is that a lot of men really love the idea of keeping an unobtainable woman in a dilapidated dwelling.
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Good fucking luck
Women shouldn’t marry men who have a history of viewing porn.
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It has.
Yesterday, I used the word “sordid” in a sentence and was looked at strangely.
We’re fucked.
I do believe, however, the majority of "English speakers" will lose the ability to understand Early Modern English sometime later this century, if this hasn't occurred already.
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I’m keeping my fat face
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In some pics they’re small, in others they are big-ish? 32C
Schrödinger’s Tits
For corn fed folk not that big. For impoverished bush hunter and rich horny perv big enough. Enjoy this picture.
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part of me wants to boost morale by posting yet another nude.
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They Pixar'd me
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You do not want to be with someone who has an IQ of 160
That is hell incarnate
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I mean the student was 18 so I’m not going to be a moralizing screed but I don’t get how an 18 year old is attractive in the slightest when you’re a 26 year old woman.
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"Oh, you'll get over him. You have so many options."
I know that. That's not the issue. Also, why are people "options"- that's just gross. I hate that.
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i mean this emphatically: people like you make the quality of life significantly worse in every conceivable way. you're not alive.
One thing I really hate about Vienna are FUCKING smokers.
- great weather
- decide to eat outside
- get a table at a nice terrace
And then you get about 80% of people FUCKING smoking… you can’t enjoy anything outside…
Like now… 7/10 tables were smoking… why is this legal?
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Yeah, but what's the point of all that money? All that money goes towards paying for incremental "luxuries" to avoid drugged-out vagrants and zombies. Enjoy your SUV tank because you can't walk anywhere. Enjoy your car insurance and every cortisol-inducing demon in your
Americans severely underestimate how dirt poor most Europeans are.
They go spend their American wages there and are amazed at the “quality of life,” not realizing that they’re taking the equivalent of a trip to Disneyland, and everyone around them is the staff.
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This woman comes into ur house and gives u a spatchcock chicken and demands to be your private chef. Wat do?
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Fuck forget the MILF titties, look at the Ruffoni Historia copper cookware in the background. I’m salivating.
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Shirking accountability by modulating my voice to a higher octave.
WOMEN: what makes you feel the most feminine? how do you lean into your feminine energy?
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This is like a really macabre comedy sketch. How’d he even find these guys?
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i show my tits because i just cut to the chase. no more pleasantries. okay. national geographic. i'm brown
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Every time I tell myself, "Fuck i can't stand these mofos" on this side of Twatter or X or whatever tf, I accidentally venture into the other side of Twitter and think, "Ok, ok time to go back to the side of Twitter where people are called cumrapist1488 and kahanistluvr and
I've been bedbound since January with long Covid, but I still love to dress up for Halloween. So my husband made me this costume (posted by Kyle, the husband.)
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No OF
any nudes I post are free and for the commons
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I'd rather stay in the position I'm in currently than end up like this.
Anything but that. Life is so pathetically short. Imagine wasting it this way.
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This is just every man younger than 34 in the Greater Toronto Area.
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When you talk to someone online or develop feelings for them, understand that you're projecting onto a constructed image, not a real person. This behavior often stems from your own desires and solipsism.
The e-girl you like and the guy with a wordcel blog are not real people.
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they have this... in Copenhagen.
have the demographics and social niceties and GDP of Danes then maybe you could have this
I saw an idea recently that I thought was lovely…public libraries that are open late every night so ppl can socialize, as an alternative to bars or sitting alone at home. Would be especially perfect for introverts to socialize comfortably and for older people who are lonely.
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