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writer of threads || @aiisdev
BAKING…
Joined March 2021
I seriously can't believe this worked. I just did one of the coolest things ever on Ethereum. Al is no joke….
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@elonmusk has had a big impact on crypto recently, & because some of his actions have been a bit unconventional, I was inspired to dig in a little deeper to find out what exactly his “end game” is. & what I’ve found does not disappoint. I’ll compile all of the info below 👇🏻🥐.
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ETH is well on its way to becoming one of the most productive assets in the world. Don’t believe me? Just have a look at this thread… 🥐.
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polymarket predicts election.us wants to buy 1m btc.trump hires elon + vivek for doge.mcdonald’s + doodles nfts.cobie calls for $250k btc.giga wicks -85% (recovers).binance lists token for euthanized squirrel, it goes to billions.binance lists act at $18m ($836m now).robinhood.
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Need real-time alpha?. Look no further than Etherscan. It is your best friend. This thread will teach you how to master it. (1/x).
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donald trump’s dive into crypto is full of insane alpha. nobody is looking at this close enough. what is his end game? i compiled some of the most interesting stuff below… 👀.
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On November 9th, 2021 United States law enforcement officers closed in on a lakeside mansion in Georgia. Inside of its floor safe they found $661,000 in cash, gold bars + coins, and a Cheetos popcorn tin. The Cheetos popcorn tin contained $3.4B worth of bitcoin.
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A massive surge of users are about to come to $ETH. Why?. The news of GameStop launching an NFT platform broke back in July, but after digging a little deeper I’ve connected the dots to something even bigger. I’ll detail this information in the thread below… 🥐.
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The following thread is the culmination of countless hours of research .@PastryEth & I have dedicated to the ETH ecosystem during our time as pastries. In it we'll attempt to simply explain the hundreds of brilliant, funky & sometimes rather unconventional dApps in DeFi. (1/107)
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Missed this week? No problem:. -FTX lost ~$10B.-Alameda sex cult uncovered.-FTX/Epstein rumors.-FTX hacked for +$300m.-Snowden joins CT.-Zhu Su writes a poem.-Kyle Davies returns with “gm”.-Algod turns Bahamian.-Andre Cronje returns.-Martin Shkreli & Do Kwon on UpOnly. lol. wtf.
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Is nobody seeing this?. There are so many things lining up for $ETH, it’s hard for me to not expect a massive run up coming in the next few weeks. $ETH is well on its way to becoming a multi-trillion dollar asset. Let’s discuss… 🥐.
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We might see a huge narrative change. This will actually attract people to use renewable energy for $BTC, and potentially bring in hundreds of millions of users. I don’t believe Elon would fud $BTC after investing without a plan. If you made it this far, I hope you enjoyed! 🥐
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Coinbase NFT and ENS are about to completely flip the script. I found recent smart contract deployments with some crazy details. L2 + counterfactual wallet season is here. (1/x) 🥐.
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It’s been awhile since we’ve had a real game-changer for DeFi. Fortunately, that’s about to change. A few months ago, Metamask developers left some massive hints… 🦊.
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Ethereum is attracting skilled devs at a pace faster than any other cryptocurrency, and it’s not even close. It is now home to several dApps with the potential to disrupt entire trillion dollar industries in the financial sector. I’ll go over some of these examples below! 🥐.
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There is some very fascinating stuff going on with Twitter and the recent Elon Musk deal. Although these circumstances are still a bit speculative, it’s definitely worth digging into. Here’s what I’ve found… 👀.
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On October 14th, 2021 it was just your ordinary day in DeFi. Everything was eerily quiet… Then the exploit happened. Nobody was prepared for the 19 year old math prodigy that was about to rock the world with this $16M attack.
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this is the first bitcoin all time high that normies aren’t rushing to buy the top, news outlets aren’t screaming about how crypto is the next big thing, coinbase isn’t #1 on the app store, and there’s no sort of looming institutional fud. interesting.
