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Train by day, doing my little emails by night/all day

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@SarAllyce
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When the weights u want are not available that is God telling u to try the heavier weight
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One thing I was not prepared to learn as an adult is that a lot of people are actually pedophiles
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@One123Sly An unbelievable amount..
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@ThatBearUKnow I’m referring to people who want to do sick stuff to prepubescent children
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@Daughter0fNyx Yes, same like it’s been a way more powerful force in history than I ever realized or expected
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@SmokyPhilosophy I’m referring to literal pedophiles not age gap relationships
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@litaforner way too many to fathom very sad
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No. I think women say this because women are attracted to perceived lifestyle traits more than physical traits & when most women see a fit man they see a lifestyle they don’t want (gym, no alcohol, chicken & rice). Women don’t actually care *that* much about physical features
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Men - do you believe this? Women - is this true?
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@stanstuckinbed That is a staggering amount
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@CS_Njeri Disgusting!
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Everyone talks about “learning a trade” as a good way to make a living but no one talks about latina cleaning ladies in Miami making $60/hr on average
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@SarAllyce
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9 months
The men telling u that women don’t like jacked physiques are a psy op to keep u weak & small while they get more powerful u should be blasting TRT & trying to bench 405
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calling in thicc today
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1 year
Good example of a physique that is purely genetics. No diet or workout in the world will give u this body it’s just like .001 percent of population freak genetics (she’s 5’11 too). She looks 🔥🔥🔥
@DailyLoud
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Runway model is now going viral after this video hits the internet 👀
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Eating 1g protein per body weight is really such life changing diet advice it’s like the key to not being obese & yet no dr or MSM outlet will tell u this
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@SarAllyce
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Being thin
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question for women in their 30s, 40s, 50s, etc: what are women in their twenties not considering that they should be considering?
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This is the Uber Eats x Group Fitness Class body
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𝕷𝖊𝖔𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖉
1 year
Why are american women built like this?
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The weirdest/funniest thing about people getting mad at RFK for being on TRT is that Joe Biden must be on an INSANE regimen of hormones, injections, treatments, plastic surgery/Botox & god knows what other substances to keep him artificially functioning & youthful looking lol
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I’m tired of age gap discourse I’m ready for WEIGHT gap discourse
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@SarAllyce
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5 months
The average woman can do zero pull ups
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One of those things you never realize before you start working out consistently is that pull ups are unbelievably fucking hard
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-> before lifting (2009) 145 lbs -> 3 yrs into lifting (2015) 135 lbs -> 11 yrs into lifting (2023) 135 lbs FizeekFriday: body recomp edition
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@SarAllyce
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Lifting is cool because even if God didn’t give u curves u can grow them
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HORSE LEGS AND A BABY BULLDOG HORSE LEGS AND A BABY BULLDOG
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@SarAllyce
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@ccmembersonly One of my 1st red pills was moving back to my small FL hometown after law school. The ppl I went to high school with skipped college to start landscaping or trade businesses & had homes, families, boats, F250s. I was 27, single, couldn’t find job, & tons of student loan debt.
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@ChrisCillizza People who have listened to @joerogan since the beginning of the pandemic haven’t spent the last 18 months fooling themselves.
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1 year
Why are u as a man doing group fitness classes
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1 year
Why are people acting like there aren’t a million women on instagram who already look like this or better
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1 year
Went to the Waist Same Size As Leg club meeting & didn’t see you there (24.5 inches)
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2 years
Lol. Lmao.
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11 months
Ladies! You can’t “tone” without having/building muscle. Getting stronger is the best way. Squats are GOOD for u. Lifting heavy is GOOD for u. Be wary of fitness advice from literal professional models w top 1 percent genetics. Take it from former fat fucks w desk jobs (me)
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Michelle Ivana
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Ladies! I haven’t lifted heavy in years, I never pick up more than 30 lbs, I don’t do squats. Unlike the trend today, I don’t train to “grow a booty” but rather to lift, tone, minimize cellulite and achieve a feminine shape. Walking on an incline and mat pilates are your best
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1 year
How I feel when people at the gym ask for my instagram but I don’t have one
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@wanyeburkett There’s a nonzero chance the dog could snap. Why take it? How is saving 1 dogs life even worth the risk it could eat ur child’s face. My coworkers son was bit in the face/neck by a pit mix who was “friendly” & attacked out of the blue. Everyone I know has a story like this
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The real ethnic conflict is between pawgs and thicc latinas
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There are so many hot beautiful women on the right that are trying to - or would die to - be THE emerging Female Voice on the right and instead we are getting Pearl lmao
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@sebjenseb
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White men prefer latinas and Asians of average weights to overweight White women.
