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The fifty year countdown is upon us. The fifty year countdown to nonexistence

Joined February 2022
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@hormblende
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minors WILL try alcohol. which is why we need Hennessy For Kids
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@skramzbunny
sawed off pump action cigarette
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me and spongebobs eyes
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@waspsalads
wasp
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i hope everyone had a fun halloween!!
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@ryuuder
ryuu 🍊
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“ultra wild passion” are we selling energy drinks or are we selling condoms
@b0nez0i
longdog (aspiring)
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new monster just dropped????
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@dieworkwear
derek guy
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this looks like the photo perfumers use to describe their fragrance bc no one is eating a cinnamon stick
@fvbeIla
bella
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Everyday i make myself a snack plate
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@Fraydyne
raiei circulation 🏳️‍⚧️
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I forgot yesterday was halloween so I momentarily thought this was a "she just likes being a moth" situation and I was like that rocks for her
@kvwviiju
゚✧゚ mothemi ゚✧゚
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the world is full of beautiful lamps and i am no longer afraid to die
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@cammsyn
fouzia 🔆
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hold on i wanna hear her out @huel when are we getting freeze dried nutritionally complete pellets this would be a major upgrade over tvp chunks reconstituted in water spiked with a stock cube or bouillon
@RedGreenBC
Red-Green Alliance
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This is like when deeply closeted people become hyper conservative as a result except instead of homosexuality it's disordered eating somehow. Another San Fransicko #innovation
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@royllovians
Roy
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@owenbroadcast It is just a coincidence—a single coincidence, thousands of years ago, not ten or twenty or fifty coincidences. Purely by chance, the Proto-Indo-European words for "night" and "eight" resembled each other, and this resemblance remained in most of its descendants.
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@shinylunarstars
shiny
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@twinkdefcon
TWINKDEFCON
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@PunishedFredda
Fredda
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the file name of this is just a bunch of chinese
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@hormblende
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there should be a The Finals ltm where you just do this
@PunishedFredda
Fredda
2 days
the file name of this is just a bunch of chinese
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@SlappyCromwell
Marphy Black
16 hours
Once again, Valve's deceit fools an unsuspecting populace: Ricochet's release date on Steam is false. Ricochet released November 14, 2000 in the retail disc version of Counter-Strike. But fear not, for I continue my 20+ years vigilance against Valve's Ricochet lies! #ricochet2
@LambdaGen
LambdaGeneration
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Today is November 1st. You know why it's an important day? Because 25 years ago the best Valve selling game Ricochet was released! Happy Birthday Ricochet, we could never forget about you <3
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@reaction105
jon | super vhs
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reddit hates my game
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@fortnitebussy1
dingle
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remember like 4 months ago when we all dogpiled this 😭
@ToonSoulsGame
ToonSouls Game
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My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me My game is good, the algorithm just ignores...
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@Jojostuck56
Jojostuck56 (HOMESTUCK SPOILERS)
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Tenna's dialogue about Toriel's baby is scarier when you realize the baby is you
@YouNotGonnaWin
gamesing (holiday)
15 hours
what the fuck am i watching
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@DailyKatnep
Karkat & Nepeta in: Daily KatNep
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Here's a concept for a dailykatnep I never made
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@caesararum
caesararum, BS, DOGS
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almonds are so weird it's like, what if we bred an apple that had delicious seeds, and threw away 70% of the apple to get to the seeds
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@moultano
Ryan Moulton
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Cacao pods have a delicious fruit around the seeds, but we basically only use it as food for the fermentation that adds flavor to the final chocolate.
@caesararum
caesararum, BS, DOGS
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almonds are so weird it's like, what if we bred an apple that had delicious seeds, and threw away 70% of the apple to get to the seeds
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@GimmickSlop
Internet Slop
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me too sentient hot dog
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@ArchieMcW
archie
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@kenklippenstein
Ken Klippenstein (NSPM-7 Compliant)
2 days
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: " It's Halloween — Donald Trump should put on a costume and pretend to act like a president."
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@labyerenth
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