Jetski Grizzly
@Jetskigrizzly
Followers
21K
Following
13K
Media
3K
Statuses
13K
Make all the money you possibly can and never look back. Marry the woman of your dreams, and treat her like a queen till the day she dies. Raise beautiful kids & steer humanity in the right direction. Protect what you love. Live as a warrior but never a coward. Happy New Years.
26
174
2K
This is hands down the funniest video I have ever seen
2K
22K
191K
Teachers buy these bags of 100 plastic pennies for $12 on Amazon 🤦🏻♂️. Never send your kid to public school
3K
4K
102K
Boomers love posting stuff like this while also calling the cops anytime kids have fun.
No helmet, no elbow pads, no kneepads and no fear!.Oh how did we survive? 😉
99
5K
92K
Still the greatest to ever do it. John McAfee's resume is absolutely insane 🤯
765
6K
48K
"hey bossman cool if I cut out 15 mins early 7 fridays from now? I need to pick my girlfriend up from the airport”
147
890
37K
Remember when Kyle Rittenhouse randomly shot a group of liberals and 2/3rds of the people he hit were pedophiles.
721
3K
27K
Wake up and look at little screen, work 10 hours on medium screen, get home and relax with big screen before bed.
33
2K
27K
Is there any scientific reason that the left is so unbelievably ugly?
3K
1K
27K
🚨BREAKING 🚨. Presidential candidate Donald Trump selects actress Sydney Sweeney as his VP
362
832
24K
🚨 Mr Beast challenge 🚨. You have to stay here 50+ hours a week working on excel for your whole life BUT you get $3,200 every two weeks AND donuts every Friday morning. Are you man enough for the challenge?
456
1K
24K
"so worth it, the plastic ones look so realistic".
40
34
22K
"HOLY SHIT A CLEAN CUT WHITE GUY JUST DELIVERED MY UBER EATS. ITS THE BOTTOM. BUY EVERYTHING"
43
960
22K
"HOLY SHIT A CLEAN CUT WHITE GUY JUST DELIVERED MY UBER EATS. ITS THE BOTTOM. BUY EVERYTHING"
35
843
17K
Still the greatest to ever do it. John McAfee's resume is absolutely insane 🤯
223
1K
15K
Remember when Kyle Rittenhouse randomly shot a group of liberals and 2/3rds of the people he hit were pedophiles.
182
1K
14K
🚨BREAKING 🚨. Presidential candidate Donald Trump selects actress Sydney Sweeney as his VP
264
666
14K
Go to chipotle. Don't use the app. Get the bowl, double chicken but only tell them that after the first scoop. Get the fucking mild salsa and no lettuce. Get a water cup but fill it with diet coke.
49
535
12K
"We will lock up every fat mexican who walked the mile in high school"
37
408
11K
"I think we are letting liberals off far to easy for what they did during covid"
82
626
8K
BRING THIS ENERGY INTO EVERY SITUATION AND YOU'LL NEVER LOSE
169
913
8K
Teachers really educating their students on the value of money here.
36
25
7K
"hey bossman, I have a dentist appointment in October that I wanted to clear with you.”
29
193
7K
"Triple their student loans father. And public executions for anyone who plays music at the beach"
Trump says son Barron likes to give political advice: ‘Dad, this is what you have to do’
16
320
7K
If you are jacked and handsome enough no one will have to ask who you are voting for.
38
308
7K
Genuine question: why do they want us to eat bugs so badly?
334
413
4K
If I was president:. - tax rate = body fat %.- san pellegrino public water fountains.- all beaches are nude beaches.- open borders for hotties.- double the student debt.- receipt paper and seed oils banned.- fauci faces the firing squad.
94
359
4K
"watch out the car 200 yards in front of us started to brake"
31
172
5K
Everyone with those crazy bright LED headlights should go to prison for 10+ years
77
322
4K
Men will literally develop a crippling addiction to adderall, zyn and diet coke just to send 6 emails and attend 2 zoom meetings.
