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whoever created the google virtual assistant with the grating ass voice that asks what you're calling about I hope they get shot in the balls
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Men gotta go on a heroic journey across the USA to find a single woman that isnt a fat hoe
Here's my advice to single American men who feel hopeless about ever finding a good woman to marry:
Take a month or two between jobs and drive across the USA. Stop at every gas station and truck stop, and eat every meal at diners during non-rush hours. Avoid cities; stop
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@eastdakota
@Austen
Average sales cycle 99 days for MM @ CF and she got let go after slowest month of year. Clown company.
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Dating is annoying because the funnel gets so thin so fast from the top.
First you have to filter to only attractive women. And some women will seem attractive at first. But then you find out they take SSRIs and have some weird autoimmune disease since childhood.
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When you go out in public I would say maybe 1-2% of people you see arent ugly. Thats insane.
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Gf found out my last ex is 6 years younger than her and had a complete mental breakdown.
Women hate younger women so much you truly cannot comprehend it
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@harrypauldavies
You expect a 14 year old who is probably nervous to know exactly how to drive a sales conversation forward?
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@the_jayq
Biggest risk Ive ever taken: downloading this app
My friends say: Im funny
My therapist says: I probably shouldnt have ghosted them
Im weirdly attracted to: men
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@Austen
Search going to become completely unusable if this becomes widespread. Will have to resort solely to LLMs
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@mcuban
@bitcoinPalmer
@MonkeyCharts
@cope_itulate
@IronFinance
> I got hit like everyone else
> I got out
I am confused by this wording
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Chatted up two random girls today.
1 at grocery store
1 at gym
Grocery store girl "dont use insta" -> ask for number "i have bf"
Gym girl, walked up to while on treadmill, chatted up a bit, ask for insta, very giggly. Got insta and chatted a little more
Goal is to force
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one thing I love about $VRA is that its an absolute cult. next time we get an alt season this mf going vertical again
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If you are working a normal job its hard to overestimate how dramatically making an extra 2K a month gross can impact your finances
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Oh and at some point some of these girls will have some HORRIBLE shit happen to them and then they just shut down completely and you hear from them 2 months later like hey haha sorry I was homeless and almost killed myself can we hang again. Bruh????
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343 dials today
25 connects
6 Wrong number
5 Not interested
4 Contact bad fit
2 No longer at company
2 Gatekeepers
1 Call back Q1
1 Call back next month
1 Company bad fit
1 Send Info
2 Meetings booked
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The way people will trade 40 minutes to save 5 dollars on gas at costco is a unique mental illness
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I take 90% of girls to the exact same restaraunt for the first date.
The waiters get a real kick out of it
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Just got verbal offer. Fully remote, Nice base increase, reasonable path to AE within 12 months (which would double my OTE)
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After a few days of being out of 9-5 it is unbelievable how much happier I am. Like surreal. Probably going to gamble on trying to start an agency this go round. If it doesnt work, back to cage.
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After being unemployed like... 4 times in the past 3 years and getting probably something like 15 job offers in that time (All remote) I can confidently tell you a lot of people are just horrible and getting themselves a job.
The sad thing is it probably only mildly correlates
How do you spend 8 months unemployed without realizing the market is telling you you’re looking in the wrong places?
Apply for lower-level jobs. Change fields. Start a side hustle. Drive for Uber.
Losing nearly a year of earnings is just insane, though.
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I've tried to tell y'all.
Women under 40 will choose abortion access over literally anything. They would trade their right to VOTE for access to abortion.
You simply will not ever politically win women under 40 unless you are explicitly pro choice.
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I feel like cold calling non verified phone numbers is going to die soon.
283 dials today.
2 call back later
1 send info
1 referral
1 not allowed to pitch
2 unemployed
0 booked meetings
3.1% connect rate. Brutal.
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@randomrecruiter
100%. Its the pre-firing ceremony that's giving you time to find a role elsewhere
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if you liked this tweet youll love this one
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@TheDonIsmael
Id happily live in a tent if women didnt exist. But i like women existing, and not living in a tent is nice too.
