Kris Straub (كريس)
@krisstraub
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ＬＯＣＡＬ５８ＴＶ, Candle Cove, All Houses Matter. Cartoonist, presenter, humor scientist. K’thriss on #acqinc . He/him.
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i’m active on bluesky —
this message will repeat until there are none left to read it
incredible to say goodbye to a place, destroyed by one man’s hubris, where 60,000 people follow me. y’all can find me at . thank you for your interest and your kindness ❤️
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there was a superman story where joker hid bombs in metropolis and superman found them *immediately* bc they were the only objects perfectly shielded by lead
Google maps removed Kavanaugh's house from Street View and the other justices as well but I love how this just confirms which house is Kavanaugh’s lmfao -______-
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black lives matter
“actually ALL lives matter”
ok. happy holidays
“NO. MERRY CHRISTMAS ONLY”
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dear nintendo, please put super rare pokemon at polling places this november
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congrats
@youtube
on the decision to auto-designate
@LOCAL58TV
’s “show for children” as FOR KIDS despite my having set it as inappropriate for kids. i also can’t change it voluntarily without an *appeal*
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it's far from over. genuinely surprised no one has found something that's been sitting for months with no comment.
Just so you all know, this is the greatest piece of horror media I have seen in years. Please check out the whole channel.
Kris Straub pls come back bro.
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the real subtext of “baby it’s cold outside” is that she knows she will turn into a werewolf soon
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big announcement, i’m working on a new horror property
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this was the original image. the bummer is, i wanted to be subtle with the chainsawsuit logo because i saw the verisimilitude of the bottom credits/production logos as much a part of the gag as the title? but man if they can clip attribution out of something, they 100% will
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i think i blew it with local58tv by not having an iconic villain or stylish mascot figure
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how long before youtube says “hey you skirted the content rating!!” and bans the channel entirely
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the ability to restrict your own video to an adult audience has been disabled due to the video having been unrestricted by youtube
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as conventions and shows get postponed or cancelled, have a little extra care for small creators and artists who are now out those sales and may now be in a financial hard place as a result ❤️
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“maybe i’m depressed” -person who has been depressed for the last decade
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i’ve been quiet for a few days — my mom died suddenly on sunday and i have been in LA since helping my family out. love you omi. مع السلامه❤️❤️❤️
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bold of them to make the announcement look like garbage
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hi all, if you got any april fools goofs involving covid-19, it’s an instant block from me. thanks
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ghostbusters afterlife trailer had everything i associate with the series: children coming of age; small-town melancholia; wide-open farmlands whistling with grain; reverent deification of the ghostbusters
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you’re not “just playing devil’s advocate” if you actually fully agree with and support the devil
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friends, in the coming weeks and months, please consider following
@LOCAL58TV
and subscribing
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i miss paying a large sum once for a product, not a modest sum monthly for the rest of my life
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@malki
all we get is “ok, but i’m very tired” and then a kind of tactical narcolepsy occurs
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what's the biggest impact you've made on the internet?
I am the reason nigel thornberry became a meme, and I also made this gif
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“i have bad news, dad. youtubers have taken over your friend’s idea, siren head.”
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it never means to do harm, insomuch as it can comprehend harm
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bummer. a game i wrote a ton of flavor text for just went into early access, and from what i can tell my work isn’t in there. i was paid, but that wasn’t the point
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what’s a creature/monster design that’s scary that avoids the usual, staid elements (sharp teeth/claws, diseased-looking, tentacles-as-signifier-of-alienness, etc)? i seek ✨inspiration✨
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does anyone else watching E3 presentations interpret phrases like “our amazingly devoted fanbase” as “a vehemently monstrous fanbase we’re scared of”
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“dada, what comes after the age of humans?” -my 4-year-old, and i wish this was made up
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never before have i seen such hateful violent threatening harassment
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what if the next movie let us like superman, and didn’t make us sad and afraid of superman
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“why does robocop have big beautiful lips” -our son
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oh NO i’m accidentally tweeting this and can’t delete it
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modern business model: “get everyone to give me money until they realize they shouldn’t have”
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something i would love to do in an analog horror context is make something beautiful that is also horrifying. not a misshapen staring face or a clawed creature. something that is so inviting and awe-inspiring that you ignore all the warning signs
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hello all, just checking in with an "i have no idea who this is, claiming that they created candle cove with me"
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dear scary story writers, i’m so sick of reading this kind of opening. delete it and just start the story.
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i can’t believe liberals would stoop so low as to give the president a hoax virus
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this is a preroll ad from a podcast, featuring a series of words that convey a thought-shaped vacancy, an anticoncept
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maybe it’s not from female empowerment but that everyone has 4 shitty gig jobs and comes home exhausted
America is seeing a spike in celibacy fuelled by economics, technology and female empowerment
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the boy asked me to draw this. you may also have it
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kind humans: what is your favorite thing i’ve done?
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there are 2,200 people waiting for the
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premiere in 25 mins and i'm gonna cry from gratitude
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does anyone want to invite me into their d&d game D;
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every eligible american following me on twitter has two options: (a) register to vote and then vote, or (b) unfollow me
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what makes me most upset about america right now is that the money to fix everything is here. it’s all here. but our system lets a handful of private citizens keep it.
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oof
The reason why democrats, not the republicans are expected to reconcile, is the same reason that the bullied, not the bullies are expected to go to therapy.
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the amount of work i’ve been doing on
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@ChrisPerkinsDnD
“Another Part of The Curse That Strahd Forgot From Earlier, But Now He Remembered”
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please let me know if you’d like me to get involved w body playground, thx
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is there a way to say “hi i was just thinking about you, miss you, no need to respond ❤️” but like, in a cool detached way
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good morning! i had an elaborate nightmare about this fellow
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thank you all for following. i promise i’ll make content again
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hi all, i have generalized anxiety and depression, and learned 3 years ago i’ve had ADHD my whole adult life. i am medicated and go to therapy. i’m fortunate to not be ashamed of it (mostly). but it’s important and i support you too
#WorldMentalHealthDay
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i can't (and wouldn't) demand ~compensation~ for this goof. it would just be nice to share something freely and not immediately have the serials filed off
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sorry for bad quality but it took me a while to find a VCR to play it
@pawpawchan48
(could not resist adding an affiliate station)
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meanwhile, i’m looking forward to this treatment
A feature film adaption of ‘THE BACKROOMS’, based on the viral YouTube horror series, is in the works at A24.
Kane Parsons will direct the film over his Summer vacation, with James Wan & Shawn Levy set to exec produce.
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had a dream that contained a joke so funny that i told friends about it in a subsequent dream. remembered it upon waking: the joke sucks
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why can’t men be cool witches too, enough with baba yaga, i’m ready for bobo yogo
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dreamed i was a cultural archivist witnessing a feud between two families of witches. a ritual to bring peace involved exhuming the two matriarchs and posing the bodies together in a handshake. but one was still so angry that even in death she moved and spoke, cursing us all
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today i helped jumpstart a car, angrily counted “1.. 2..” at the boy, then rebuilt a level switch arm in our dishwasher. i have arrived at full dad. do not make eye contact
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i fraudulently devalued the NFT apes by looking at them with my eyes and deciding they were worthless with my mind. lock me up
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hello, thank you for following. i’m very grateful for it
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someday in the near future you will get to see what i have been doing and having to keep secret for like a year, aughhh
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tonight was an experiment in dread and ambience, but very much canonical
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i have never seen a matt berry impression that was any good, until now
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