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RT @deloisivete: Walking up battered and bruised, clothes tattered, missing a shoe: we did it, guys–we made to the end of January.
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In our new HAD TO SHARE series, our editors dish about the health and beauty products that we love the most. Up first: @Kiehls Ultra Facial Cream! .
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Can we have a moment of silence (followed by a moment of loud moaning) for the most important reunion of all time?
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A dermatologist explained why you tend to get more and more of those pesky skin tags as you age.
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This mom calls her plan “slow living without things being boring.”
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RT @KatieDeal99: Why do the “I need noise to sleep at night” and the “I need absolute silence to sleep” people always marry each other??.
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RT @ellorysmith: Easily one of the major benefits of having a sibling is getting to talk to someone who knows *exactly* what your parents a….
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"When I was more excited about going to work than coming home, I knew I'd gone too far."
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Be careful when shopping for safety gear online — certain products might be skirting federal safety guidelines.
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Me: A 100% on your quiz?! You're gonna be smarter than Albert Einstein!.8-year-old: That's not hard, since he's dead.
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"Since when did napping become a dirty little secret that I had to keep to myself?"
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It's default parenting meets mom guilt meets the patriarchy.
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Your partner is going to *love* this hack.
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My daughter says I'm upset with her for not doing her homework because I'm a Gemini. That's not true. I'm upset about it because I'm her mother. I'm posting about it on the Internet because I'm a Gemini.
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If you’ve felt a little out of control at any point over the last few years (and honestly, who hasn’t?), read this.
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"Pregnancy and motherhood are both incredibly difficult and highly personal decisions — definitely the two hardest things I’ve ever done."
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RT @LivedAHobbit: Wedding vows should be updated to include, “Do you promise to love & cherish him even when he swears he can’t find someth….
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RT @JanuaryJames: Men will never not be intrigued by the art of removing your bra through the armhole of your sweatshirt.
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They're trying to create magical memories, but leaving the house consistently sucks.
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