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@CroissantEth
@elonmusk
One of the highest value threads Ive ever seen. Even in the event that you're wrong (hard to believe given great arguments), this was well researched and extremely cohesive.
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Then you go for a few weeks and its like fuck shes really annoying or really needy or spiritually a giant loser. And then youre like FUCK. Back to top of the funnel
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@iseawhales
@jiggypierre
The percentage of women I meet that have a severe chronic health problem is so high 🥲
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Got offered a job selling home services. Pretty braindead and a decent amount of mfs there make 20-30k in a month.
Honestly wouldnt mind escaping the laptop for awhile.... horrible career move though
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Then you go out with them and if you dont feel some level of connection in the first 5 minutes LOL i promise you that shit is almost for sure a waste of time.
Then maybe you make it past that first date and youre like ok initial vibe check passed
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Few understand that a measly 2 hours of deep work per workday will put you in the top 5 percent for productivity at most white collar jobs
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Some zoomers cannot express a thought if it cant be said with one of the 20 phrases they repeat in all situations
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@L8rG8r007
nyc probably the single woman mecca but idk if the women there wanna get married or just live out sex and the city
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One random girl today.
Asked her about her dog, chatted a bit. Asked for insta "dont have one" asked for number "no"
Didnt even hit me with "i have a bf", brutal 💀
Chatted up two random girls today.
1 at grocery store
1 at gym
Grocery store girl "dont use insta" -> ask for number "i have bf"
Gym girl, walked up to while on treadmill, chatted up a bit, ask for insta, very giggly. Got insta and chatted a little more
Goal is to force
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Regardless still the funnest activity in the world but Im just saying you need more pipleine coverage in dating than you do in sales and its not even close
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@Sammathesonn
Hopefully not. Would rather know they either have 10 different sugar daddies or their father funds them going on dick expeditions
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I refuse to believe anyone employed in a b2b software company's marketing team have any idea what drives conversion
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I cannot emphasize enough how stressfree and amazing being unemployed is.
Im the happiest mf on the planet and just get to talk to girls and hang out with my friends all the time
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made my old monthly paycheck today. in a day. fucking insane
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Being unemployed is amazing. My current routine
Hang out with girlfriend 1
Rest
Hang out with girlfriend 2
Rest
Repeat
Will have to throw some amount of productivity in the mix soon
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@Saint_Dici
will never understand idea that basing massive portion of life on watching other men achieve / perform is fulfilling way to live
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first day calling at new company.
Made a decent number of calls but nothing worth posting about (had like 4-5 connects, nothing fruitful)
Other 3 BDRs have made a total of 5 calls. at 3pm EST.
A lot of mfs with jobs that absolutely dont deserve them and vice versa
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Lexus drivers tend to be the most respectful and good drivers on the road in my experience. Would hire pretty much any lexus driver instantly.
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Idk if software sales is just brutal rn or if no one needs what Im selling. Im getting 4x the connected calls I was getting a year and ago and probably 1/3 of the meetings. Absolutely brutal. Maybe Im just ass
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Spoke to a girl I know in LA on the phone last night. She is probably an LA 9/9.5.
I asked her how often she gets approached during the day. She says only by dudes that are unattractive/ super weird.
She said she wishes more (non weird) guys would do it.
0 competition
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Would easily take a 25% pay cut to stay remote the quality of life delta is just unbelievable
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I hate to say it but I think a large percent of women in their early / mid 20s need to feel like you are probably cheating to be completely happy with the relationship
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There is a 0% chance that more than 10% of drivers on the road are real human beings. The other 90% are a government psyop designed to drive intelligent people to kill themselves
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@gosuprime022
@AutismCapital
Women do not have political beliefs they defer to whoever they respect most in life. Sometimes that the state / media but it can easily be a man
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to everyone that tried to help me after i got laid off, thank you. ended up taking a role for more $ in a better niche than I was in before.
