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My 10-year-old daughter is "making cookies all by herself" today while I work from home. Which means that *I* am making cookies in tiny increments, with a 10-year-old helper, while I work from home.
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If a woman has kids: should they not be at home looking after the kids
If a woman does not have kids: wow crazy cat lady
If a woman lures kids to her cottage made of gingerbread deep down in the woods: she’s a witch
Women can’t win
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my kid is obsessed with the construction happening on our block and wouldn’t go inside to get out of his pajamas because he was too enthralled, so one of the workers said “you need to go inside and get dressed so you can help us, it’s not safe to wear your pajamas to work”
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Love a little good news <3
Patient showed up for her surgery for infertility and found out she was pregnant in preop. Best cancellation ever!
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JD Vance and a growing number of Conservatives have been questioning Harris' ability to be president as a woman without biological children.
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What delightful company to be in.
@kellyfaircloth
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highlighted SHADES OF MILK AND HONEY if you like Bridgerton + magic. Add it to your TBR with titles by
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@freyamarske
@quicunquevult
@gailcarriger
@zenaldehyde
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Could it be that the worst part of being a boy mom is worrying that you won't have close relationships with your sons when they are adults? Or are things changing?
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Can we permanently rip out this terrible page from the Boomer Parenting playbook?
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Coin batteries are a big source of anxiety for parents of babies and toddlers. We love the new
@Energizer
3-in-1 Shield batteries that have three layers of protection.
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Summertime hack: You can use a long stick to help you swing gently in your hammock. And you can also use the stick to poke any kids who try to approach you.
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We need to stop telling girls that they are being teased, bullied, or harassed because "he likes you." Here's a much, much better approach.
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I’ll say it: sometimes I drag my kids places. This past weekend, my two tweens didn’t want to go to the river to swim. They were tired. It was hot.
I made them go. And guess what? They loved it.
Yes, kids should get to choose sometimes. But other times, mom knows best.
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We just want a quick, five-minute no bells and whistles, no crazy conturing make-up routine, please and thank you!
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If you want to have a little fun with your kids today, after you pick them up from camp, make a "wrong turn" by "accident" and really sell it. Then make a few more wrong turns until you're at the ice cream place. Then get them ice cream.
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It's the last day to grab our favorite Prime Day picks. And I'm just sitting here with the AirPods in my basket...
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As a parent, I’m prepared to answer a lot of weird questions, but today my five year old asked me if baby cows drink people milk.
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Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret, but for menopause
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The first tip explains how to find an item's one-year price history so you can actually tell if you're getting a good deal.
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