@arod_twit Not related at all I’m sure

@AaronNagler Lotta ballgame left…. But feels good.

@SethAMandel Brother I find myself disagreeing and agreeing with you about 50/50 which means you’re good peeps. Keep on keeping on.

RT @bosxe: Working on a device to help those of us who can’t sleep sitting up, but are also too tall to lean forward onto the tray table, w…

@bendreyfuss Normally we see eye to eye but I disagree here! Sunny side up, while less steps, requires more finesse and attention - at least to hit a good balance for the yolk being runny and the whites cooked.

RT @JFrankensteiner: Every Elon post is like watching Joe Pesci enter the Home Alone house

RT @bendreyfuss: Whenever you say "i wish you were dead" to someone, they'll say "wouldn't you feel awful if i actually did die after you s…

RT @DARTprobe: THIS ONE IS FOR THE DINOSAURS

@edsbs This is gonna be the one that breaks me and gets my subscription.

RT @mflynn3: My brain: hell yeah, I could beat KCs ass Me body after one play:

RT @tylermcginnis: "but the people with physical access is separate from the people with knowledge of how to actually authenticate" "OK St…

RT @attyLOL: Me seconds after seeing that seal.

RT @sofiajamesson: Trent Crimm, The Independent

RT @TheOnion: Man Wistfully Looks Around Website He Hasn’t Visited For 30 Minutes

RT @TheOnion: 5-Year-Old Admits It Pretty Messed Up Spider-Man Visiting His Birthday Party When He Could Be Out Saving Lives

RT @krisstraub: sorry if you have tried interacting with me in the past couple months, my depression style is “they’re probably busy anyway…

@bendreyfuss You think that guy in Fiji coming down from the mountain with a puddle in his backpack had the words Ben?

@reckless This tweet is crimally underliked.

@bendreyfuss Hope you got that off Craigslist. There's always a Bowflex on Craigslist* *Yours will be the next one

RT @HaydenWinks: .@JoshNorris and I interviewed @MatthewBerryTMR on the Rotoworld podcast to chat about: + his process with evaluating roo…