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once upon a time @cobie raided the stream of @melabeeofficial, then taught her how to make a wallet while she was singing. this is her live reaction as people donated $250K, including $100K from a single person. enjoy this thread of crypto’s most wholesome moments… (continued)
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Upcoming catalysts for $ETH within the next year (in no chronological order). A thread by 🥐.
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hello frens. if you’re reading this, you just made it through one of the longest crypto bear markets in history. are you prepared to see something we’ve never seen before?. let’s compare to 2021.
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The recent Congressional hearing was one of the most bullish events for crypto in all of 2021. It represented a clear change in momentum, as legislators begin to understand the true magic of the blockchain…. In this thread I’ll compile the best highlights from the hearing! 🥐.
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Ethereum has life-changing opportunities out there in the wild. Yes, even in bear markets. ‘Information asymmetry’ is something you must use to your advantage. Here’s how… 🥐 (1/x).
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For the past few weeks, developers at Metamask have been hinting at a potential token. This would be the largest Ethereum wallet, with over 10,000,000 monthly users on their platform to drop a token. I believe it will be huge… Let’s discuss! 🦊.
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NFTs are blowing up, and I believe what we have seen is only just the beginning. These unique digital tokens have a wide range of use cases, but there are a lot of big things people aren’t talking about. I’ll list some food for thought below. 🥐.
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Are you ready for these next few months in crypto?. There have been so many things leading up to exactly this point in time that it’s very hard for me to not be extremely bullish. Let’s take a deeper look… 🥐.
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Coinbase NFT has 3.7M+ users signed up on the waitlist. This number is nearly 3X the amount of wallets having 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 interacted with non-fungible tokens. However, there is still a lot of info people aren’t talking about. Let take a look at why this is such a big deal… (1/x).
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Want some alpha?. Sometimes the right information can put you at an indescribable competitive advantage, especially in crypto. It’s where literal fortunes are made daily. However, there are few people that can find it right. Here are some tips I’ve found useful… (1/x).
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throwback to when @cobie raided a small twitch streamer playing guitar with no viewers & told him to make his own wallet then watched the donations pour in. he gets $85,000+ in donations, then calls his wife into the room to show her. this is successful onboarding. 🫡
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are you following the breadcrumbs from coinbase?. many millionaires will be made on base this cycle. if you don’t quite get it yet, you will soon….
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Ethereum is like a blackhole. Art, banking, politics, payments, gaming, communities, entrepreneurs, creators, devs & even real world assets. The bear market likes to hide this fact, but it’s important to take a look behind the curtains….
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With the “meme coin” hype blowing up I thought it’d be nice to have a bit of a refresher, & go over some of the cool projects with real use cases that are ACTUALLY being built on $ETH. All of these projects are breaking into trillion dollar industries. Let’s begin! 🥐.
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Former Acting Comptroller of the Currency Brian Brooks lays out the best advice for regulation of crypto assets in 90 seconds. Are the legislators listening?
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@VitalikButerin burned his $SHIB, and left a nice little note on the tx. Bullish for $ETH? 🤣.
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Could you imagine…. A supercomputer that has no location with tens of thousands of apps on it built by more than 200,000 active and highly skilled devs, able to execute virtually any lines of code for people with 100% precision and not a trust in a single soul?. That’s Ethereum.
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In fast-moving markets like this, it seems like almost every other day there is a new bullish “meta” taking over headlines for the week. For this reason…. I’ll attempt to lay out the top 23 innovations on $ETH that may completely change the way we use the network below! 🥐.
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There are several things leading up to an extraordinary supply shock for $ETH. It’s getting to the point where it doesn’t even matter who sells, there is simply too much demand for block space on Ethereum. Let’s discuss! 🥐.
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Bill Gates made ~$330M this month. Elon Musk made ~$200M this month. Meanwhile, ~387,400 ETH (or $983,765,940) has been burnt this month. TLDR; EIP-1559 is like if (2) copies of both Bill Gates + Elon Musk were market buying ETH with their paychecks every month. & you’re bearish?.
