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animal collective’s silence right now is deafening!!!
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if my job required me to shoot rubber bullets and pepper spray at innocent people, i would simply find a new job
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we as a society have yet to experience WAP in a club context...it may be too powerful...
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someone calling me “not a girl’s girl” is my worst nightmare
Ethan Slater’s estranged wife Lilly Jay breaks her silence in new statement to Page Six, blasting Ariana Grande:
“[Ariana’s] the story really. Not a girl’s girl. My family is just collateral damage.”
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if you’re a white ally who’s feeling burnt out, can i suggest getting over it <3
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woman on the train just clutched her whole foods baguette so tightly when i sat down next to her you’d think i was jean valjean
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if you’re a non-black person rapping a song, just replace the n-word with the word boomer
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sometimes i forget that not everyone went to a public high school where the fistfights started at 7:25am EST
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this is unfortunately pornographic to me
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such a power move to raise a generation of children and then talk shit about how poorly they were raised
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once again my day has been ruined by an image on facebook
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if black people are telling you the blackout squares aren’t helpful, and you’re still posting them, ask yourself who you’re posting them for
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so embarrassing when i am at my big age feeling irrationally upset over something innocuous because of a neural pathway that formed from, like, not being invited to a birthday party in 6th grade
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made my therapist laugh three times today, which meant i got to pick a prize from the prize box
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why are white women so mad that an old man sat down i am truly baffled
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the lengths people will go to to avoid making a roux...grow up!!!
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yasssss bare minimum queen, give us nothing!!!
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aw, i have three major historical events occurring during the prime of my life and no money. why can’t i have no major historical events occurring during the prime of my life and three money?
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just cut up some strawberries and put them in a little bowl for breakfast like i’m a fuckin ladybug in a little hat with a flower on it
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11 years ago today i had to withdraw my deposit at my dream school (emerson lol) because i realized i couldn’t afford it and today i am sitting in on color correction for my first feature that is premiering at tribeca
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if i was unable to enter a business because i wasn’t wearing a mask, i would simply put on a mask
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me the next morning thinking about a not-even-weird thing i said when i was two wines in with close friends who have cherished me for years
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i wanna start a band that is the red hot chili peppers but instead of every song being about california it is about massachusetts
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i have written 10 words so i will reward myself by checking my various apps for 45 minutes
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when i was in college a white classmate posited out loud that i may have been the black person who took her white friend’s spot at our school…baby your friend couldn’t get into a state party college with 33K undergraduates, her being a loser has nothing to do with me!
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to talk a lot all of the time
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summer is OVER get me a CARDIGAN and a CIDER DONUT i want to lay in an ORCHARD and listen to BORN RUFFIANS and get fingered in a DORM ROOM TWIN BED
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we are not talking enough about abercrombie’s hard pivot
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i think people should vote and i also think people should be able to criticize the people they vote for and i also think that havarti is an underrated cheese
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devastated to announce that i have been exercising and it has, in fact, helped my mental state 😔
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fentanyl is deadly but carrying narcan is easy and harm reduction is crucial
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if you’re surprised about king princess being the heir to a legacy fortune, i have a secret to tell you about many twentysomethings who are wildly successful in the entertainment industry
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this pandemic has taught everyone that we need universal health care and that��s why i am so happy that we have two candidates who are both against it 😊
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they’re turning their backs on eurocentric beauty standards
(except snail, who is still unlearning)
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time to bring out last year’s colder month pants! i’m sure they all still fit exactly as they used to and that i will have only positive and affirming experiences putting them all on
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when there’s six minutes left in a flight it’s like…stop being dramatic and land
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i know it’s been posted before but this one always gets me
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every week i am confronted with a video or image that changes my life for the better...this is this week’s
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if you knew me during the period of time between sixth grade-junior year of college, you may be entitled to compensation
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“we want grandkids” best i can do is not tell you about yourselves
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guys just a heads up that it’s the final days of the ford summer sales event
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so many songs about sex, so few songs about how fun it is to get a litttttttle drunk and go grocery shopping
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i’m still not over hummingbirds…you’re a little faerie and you live in my front yard and i feed you simple syrup…and in exchange, you bring me whimsy
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a good rule of thumb is: if you are about to compare black people to animals or insects, you should stop and not do that
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he’s making a list? and he’s checking it twice? santa claus is neurodivergent confirmed
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tw: personal joy
just had brunch with an old friend and it was so great and now i’m walking home and the weather is perfect and people i walk by keep smiling at me and i’m wearing a lil fall outfit…i’m at maximum mental health rn
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hm lotta folks who spent march-june chilling safely at their parents’ country home are being real judgemental about people who lived through a pandemic in its epicenter wanting to leave the house
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it’s gonna be some serious culture wars when facebook finds out about this next week
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“we are the daughters of the witches they couldn’t burn” hun you work in b2b marketing
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people mad about student loan forgiveness because they already paid off their loans have enormous narc energy
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the postal service the postal service
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suddenly everything
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i’ve lost 10+ hometown friends and acquaintances to addiction since leaving in 2014 so miss me alllll the way with the mulaney jokes
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that’s a pretty offensive name to call europeans
Could this insect be largely responsible for Africa's underdevelopment?
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my second worst nightmare is choking while i’m chilling naked home alone and having to run out into the street to find someone to help me with my titties flapping in the wind
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is this your dog? i found her on the street in east LA, she was wearing a collar with no tags. she’s a good sweet girl and i am calling her sandwich. she smells like pee and won’t stop jumping on me. i am in love with her and she is in love with the gumby toy i bought her.
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waking up for a few hours every night is cool cus it’s like i get to have a little mini day where i accomplish nothing before my main day where i accomplish nothing
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so help me god if my holy infant isn’t so tender and mild 😤
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i don’t consider myself “fully vaxxed” as much as i do “back on my bullshit”
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got a pap smear tomorrow, what should i hide in there to surprise my doctor?
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no capitalism but i would do some wild shit to own this $9000 dress
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i went to college the exact four years that dubstep was popular and i fear i will never shake its stench from me
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i sent my weedman some vaccine appointment links and he just texted me saying he’s getting his first dose on 4/20 🤙🏽😎🤙🏽
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i don’t know anything about animal crossing but i am happy for my friends and their turnips
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when i escort a bug to the window on the corner of a rogue piece of mail? i am benevolence, i am mercy
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good vibes: bad vibes:
whales hyenas
capybaras dolphins
aardvarks tigers
sting rays** ostriches
pangolins kangaroos
some bears other bears
**one obvious exception
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new turtle just dropped
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okay this is admittedly a little insensitive, so i will revise to: if you’re an ally who’s feeling burnt out, get a good night’s sleep and then i suggest getting over it <3
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god gives his most annoying tummy aches to his trying-to-go-to-sleepiest soldiers
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i just cleared my throat and it sounded identical to the way my mom does…i’m spiraling
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sometimes i black out when i’m in an uninteresting conversation because my brain is trying to protect me from the trauma of being bored
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authentic tweet incoming: ZOOM premiered on PBS 20 years ago today and i am feeling both incredibly old and also very nostalgic for the best summer of my life!!! send support!!!
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