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I love stuff ⭐️ @pod197424
Los angeles california
Joined May 2012
Goldilocks was crazy I love her. imagine breaking into someones house and being like. Umm this chair fucking sucks.
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Being 9 is all about drawing outfits on a piece of computer paper because u found out what a fashion designer is kind of.
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Being a little stupid is soooo stressful when the airport is involved.
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I want to see kendall jenner take an improv class. and she’s not allowed to take a xanax or get an IV of vitamins beforehand. then I want kourtney to tour the factory where they make cheez its (this is a 2 hour episode) then I want kylie to do ayahuasca.
What do you guys wanna see for season 3 of The Kardashians? Do you guys like family stuff? Work stuff? Kids stuff? BTS of shoots? Family pranks?.
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I miss bars so much i miss when a guy asks ur name and u say “I don’t know”.
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Sooo hot when a guy has a big weird chocolate factory and is not afraid to discipline other people’s children.
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Huge shoutout to the girl in my building who lets her hellofresh rot in the mail room every week u make me feel like albert einstein honestly.
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I love my little cat i wish he could wear sweatpants or drive a car but it’s okay that he can’t. Like it’s fine.
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when ppl shit on christmas lights in an apartment it’s like Ok babe how about u create a soft glow that brings me joy for like $6. how about u do that.
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In a bad mood and watching my boyfriend complete a task really slowly. what could go wrong.
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Im not trying to be mean but when u guys point out nepotism in hollywood it feels like when a toddler sees an airplane.
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Jsut found out i dress exactly like judge judy on her day off do not fucking text
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U know those girls who dress like they are perpetually being proposed to by a semi-hot cop in a pumpkin patch.
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Im on my burner commenting “thank you for normalizing nose hair !” on his girlfriends tiktoks.
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I wonder if kylies italian greyhounds look at Timothy and assume he’s their biological father.
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The unfortunate trade off for modern women. you have to get 9 abortions in order to find denim shorts that fit really good.
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The right gas station meal can be so healing. but the wrong gas station meal can set u back emotionally by years if not decades.
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If i was a worm i would not care if a guy loved me I would be so free.
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Nachos are so lovely you get to dig around…make choices. learn about yourself and others.
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Ohhhhh my god u only had a iced coffee to eat today? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party?should we invite bella hadid.
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If dumb people ever stop making art i will freakkk out. this is awesome.
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girls will have one loose ibuprofen rolling around at the bottom of their fjallraven and be like “yep i’m the mom friend 😂”.
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Restaurants r obsessed w putting a scoop of ice cream on a brownie and being like oh my godddd.
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i have one hobby and it’s letting 3 months of my life come and go without registering what’s happening or what i’ve been doing.
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Bo burnham is sooo hot in like a if we worked ar a restaurant together.
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Photo dumps are over im scrapbooking now. little ladybug stickers on a pic of my friend throwing up at the club.
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It’s harder to date older people because they have less plastic in their brain and u can’t keep them entertained by saying stuff llike “Peanut butter toast did what she had to do”.
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I love how tiktok is like do you want to see someone from your contacts doing the most embarrassing shit u have ever seen.
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I think my cat could drive a car if he was in the right mindset.
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He has the body language of a guy who gets kicked out an improv group for sexual harassment and doesn’t learn from it.
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If i saw a guy cry during the national anthem i would cheat on him.
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i’m addicted to Youtubers who think their catchphrase is truly like “hey guys” and then they release merch that says “hey guys” and it sells out and they make $1 million and then they get to go to the doctor and I don’t.
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Friendship is absolute romance my friend said this girl we hate has rhombus vibes and i’m like “Wait exactlyyyyyyy” what are we talking about. I love you.
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If u get me even a little high i start walking around the room like a club penguin.
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Guys will b like “Ur so mysterious ” because they just like. don’t know u.
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Start giving strawberry ice cream a chance and watch ur life improve. .
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I love being in a girls bedroom im like yeahhh she let me go backstage.
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Rebranding as a famous millionaire.
the way emma chamberlain was able to rebrand herself should be studied in schools
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U really used to be able to give people a $5 Starbucks gift card. if u tried that today you’d be executed.