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Elon Musk’s Falcon 9 SpaceX rocket will be sending $ETH nodes to the ISS this week. 👀
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last time bitcoin was trading at $69,000 ethereum was trading at $4,200.
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At some point we have to ask, with:. -26% of $ETH locked in smart contracts.-$116B TVL in DeFi.-5.5% of $ETH staked.-EIP-1559 on pace to burn $4.5B worth of $ETH this year.-liquidity pools.-exchange balances reaching 3 year lows. how much of $ETH supply is ACTUALLY circulating?.
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miss this week? np. -crv founder liquidated for $140M.-terra labs settles for $5B.-djt runs to $300M.-gcr drops $100M bet.-arkham drops $150K bounty.-zachxbt summoned.-martin shkreli rugs half of CT.-free money glitch on kraken.-certik turns black hat. overall pretty uneventful.
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This clip is being taken out of context to fuel the fire against Binance. Binance just handled over $6B in withdrawals a couple of days ago. CZ is saying if FTX came clawing back for $2.1B, their lawyers would deal with it. Fudfluencers need to go.
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If you ever feel like you’re not early, just take a look at the total number of users who have ever interacted with different DeFi protocols…. $UNI - 2.4M.$COMP - 326K.$SUSHI - 201K.$BAL - 178K.$AAVE - 67K.$MKR - 73K.$CRV - 43K.$YFI - 31K.$SNX - 18K. & you’ll feel a lot better.
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NFTs are commonly known as just little PNGs, JPEGs, or MP4 files. However, they actually support many different file types. In fact, some even add a new layer of functionality on top of tokens. Let’s go down the rabbit hole of different file extensions for NFTs… 🥐.
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ERC20’s, NFTs, and DAOs are going to change dramatically in the coming weeks. Although you can’t exactly see it, there is an ongoing race amongst top protocols. I’ll do my best to explain this in the thread below….
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Goldman Sachs is releasing a paper to wealthy investors that mentions the potential for $ETH to overtake $BTC as a store of value. “Given the importance of real uses in determining store of value, ether has high chance of overtaking bitcoin as the dominant digital store of value”
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Kind of crazy to think that some people are selling their precious $ETH and $BTC for a currency with no yield, 35% of the supply minted in the last year, and only one node operator.
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This market cycle was absolutely unforgettable. From hilarious bloopers, to enraged influencers, to unbelievable memes, 2022 had it all. Come with us as we take a trip down memory lane….
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This thread is for those who like to “think ahead.”. Ethereum is changing, and it’s changing fast. The next year will bring about fundamental changes to the network, as we transition to proof of stake. Here are some things to watch out for. (1/x) 🥐.
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Uniswap is diving into NFTs in a very big way. This is the largest DEX in the market, averaging over $500M volume daily, now placing focus on NFTs. Their GitHub offers us a handful of interesting leaks….
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Right now, $SUSHI as a protocol is bringing in about $1.39B from fees on the DEX every year, with over $200M being distributed back to users on the platform. $SUSHI market cap = $1.8B. That’s right, $SUSHI is nearly worth less than it makes in a single year. Let that sink in. .
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I have seen a countless number of people underestimating the effects of EIP-1559 and it’s changes to the network. However, I am here to argue that it has the ability to fundamentally transform the view of $ETH as an asset class. Let’s take a deeper look… 🥐.
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In this thread, I’m going to display the outright astonishing use cases of NFTs. There are zero limits with these digital tokens, & I’ll show you exactly what I mean…. (I was too excited to not share this a tad bit early) 🥐
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Many people believe that upcoming anti-money laundering & environmental regulations from the government will be the downfall of crypto. I am here to argue that it will lead to one of the largest “priced out” events to occur in the history of #Bitcoin. Why? Allow me to explain. .
