The water that you shower with does not have to smell like raw sewage. Pay some taxes, give it a try.

RT @agraybee: I hate it when brutal autocrats do the exact thing I would do if I ran a country.

@peevecauser Like, it shouldn’t exist. You shouldn’t put hell on earth. That’s backwards.

@rebekahentralgo It legit needs to be condemned

@unclebigtim I want it torn down

You guys have no idea how incredible I was through the airport. Put the order in for breakfast in line at security. Everything packed strategically for easy access. Got toddler to use big scary loud potty before flight. I do not fear logistics.

Eating pierogi. I am the greatest packer in the world and everyone at the baggage counter and working tsa will clap for me, tears in their eyes.

@BadPostsLLC

@hell_doe @FilmUpdates I’ve got couvid

@jarvis_best Brother, we can tell

@andrewluck Don’t worry about it

When meat eaters come over to my house for dinner I serve them raw human liver

@tolstoybb We should do this sometime in a Whole Foods parking lot together

@tumblebrutus_ 230k likes is actually so funny

@mdroberts84 She’s almost 3 lol so that is totally where we are at. I am like freezing up trying to predict what the issue will be even though it is futile.

@stopcatstop

@mdroberts84 She picked the stuffies she gets to bring and a couple other items. Drew the line there because she gets drunk with power. It is possible she will fight about some of what gets packed, but her object permanence is still forming so hopefully out of sight out of mind etc.