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I know this sounds shallow but really consider how insanely low this is
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If you read about my PIP / layoff post, there may be a slight change in the content posted on this account over the coming months.
I probably have about 4-6 months of runway saved up after everything clears and the dust settles.
I also have fairly large credit lines Im
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@iseawhales
@jiggypierre
They are legit and thats my problem. I dont want my future sons mother having hashimotos at 20 yrs old. LOL
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Just found out Im getting PIPed because I dont make enough pure outbound calls anymore.
After they turned 80% of my job into doing revops work and following up on inbounds 💀
If you know of any remote SMB AE or SDR roles, DM me.
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289 cold calls today
4 not allowed to pitch
2 referral
2 timing issues
2 wrong numbers
1 not interested (using competitor)
1 unqualified
1 unsolicited job offer
0 meetings
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Bruh i just hit a banger
Barely been outside so only one girl today, at the gym. Insanely hot gymnastics type. Walked up to her and told her I just moved here and needed recommendations about where to go running. Talked a bit, got her insta, talked more. She asked me to teach
One random girl today.
Asked her about her dog, chatted a bit. Asked for insta "dont have one" asked for number "no"
Didnt even hit me with "i have a bf", brutal 💀
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If you need to bond quickly with a hispanic guy ask if they like shoreline mafia
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Duke lacrosse team. Mattress girl. In the 00's and '10s murky rape accusations on college campuses were constant. It was consistent national news, a focal point on every college campus, and a major concern for the left.
When things like this happen its an NY post tweet thats
Migrant accused of raping 15-year-old released on $500 bail despite ICE’s demands for deportation
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@ZengdaWei
I forget these people are real and believe this kind of stuff and actively communicate it to other normies
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399 cold calls today
6 wrong numbers
2 pitch denied
1 not interested
1 timing issues
1 call back later
1 unqualified
1 meeting booked
potential 100 seat deal, nice and juicy
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I've been looking all over google / reddit trying to figure out how often attractive women get approached by normal guys in public during the daytime.
Apparently it is very uncommon.
So just having the balls to do it will get you very far.
Meanwhile, girls have vented to me
One random girl today.
Asked her about her dog, chatted a bit. Asked for insta "dont have one" asked for number "no"
Didnt even hit me with "i have a bf", brutal 💀
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@sanpellyenjoyer
The female body is immunized against all dangers of eating like a PUFA addicted toddler. But the clock strikes 28, and she looks in the mirror, and she yells in horror, I have been found out. I am oxidizing.
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Trying to put one of the baddest young blonde girls I know onto tech sales. Told her she will have it easy mode
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Women be like "wow I can't believe telling a man I feel primal lust for other men but not you upset you"
Who knew telling dudes they’re not hookup material is the same thing as telling a woman she’s not wifey material. The men yearn to be sex objects. I learn so much on this website
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made this back when i had no followers lets see if it can do better now
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@AviSchiffmann
@HALSodyssey
> limits to growth author. Yeah ill be definitely not buying that
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@tonyzentelis
Ive been laid off at a higher rate than that not trying to shit on the guy but its his fault
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Thinking about college when some random dude knocked on my apartment door told me hadnt slept all day and was locked out of his girlfriends apartment and wanted to sleep on my couch. And i was like fuck it sure. And he slept there for 6 hours then left
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WHY ARE TECHNICAL PERSONAS SUCH NERVOUS DORKS WHAT IS SO SCARY ABOUT TALKING ON THE PHONE HOW AM I GOING TO HURT YOU
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I see so many people say this will bite you in the ass and yet I see way more people that do this and just giga accelerate their careers and make way more money than me.
People who's careers look like this
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Will succeed 5x faster. Never wait for a pay bump. Job hop to $500k+ as quickly as you can
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Managed to keep about 75% of what I made since starting trading - but I am gonna give up on doing it full time.
Plan is to try to get another remote BDR role and work on either starting lead gen agency or doing aff
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245 calls today.
1 meeting
1 lets talk in 2 weeks
8 nos
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