41
207
4K
YA SO THE AVERAGE 22 YEAR OLD MALE TODAY HAS THE TESTOSTERONE LEVELS OF A 67 YEAR OLD MALE IN 2000. T RATES HAVE ACTUALLY FALLEN OVER 1% A YEAR SINCE THE 70's. THIS RESULTS IN AN OBESE APATHETIC GENERATION OF ABSOLUTE LOSERS. YOU SHOULD REALLY FILTER YOUR WATER.
41
331
3K
Ages of Founding Fathers in 1776:. James Monroe: 18.Alexander Hamilton: 21.James Madison: 25.Thomas Jefferson: 33.Thomas Paine: 39.John Hancock: 39. You don't need more experience, you need action.
56
421
3K
With the election coming up we should consider all options
16
208
3K
Congrats to everyone who is still unv@xxed (purebloods). You have survived the greatest psyop of all time.
63
189
2K
I love rwbb twitter. You can just say something like "pissing outside has been shown to increase t-levels by 400%". And like 40 accounts will be in the comments corroborating whatever you said. Nxt day there will be a dzn accounts devoted to peeing outside. Piss brah or something.
60
121
2K
Go to chipotle. Don't use the app. Get the bowl, double chicken but only tell them that after the first scoop. Get the fucking mild salsa and no lettuce. Get a water cup but fill it with diet coke.
27
75
2K
Legit G
McAfee will forever be a reminder to us that the unadventurous life is not worth living.
20
472
2K
Tell normies you never workout so they think it's all genetic.
20
72
2K
Don't send you child to public school. Teachers buy these bags of 100 plastic pennies for $12 on Amazon 🤦🏻♂️
90
96
2K
They’re big but I wouldn’t say they’re ostrich sized 🥴
25
60
2K
More men should strive to live lives of adventure like McAfee
23
42
2K
"soooo axshully if you cross state lines you have to let people kill you" - libs.
9
43
2K
Average American income is ~$70k. You pay half in taxes. Over a 40 year career that's $9,792,336.41 at a conservative 8% return. Does the government provide you with $9.7M worth of value? Does anyone feel like they are getting a positive ROI from the government?.
41
210
2K
If you cum in like 2 minutes doing it doggy style it actually counts as almost 15 because of dog years.
29
127
2K
"Uhhhh if you cross state lines you have to let people murder you, you're not allowed to act in self defense if you have crossed a state line. That's, uh, what the law says. Look it up."
10
38
2K
I run red lights all the time. Why? . Because I'm not an NPC. You wouldn't get it
69
112
2K
Lol everyone behaving all of a sudden.
JUST IN: 🇨🇳🇺🇸 China says it hopes for a "peaceful coexistence" with the United States. "We respect the choice of the American people."
5
75
2K
Daily reminder that Rhianna is not actually hot and you have just been psyop'd into thinking she is.
71
78
2K
Literally no one is against splitting this country into two. No one.
62
59
1K
In the future there will be 5 jobs. -Excel/finance bro (nobody knows what they actually do). -Mr. Beast contestant. -Email marketing guru. -OF chick. -Sports betting/ crypto degenerate.
35
66
2K
The average American spends 365 hrs/year in their car. Driving over the speed limit by 20% cuts to this down to 292 hrs/year saving 72 hrs. Say you get two speeding tickets for a total cost of 2k. As long as you make $27.78 an hour, you're in the clear. Extrapolate to other laws.
43
148
1K
Saw this meme a few months back. Haven't been the same since.
13
112
1K
Sometimes I click other and than manually type in "0" while making eye contact with the cashier
21
88
1K
I love rwbb twitter. You can just say something like "pissing outside has been shown to increase t-levels by 400%". And like 40 accounts will be in the comments corroborating whatever you said. Nxt day there will be a dzn accounts devoted to peeing outside. Piss brah or something.
32
77
1K
Still the greatest to ever do it. John McAfee's resume is absolutely insane 🤯. He would have loved $unvaxsperm
32
142
2K
Dude with 7 followers just retweeted my tweet thanks for nothing retard.
39
103
1K
95% of people over the age of 30 will never attempt to sprint again in their life.
61
73
1K