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Imagine your in space and you really want iced coffee. not worth it.
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Not to be all virgin suicides but it does take 300 years to recover from being a teenage girl and thats why I get to go shopping.
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Im youtuber-screaming “what is up you guys” at myself in the mirror until i feel a shift.
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People will go “U are so strong❤️” bc they r not allowed to be like damnnn your life kinda sucks ass.
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Aawww. For bi visibility day myboyfriend is going to let me look at a picture of Doja cat for 30 minutes.
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It’s so cute when they’re like we will name the road by the airport Airport Road.
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“This is just like sex an the city”-me smoking a cigarette while I am a bad person.
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God having a cat is soooooo fun it feels like im being haunted by a sweater.
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so disgusting when someone is both a customer and a man. pick a crime.
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It doesn’t make sense tht children can be british i just think that’s scary.
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Megan fox being publicly corny about her break up is really comforting i feel like I just got tucked into bed.
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When you guys say stuff like “hot girls do their laundry on thursday” or whatever it makes me feel like I am trapped in a tj maxx.
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“Low tire pressure” ?umm You’re literally being insane right now.
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On a metaphysical level this is how it feels to smoke weed in uggs
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U hav to have a certain level of emotional intelligence to be a peanut m&ms person.
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I love being a little stupid it’s so fun. :.it gets dark outside and im like ohhh this happened yesterday too.
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I want to get drunk as fuck w the guy who does hot ones i think he’ll know what to do when i cry.
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I love how it feels to be like 4-5 bites into a sandwich or burger…like when we’ve gotten to know each other but there’s still a whole journey left. .
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I love sandy in the spongebob show its literally amazing to live underwater as a squirrel but stay true to yourself like that. i hope she knows how special she is.
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No. my real male friends have trained themselves to think of me as a creature.: like a Stitch or a shrek.
99% of your platonic straight male friends would hit given the chance.
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What can i do to make sure nothing bad ever happens to me ever again ? so far my idea is buy something.
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I wish i never saw bojack horse man cause now when i experience symptoms of chronic depression i feel like a dumb ass HORSE !! Or even worse. a female writer.
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It feels amazing to eat 7,000 mini m&ms…. like u fill your mouth and let the shells melt it’s like caviar kind of. My mom used to keep candy in a locked safe.
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Throwing this book at ur sister >>.
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Watching a james charles video (research…) and he put on full body shapewear to wear this
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I do feel like taylor swift has been babysitting me my whole life.
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Ideal life for me i’m a lizard I lay on a rock and have no chores but im allowed in Ulta.
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obsessed with whatever tax bracket it is where Adult bathrooms are beach themed and then kids bathrooms are more specifically fish themed.
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carrie bradshaw will be like “They were the perfect heel. for the perfect date. with the perfect man” and the shoes look like this
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Can’t face my inner child she’s gna make me watch a dance she choreographed.
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I love to be slutty for 3 days and then weird for 2 days and then grumpy for 1.5 days. then im annoying for 4 days and tired for 7.
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I wish shrek was still alive i think he would look good in some Carhartt. .
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Its so cool how all the most normal ppl are like “im absolutely unhinged I take lexapro and eat mcdonalds” and then the actually crazy people r like “I wrote an article about the importance of family”.
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U have to make sure you are the most fatigued woman he’s ever met.
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Half the people ur intimidated by will be a huge loser to u in like 3 years its important to keep this in mind.
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Its interesting that u guys think the green m&m cant be a whore in some reeboks.
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I should be able to do a sudoku really fast in front of a doctor and then be allowed to prescribe myself whatever i want.
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Self medicating is such a vibe like i knew I was smart enough to be a doctor. I always knew.
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One time when my adderall dose was too high i hung out with a guy and made us watch Spongebob and i kept being like this show is actually so good. It’s actually like seinfeld.
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Sometimes youre not in the mood for the Trader joe’s experience and u have to go anyway and it’s sooo scary.
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Shes who elon musk thinks he is. but he is only 1/3 of the way there and he will never have her heart.
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