Scary Mommy
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Please take the enchiladas out of the freezer. Follow the Scary Mommy Book Club @scarymommybooks for monthly recs!
Joined May 2008
RT @deloisivete: Walking up battered and bruised, clothes tattered, missing a shoe: we did it, guys–we made to the end of January.
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In our new HAD TO SHARE series, our editors dish about the health and beauty products that we love the most. Up first: @Kiehls Ultra Facial Cream! .
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RT @KatieDeal99: Why do the “I need noise to sleep at night” and the “I need absolute silence to sleep” people always marry each other??.
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RT @ellorysmith: Easily one of the major benefits of having a sibling is getting to talk to someone who knows *exactly* what your parents a….
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RT @LivedAHobbit: Wedding vows should be updated to include, “Do you promise to love & cherish him even when he swears he can’t find someth….
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RT @JanuaryJames: Men will never not be intrigued by the art of removing your bra through the armhole of your sweatshirt.
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