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Coinbase NFT has 3,701,544 users signed up on their waitlist. This number will nearly 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘭𝘦 the amount of wallets interacting with non-fungible tokens. NFTs are going to take ETH to a bull market whether people like it or not.
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This $BTC vs $ETH battle is going to get us nowhere. I’m an $ETH maxi by all means, but respect is due where respect is due, & the two shouldn’t even be compared with one another. On a side note: did you know that more than 60% of Microsoft’s cloud is run on Linux? 🤔.
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If you take a step back…. There are so many absolutely insane things that can be done with certain DeFi protocols, yet it still seems no one applies it to the world outside of crypto. DeFi on $ETH has tons of unique opportunities for you to discover. I’ll explain below… 🥐.
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Here you go .@elonmusk. For more than a year now I have been working on a cumulative effort to showcase the unique features of web3 & NFTs. Allow me to explain my experience with this… 🥐.
Has anyone seen web3? I can’t find it.
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Sam Bankman-Fried says “the clearest way to help protect investors is to provide transparency and prevent scams.”. Just how transparent has he been in the past?
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Crypto underwent a series of coordinated attacks these last few months. I wanted to take the time below to illustrate just how much was thrown at the market on a timeline, and then discuss some of my feelings on this. Let’s dive in! 🥐
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ethereum is following the exact same trajectory as bitcoin after the etf was approved… 👀. -8% ($3143) two days after approval.<we are here>. -20% ($2749) two weeks after approval. 90% ($6547) two months after approval
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With all of the NFT hype, I’m surprised to see that ENS names aren’t going absolutely parabolic in use. I believe they are the key for the decentralized internet. The topics discussed below represent just a fraction of the mind-blowing use cases for the Ethereum Name Service 🥐.
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Yeah the FUD is bad now, but do you remember when @VitalikButerin had to literally post a timestamp after everyone said he died in a car crash?
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Most people here have absolutely no idea what is about to come for the crypto ecosystem with Gen Z. It will cause monumental landslides in status quo. They think we are clueless when it comes to this, but that couldn’t be further from the truth. (1/x).
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We are very quickly moving from the mindset of “I buy ETH because it appreciates,” to the mindset of “I buy ETH to do things.”. I hope you all enjoyed this thread, expect more from the croissant this week! 🥐
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It’s early 2020. Things are really starting to heat up for DeFi. The market just bounced hard in April from the COVID drop, with green pastures ahead. The next few months are going to change the Ethereum ecosystem forever. “DeFi summer” was about to begin…. (1/x).
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Only ~1.75% of all unique $ETH addresses have ever interacted with DeFi. That’s just 2.8M users out of a possible 159M addresses. Keep that in mind when people tell you this cycle is over. 🥐.
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warren buffett’s cash is now worth more than all of ethereum.
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You have to consider ETH as a 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘤𝘦. It is fuel for the blockchain, used to execute various transactions on more than 41M different smart contracts on the network. This is the two-pronged POV many fail to look at. (a treat from croissant 1/x…).
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There has been a lot of talk about high gas fees on Ethereum, but not enough about layer 2. These are some crazy platforms that have the ability to scale ETH 100-1000x. & the best part about all of this? 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵. Here are some of my favorite… (1/x).
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It’s time for some $SUSHI 🍣. What started not even a year ago as “just a fork,” has now become one of the top DEXs in the industry with constant innovation. But there’s still a lot more to the story that people often don’t talk about….
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“Meme coins” have been blowing up, however they make up very little of reality. I thought it’d be nice to go over a brief list of cool applications and things that are ACTUALLY being built on $ETH. All of these are breaking into trillion dollar industries… 🥐.
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Few understand that had EIP-1559 already been live, more than 2.94M $ETH would have been burnt from the supply this year alone. The upgrade (expected in July), could actually prove $ETH to be a deflationary asset. 🔥
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The market capitalization of Axie Infinity is at an astounding $6.4B right now. For comparison, Ubisoft has a market capitalization of merely $5.85B. Let’s take a look at a bit of a little thought experiment for this thread, shall we? 🥐.
