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caught up with a high school friend who said he has a new gf of 3 months and showed me a framed pic of her on his desk at work... i was like thats sooo cute you have that on your desk after 3 months?? and he was like yea i bring it back and forth between my nightstand and my desk
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this is an incredibly weird thing to post
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like congratulations you made someone feel bad and you clearly don’t care and now you’re posting it to show the internet
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i would never overlook this duck
Mallard duck - This often overlooked duck showing his beautiful wings at the Pool
#birdcpp
@BirdCentralPark
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@Licious1105
so the second part of the story is that she gave him another one so he “wouldn’t have to schlep it back and forth”but this was in the meantime
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people who are saying this is terrifying or scary or simpy need to heal fr
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yes we do bitch
people don't know that broccoli, cauliflower, kale, brussel sprouts, & cabbage originate from the same plant, selectively bred to emphasize respective characteristics
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you’re sick if you like hearing men moan
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this is such an insane take. i've never had a "filler boyfriend" in my life -- why would i waste my time with someone who sucks/annoys me
@hexprax
I think people have lost the art of having a filler boyfriend like people don’t understand that in between THE boyfriends you can just have some boyfriend like some guy like an interstitial boyfriend and then you don’t have to cry online about it.
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bird club was lit this morning. we saw a peregrine falcon today. did you know a peregrine falcon is the fastest animal at like 200+ mph wtf
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@spiritnght2
omg obsessed w this person thinking x-files is SEXLESS when the ENTIRE SHOW was about the sexual tension between them. sorry its not PORN
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why will 1980 always be 20 years ago... why... what is this phenomenon called
The sense of time I have as a millennial is so weird...
1970: About 30 years ago
1980: About 20 years ago
1990: About 10 years ago
2000: About 10 years ago
2010: About 1,000 years ago
2016: About 10,000 years ago
2018: About 1,000 years ago
Last week: About 1,000 years ago
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i’m gonna be honest w y’all fr. idk what this means
The moralization of polyamory into “ethical non-monogamy” is wholly rooted in the fact that within the neoliberal framework, personal consumption takes becomes a moral imperative itself
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@altmadaf
i don’t get why everyone’s coming at u for this lol. it’s true that the quality of clothing today is nowhere near as good as 90s and before, even if current brand are making 90s style stuff.
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couldn't disagree with this more. my childhood was horrible and i love my life now
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@heyangella
@BenHart_Freedom
like why does he talk like that first of all. second of all if you’re so close with her why not just call her instead of making a video to “own her” - she is your child.
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@d_curmudgeon
@svershbow
i was such a perverted child i would say i was 15f when in reality i was like 11f and send ppl nudes of women i could find online LOL
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@jmsnftzptrck
@CharoShane
Lmao i mean. let’s be real, if you don’t know who mishima is, that sentence where he explains about his nanny makes no sense
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@coldhealing
literally. i remember when i quit a job out of anger in 2018 they were like well what are you gonna do?? and i was like idk dude i have money in my savings account i do not care
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btw i need to touch moss not grass, do you think im some biodiversity-diminishing grass lawn enjoyer or something
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@ericeidelstein
@buttholeanxiety
you MUST give them a rose which they will hate, you can’t regular like them, sorry. everyone else is disgusting.
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@MeLlamoLlama_
@kathbarbadoro
@SzMarsupial
@BrandyLJensen
same! no one needs to tell me whats wrong w me after 3 dates but if they could just text me and be like "hey i dont think this is going anywhere" THAT helps my anxiety. the uncertainty just makes me panic
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@DailyMail
@coolpilled
they look like normal 20 somethings to me…like what about this says children? i don’t care for this music or about him but this is rly reaching..
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@hexprax
it’s very easy to get a boyfriend. but getting a boyfriend you actually like? a myth.
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@beequammie
i have soooo much going on in my life and would like to share it with someone! i don’t need to work on my career hobbies friendships etc cuz they are good and blossoming! i want love!
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@spicy_rico
yeah but like
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i would be too embarrassed to keep watching apersons story who i rejected, i think. and probably mute them if they kept coming up first hahaha
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‘The Castle, or: My Body is A Castle (Fragile and Haunted),’ stoneware & glaze, 2023. 13x8x8” 🏰 very excited about this one, thank you to noguchi and kafka for the infinite inspiration
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@cocojelibean
yea i feel that. like there's some interest there, although maybe not dating me, but they were interested in the first place + probably think im hot
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@semiopath
i will never understand why he did this but also how is going to the gas station for coffee considered sheltering in place
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@sourhoestarter
their sister brand GU is p good (there’s one in soho) but still could be sluttier
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i am rly loving the evening light my apartment gets as spring comes
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@coldhealing
greta and i often eat raw carrots together just crunch crunch crunch, no salt or oil necessary, carrots are delish
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@bethanyshondark
@libbyemmons
hey babe :) try a washing machine :) even a sink with detergent :) <3 hope this helps
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