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@verymoisturized It’s true. Broad shoulders = illusion of a tiny waist
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Women who don’t date jacked men will never know the joys of shutting off ur lady brain & heightened senses while u enjoy a hot dog at a sporting event where minorities are starting fights around u
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I want this. I rarely use a purse (usually mini backpack or fanny pack) so this is perfect for me. I want to walk around Miami wearing this & pretending I’m Lara Croft
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Wallet like that bf Thigh satchel like this gf
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Another reason for men to be jacked is so that when/if u start losing ur hair u can shave ur head & still be hot
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@breslyncomp It’s so sad & hard to comprehend
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I am at the gym & just saw one BBL girl smile & shy wave to another BBL girl. They’re just like Jeep owners apparently
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@conan_esq The best part of living in Florida is never encountering people who use “pronouns”
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> amrap pull ups 1x/wk since Jan 1 > started w/ 4ish > now can do 8 > am monke 🔜🐒
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1 year
Gyms with primarily gay patrons are problematic for me because the competition for the 10-30 lb dumbbells is too fierce
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@SarAllyce
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Friday night squats: 235x3 top set Bodyweight: 132 🤭 The road to 315 continues 📈
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I regret to inform u all
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2 years
@ccmembersonly Every lib has: long covid, a “chemical imbalance” aka depression/anxiety & an autoimmune disorder you’ve never heard of
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Average processed food enjoyer
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Squats: 225 3x5 Bw: 130 It’s not much but it’s honest work 🐎
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@BaronVonStewson @contactabrother Squat, bench & deadlift are the only big 3 I’m aware of
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I’ve said it before & will say it again: the best thing for society is to make all the men return to the office & all the women work from home. Solves so many problems.
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Men are giving up remote work and returning to offices in the US faster than women, per Bloomberg.
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watching the people who called trump “literally hitler” now saying “death to the Jews”
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Me every day at the outfits & asses i see in Miami
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Everyone around me hit PRs. 165 lb man benched 315. Someone cable curled the entire stack. Another guy flexed and his shirt ripped.
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Absurd assshorts are the cure for weak men
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Why are u, as a woman, upset that a man is attracted to u
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Boyfriend has been eating taco seasoned ground beef + rice for lunch nearly every day for the last 4 years
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The masculine urge to survive off a diet of ground beef and rice is real
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People that go to the gym on Sunday afternoon are the backbone of this country
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Brown hair. Smith machine. Huge fake ass.
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Be honest do I look like Michelle Obama
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The ideal weight gap is 100 lbs
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Fizeek Friday: smol but strong edition
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The sluttiest thing a man can do is be ready for everything and anything
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Security guard was ready for everything and anything.
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When everything at the gym is taken & I’m about to ask someone if I can work in with them
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We are having a hot centaur summer over here just working on my hindquarters
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@SarAllyce
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Crazy how 1 hour in the sun can give u the gains of like 3 yrs in the gym lol like maybe it’s not ur diet maybe ur just not TAN enough
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@SarAllyce
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Obesity is the #1 comorbidity for most (if not all) of these things
@DoctorAnarchist
Doc Anarchy | Renegade Health Mag
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All of these are treatable and preventable with lifestyle changes. No drugs needed.
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@SarAllyce
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>Pull up progress update >Weekly amrap pull ups continue >Felt like I was flying today 🪽 >12 😈
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>weekly amrap pull ups continue >now can do 11 pull ups >monke mode 🔛🐒
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I will die on the hill that controlling ur weight/not being fat is the BEST defense against illness/disease. People are scared of microplastics, seed oils & nonstick pans & what they really need to be afraid of is their fat bellies!!!
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Bariatric surgery was associated with a reduced risk of breast cancer in women with obesity. The risk reduction was strongest in women with high insulin levels at baseline.