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Web 3.0. You’ve probably heard tons of things about this by now, but do you really know what it means and how deep it can go?. Let’s discuss! 🥐.
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Are we nearing an inflection point for crypto?. For the first time ever, it looks like we are on offense. We now have top athletes in crypto, VISA exploring stablecoins, Budweiser buying ENS domains, FTX getting entire stadiums, and even top Congressman defending us….
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Sounds quite a bit like blockchain technology, doesn’t it? . To me, it looks very possible Tesla may soon announce a renewable way of mining $BTC by using excess energy generated by powerwalls, one which can be used by anyone with Tesla roofs, panels, cars, & more!
Tesla Solar + Powerwall battery enables consumers to be their own utility.
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In just 6 months, my Twitter account has grown more than I could’ve ever imagined. It took hours of pure dedication and studying, but I wouldn’t of been able to do it if it weren’t for the other great researchers in the ecosystem sharing their knowledge. This includes… 🥐.
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It's time to let GPT takeover. I just ran the script, & it created:. AstroPepeX. 65,000,000,000. $APX. 0xed4e879087ebD0e8A77d66870012B5e0dffd0Fa4. (Note: There is a require condition that limits transfers >0.5% of the supply). Enjoy!
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Before you read this thread, I ask you to forget everything you know about crypto. By starting from the very beginning we can help to fully grasp the bigger picture at play. Only then can you start to see the true mathematical genius behind Bitcoin…. Inspired by @3blue1brown 🥐.
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RECAP:. -Tesla invests $1.5B into $BTC.-Elon says $TESLA will accept $BTC.-Elon admits $TESLA runs their own $BTC nodes.-Tesla stops accepting $BTC citing environmental concerns from mining.-Ark Invest, a fund holding massive amounts of $TESLA releases Solar $BTC mining paper.
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Tried to set up a new bank account this week. They offered 0.01% interest & I have to wait a week before I can even use it. Combine that with spending limits, multi-day transfers, a 15% ATM charge for cash, AND limited hours. Times like this I remember why I’m so bullish on $ETH.
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All of these things are brewing the perfect storm for a token. The community is growing more control, with Metamask earning records amounts of revenue. This is set to be a top 10 token within the next few months. Stay tuned. More alpha below… 👀
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This one is long overdue. In this thread I will go over some info you may not of known about one of the top DEX’s in the industry, and what exactly they are about to release. Let’s begin! 🍣.
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If you look on-chain, you might begin to notice some unexpected things. I’m not talking about any of the latest scams, exploits, or spontaneous events that occur every day…. I’m talking about something much bigger. 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘴.
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So… this is how a seemingly ordinary and normal individual was able to obtain billions of dollars worth of bitcoin, only to lose it all with one big mistake. Just another day in cryptoland. I hope you all enjoy. 🥐.
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In March, VISA said they will accept $USDC for tx settlement. In August, VISA acquired a crypto punk for $150,000. In September, VISA now plans to build out a “layer two” payments channel for stablecoins. Things move really fast in crypto.
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Tesla’s main business is in producing solar panels, solar roofs, and batteries. Often times Tesla powerwalls run into excess energy, which could hypothetically be re-routed to $BTC mining with a GPU. This way, Tesla could turn excess power into a digital asset instantly bankable
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Anyways, I hope you all enjoyed! I tried something different with this one… 🥐. I’m going to be documenting more of the crazy stuff that occurs here every single day. This is an absolutely wild story not enough people talk about:
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i compiled the most insane/profitable trades ever documented in crypto into a short list… 👀.
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7. Etherscan Code Viewer. Ready to be mind-blown?. Next time you are browsing any smart contract code on Etherscan just try changing the URL from “.io” to “.deth.net”. This will open up a deployment ready directory window in visual studio with the exact code you were exploring…
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