Redneck Uncle but Redneck like Khrushchev
@unclebigtim
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Insignificant amount of Fame on tiktok,, number one reply guy runner up 2020.He and that stuff or whatever
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video tour of the bathroom
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This is directly across from the toilet at my job
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@murderxbryan
Spending 5 million on an advertising campaign letting people know that you wish for women's rights
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I got this from a buddy who won’t be named because he’s trying to be “Good”
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This is literally me
I am a militant class warrior AND a polite baby man. Both things true
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@BebopPrime
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As stupid as it sounds but when the Muppets right there I'm sure it feels as real as anything else
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You owe it to yourself to watch this with the sound up
Here’s a demo of New York City’s new automatic side loading garbage truck lifting large on street containers. A pilot program is expanding to all of Community Board District 9 in West Harlem.
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How it started how it’s going
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@MrsDCtheCapital
Hundreds of years ago saying something like this would piss enough of us off that we would exile you from polite society
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I’m gonna be real with you if you make your account name but not ableist but do a mild ableism in your announcing post you should probably just stop
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I am a harder man than all three of them put together. The only reason why I’m not an actual Apocalypse force is my dog.
You can only save one. The other 3 red headed horseman of the apocalypse gotta go. Who ya saving?
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Two of the things I love most in life, Joann's fabrics and pussy... I know I'm not alone
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@White_Janissary
@JUNlPER
Going to the bathroom and texting my boys
“ Yo, I need some vaguely racist wojaks right now”
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@afrocosmist
You know, I just finished Orville… it is insane to me that Seth MacFarlane got fox to give him money to make next generation but funny
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Look at how creeped out I made Matt Gaetz
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I’m built like this by the way
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Went with an Internet friend to a cool place
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Thinking about robbing this guy, yall want in?
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@LolOverruled
Little brother, the secret is to watch them so high it would be irresponsible to going in public
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Everything is open you f****** weirdos
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Like if you literally tag disability Twitter, but don’t have your shit set up for people that use screen Reader. You ain’t ready for prime time. do better next time DIA agent sent to sow division.
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In my Slut Era saying yes to anything
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@LolOverruled
My bad that time my dog just sent you a picture of a gun and a box of shells spelling your name
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@RaxKingIsDead
In my experience they’ve doubled down on having high quality bud but it’s cheaper than the store
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This is the first time since high school everything I owned came off the rack instead of a big and tall store lol
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This is the kind of government I want
Can't believe I've never seen this commercial of Mr. T threatening racist landlords
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She needs to come watch Mamma Mia two with me
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@benjaminlowe
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I heard his dick got too big to to use a phone anymore
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I told him "God Bless The fifth amendment"
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@PattyArquette
@VPS_Reports
That’s because you’re incredibly rich and you’re only friends with rich people
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Hahahahaha
Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended
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@polishXcellence
It’s got my literal face on here, but I’m still not giving my ID to Elon musk
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@RustyShackle3rd
@gramofmid
Brother, he was too fat to do stand up comedy… Lizzo jumps around the stage
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I’ve been in a depressive episode and very good about keeping up with my orders but I’m about to send a couple of these bad boys off
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@MJMcKean
He was famous for wearing a bow tie for years.... I really feel like parody is dead
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@BrandyLJensen
No, it’s because he had a porn addiction and she’s a betrayal therapy specialist lol
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A real fancy beautiful woman called me Gomez as in the Addams family last night, So y’all can’t tell me shit right now.
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Could you imagine the hostility from the workers of this Popeyes in fucking Paris, France?
The first Popeyes in Paris (and France) opened a few weeks ago, Boulevard de Denain across from Gare du Nord, and I haven’t been yet bc the line is always out the door when I pass by.
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show me your tits without actually showing me your tits
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@NotABigJerk
It is amazing that we can have a fucking microwave in the house and they make it safe enough
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This is the face of a man who got too high and had to put out his campfire lol
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That time was in a AP story lol for saying I was gonna vote for the ghost of Lawton Childs
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I’m super fun at parties
A friend of mine thinks that long term the US policy is going to pivot to an informal invasion of Mexico under the guise of going after cartels and I know on its face that sounds insane but honestly I can see it
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@travis_view
@Lionsgate
I love this this is great. This is definitely denying revenue to Lionsgate From me… I was going to see it again in the theater on Tuesday at a regal but now I don’t have to…
@Lionsgate
I really appreciate y’all authorizing this because you did authorize it, right?
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@books_rum
Realistically, probably some CIA dad rock band in Northen Virginia, but I wonder the most famous one lol
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It’s my birthday, so nudes or cease-fire would be nice
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Yeah, it’s definitely Chinese propaganda to have that American made bomb hit those tents
I know it's cringe to blame things on youth turning to a Chinese propaganda app as their main source of information, but this does seem like the kind of conclusion you might reach if you were constantly mainlining Chinese propaganda.
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@murderxbryan
@MittCommie
Don't let me catch you doing it and no customer complaints about weed being bad for not being fair weight otherwise free game
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Hey baby, you want some cheese?
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@princess_antifa
Everyday I'm thankful that I'm just a regular pervert and not a service pervert
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@marina0swald
The reason these people think that is because in the movies all you have to do is get the information out there
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@mikerecine
It’s a terrible situation and it shouldn’t of happened but that video of him learning that Snapchat can be saved is one of the funniest goddamn things I’ve ever seen in my entire life
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@LolOverruled
He got a buddy of mine stand in work on Star Trek so his SAG Insurance would still be good.
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Least crazy guy on twitter
Did not realize they played the theme song from sum of all fears at the Republican convention;hunt for tom Clancy always surfs slightly ahead of the zeitgeist it’s why people think I’m nuts at first and then slowly, over time, realize I’m sane and describing a world that is nuts
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