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#今月描いた絵を晒そう
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PASTEL FRESHTORY X GF
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Mombasa
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OUROAD GRAND OPEN HOUSE
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Griezmann
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Meat Eaters Will Go To Hell
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IRIAM
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ASTRO
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OHMLENG IDEA LIVE
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Indigenous
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Grizou
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シャウエッセン
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ムーンライト
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#ゆうぴー愛してるぞ
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チャウヌ
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Deschamps
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Re:ERA beginning
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ur mid twenties is all about fucking up that little muscle between your spine and your shoulder blade. nothing else happens
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triscuits are the perfect snack for anyone who has ever wanted to eat wicker furniture
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it’s so mean that she never facetunes him
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using pasta water in my bong...like they did in the old country
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this is the future socialists want
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“why can’t they protest peacefully?!”
there isn’t a mode of *existence* peaceful enough to keep cops from murdering black people without consequence. Asking people to respond with peace is racist code for “die quietly”
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can’t wait to be freed from the clutches of desire after i get all that stuff i want
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listening to the listening to
beach boys vs. my fav
greatest beach boys
hits songs
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u look up from your phone while on the train its 9/10 times theres some guy looking at u like this
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i don’t care if it’s illegal. i love my boyfriend and i think he’s cool
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I can’t think of a single person who wouldn’t potentially crash their car trying to get this pic
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hey...
wouldn’t it
be cool if we
went on a quest to
behead the egregiously
wealthy? hahah just
kidding... unless??
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fav if you believe your neighborhood needs a late night pasta window. $5 for a small $7 for a large. 3 noodle types, 3 sauce types. 3 toppings $1 to add BUT if you want to add multiple it’s 1.50 for 2 and $2 for all three. this is my fantasy business do not @ me about overhead
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me: he’s trash, I’m done
him: hey sorry just saw your text
me:
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whenever someone tweets a skate video I’m like ok nothing compares to this
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ppl literally love to feel like they live in a store. i was gonna sc more examples but i know youve all seen what im talking about in many forms
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if i was a mailman i wouldnt deliver the junkmail. i would have honor
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people will be like “dont put salt in your scrambled eggs until after theyre done youre gonna fuck up the molecules” and dont even pause to consider that i might prefer my egg molecules fucked up
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do you solemnly swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth
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if you think that i think these are all real guitars.. please go lie down and relax for a while
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there are some concerning replies to this so I just want u all to know I was going to make this one first
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i love this painting of a lobster consoling a widowed dog at her lobster husband’s funeral
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thinking about when i worked at the docs store and a man was trying on red boots and his wife was like “those call too much attention” and he looked disappointed so I said “everybody needs attention” and got stuck in a metaphysical taffy pull from the way they both looked at me
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when ur roommate neglects to refill the brita pitcher for the 10,000th time
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getting eaten on the way home must feel good af if ur a grocerie
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I’d like to suggest we start spelling the word “æffect” so we don’t have to worry about misusing the two forms and also it looks cooler. thank you
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i think “knowing whats going on” is one of the worst experiences available to human kind
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joanna newsom telling me the difference between a meteoroid and a meteorite
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all the most popular nfts on opensea are different hitler avatars
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please dont take offense. ive eaten my fair share of patio sets. this is a simple comment on design
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fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, haha is this like a thing now? you and me?
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why do we let every restaurant lie about how much pasta costs
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just imagined a nightmare scenario where I post a selfie being like “no make up no filter just good genes” and some one replies “the jeans in question” with a pic of these
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12 year olds leaving a 3D movie with their new favorite sunglasses
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@saintknives
“you call yourself a musician but aren’t aware of every single piece of music that already exists...? interesting...”
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I don’t really like when guys wear baseball hats. I prefer a natural beauty
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i just think if ur gonna go this way. the whole outfit has to look like a threat. its gotta be scary
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i wish my brain was creased up in the way that would make shit like this funny to me
Mentally, I’m here.
Link to buy (bc you know you want one) >>>
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me: I wonder what I need to make vegetarian mushroom risotto
*clicks recipe link*
link: ℑ𝔱 𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔶𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔰 𝔞𝔤𝔬...
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using my positive mental attitude to carry out my calculated plots for revenge
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i dont miss having a job but i do miss having coworkers and a common enemy
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my first lemon pig. i don’t have toothpicks i’m not that kind of guy
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it annoys me so much that the back of the plane doesn’t get boarded first and that deplaning has no structure. why must we behave like children
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i like this. i would like to shave down a cucumber to reveal its trembling core
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them: you’re bi but dating a man?
me: you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
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it looks like he should try something new
The blunthead slug snake isn't like other snakes. This nocturnal reptile, which primarily feeds on slugs and snails, eats using a technique called mandibular sawing. To slice off the indigestible parts of prey, this species slides its jaws back and forth like a saw!
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