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Do HR ladies take a class in college that teaches them how to use their HR voice or something like how do they all sound the same
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My parents made me go to law school because they said I would want more than to just be jacked & tan forever & boy were they so wrong about that
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Squatted 245 for 2x5 today. My best lift of the year so far 🥳
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@neontaster We have come full circle
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Me 🤝🏼 The other blonde white chick in the gym with a big ass
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If ur not seeing results in the gym it’s because u don’t hate urself enough
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⚠️centaur loading⚠️
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@garybasin They’re busy avoiding seed oils now
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>weekly amrap pull ups continue >now can do 11 pull ups >monke mode 🔛🐒
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> amrap pull ups 1x/wk since Jan 1 > started w/ 4ish > now can do 8 > am monke 🔜🐒
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I am tired of pretending that an entire rotisserie chicken is a lot of food for one person
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1 year
Self love is over. From now on we will be hating ourselves. The self hate will continue until BMI improves
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9 months
lol yea right most women weigh more than this
@DrCamRx
Dr. Cameron Maximus🤴🏻 🥷🏻 🧙🏻‍♂️ 🤵‍♂️
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Unpopular Opinion: the peak male physique is not these roided out Soyfluencers on IG… But Brad Pitt in Fight Club. 5'11, ~166 lb., ~10% body fat. Tyler Duren > Sam Sulek Don't believe me? Ask women.
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not 1 good physique in sight at the NYC “run club” more like the NYC Noodle Arm & Big Back Club
@coryetzkorn
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NYC run clubs have found product market fit and have 100% week over week growth
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Centaur Szn
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All I’m saying is no one has tried to punch me in the face
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@Alec91420 @wil_da_beast630 The WH is holding the apocalypse position
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I don’t know my IQ or birth chart so I’m just winging my entire identity
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@SarAllyce
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For example Ive found plenty of skinny/non-lifter men to be physically attractive but I am inevitably going to be turned off by lifestyle choices or differences. And they won’t like my lifestyle either
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@SarAllyce
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Step 1 to having a nice physique is accepting & believing that it is within ur control to have a nice physique
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1 year
NO ONE at a school should be ordering Door Dash. Aside from obvious safety risks & distractions, this is fat lazy behavior and sets a terrible example for children. Grow up and pack ur lunch like a responsible adult
@RaveenTheDream
Thick Saban 💕
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“If my child can’t Doordash neither can the teacher” We’ve truly lost the art of kids understanding they can’t do what adults can do. If you can Doordash you can pack your child a lunch stink!
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I don’t want to do any more emails today I just wanna to go to the gym
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@SarAllyce
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Tons of people in the gym are doing nearly useless exercises. Counter productive even. But they’re still in decent shape. You could literally go in the gym & do everything wrong & still be in better shape than if u didn’t go at all. You just have to get up & go move ur body.
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@_ohkkay @reemustafaa I actually like sweet sauces on this. Like TJ’s pineapple salsa or chick fil a Polynesian sauce
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@SarAllyce
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Powerlifting doesn’t make u a fat fuck. It doesn’t even incentivize u to be a ff. What makes someone elite as a powerlifter is being the strongest person at the *lowest* possible bodyweight. Powerlifting can build a great physique when ur not using it as an excuse to eat more
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@southhousemafia athletes are diluting their genes with women like this
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1 year
The Gym is truly one of the most egalitarian environments there is. The strongest & best physiques are *directly* correlated to work ethic & effort. This forces u to bear responsibility, agency, discipline & pain/suffering to succeed, yet this runs counter to left wing ethos
@FischerKing64
FischerKing
1 year
Physical exertion - body building, long distance running, whatever - tends to make people conservative (at least not woke) because it forces them to confront reality of their bodies and their limitations. It’s harder to dream utopia when you run up against your own limits.
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@SWENGDAD We don’t care as much about height as the internet would lead you to believe
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Sara 🌴
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I keep seeing tik toks of white girls clapping while they talk is this a gen z thing? It’s always the most unattractive thing about them
@Rich_Cooper
Richard Cooper
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Stop lying to women and telling them men want tatted up, muscle bound chick's with a big mouth.
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😤😤😤
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This reminds me of my mother’s way of telling me that an outfit is too revealing: “Sara, remember, there will be other women there”
@MrsJellySantos
Jelly Santos
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This woman works selling luxury cars. She’s been at her job 10 days. She just got pulled aside because her coworkers spouses are complaining about what she’s wearing to work. They said because she’s curvier maybe she should wear polo and slacks instead.
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