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This looks like West Virginia
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The airplane, like the coffee shop, is one of those locations where white collar workers like to pull out their company laptop and stare at a screen for a few hours to signal to everyone around them that they are doing important work while actually accomplishing nothing
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I visited California for the first time in my life this past weekend. Was only there for 3 days and came to the conclusion that it’s by and far the best state to live in and it’s not particularly close
California is collapsing.
If it were a country, it'd be the 5th largest economy in the world.
But it lost 500,000 residents in 2 years – and people are still fleeing.
Here's how politics & greed ruined the best place on Earth:
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Wintergreen Zyn: for manual labor
Spearmint Zyn: for outdoor recreation
Cool Mint Zyn: for computer work
Citrus Zyn: for boating/nightclubs
Peppermint Zyn: for teenagers
Cinnamon Zyn: for your girlfriend
Zyn Smooth: for AA meetings
Zyn Chill: for your weekend with the kids
Zyn
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Your world needs to be on fire. Multiple remote corporate jobs. Gambling operation on the side. Various women getting mad at you. Funding your brother’s business. Nicotine. Incoherent ramblings on word documents. Long walks
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Almost seems like having a comically low salary these days is higher status than the typical $80-120k midwit pay range, especially if you’re an otherwise normal and intelligent person. You’re intentionally leaving money on the table. A modern rebel without a cause
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“Peating” is insane because it appears to be one of the most legitimately dangerous diets with the potential to gigafry your metabolism but is exclusively done by literal turbonormies who unironically want to “heal undiagnosed hypothyroidism” and basically get oneshotted by it
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@fentanylbrownie
It just doesn’t really have any weaknesses besides maybe the politics and state income taxes. Most states have at least one glaring weakness when it comes to quality of life, and Cali doesn’t have any as far as I know
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“S&P down 2%? Time to shoot my neighbor in the head and take his copper wires”
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You tell someone you make $100k, and more likely than not you’re a spreadsheet jockey or Zoom call merchant. Pass. You tell someone you make $35k and something horrible must be wrong with you. There’s intrigue and mystique
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What exactly do tech bros do all day? They all claim to be "building", working 16+ hour days 7 days a week, and yet every app/software is increasingly unusable, AI is retarded, websites are broken, etc. Are they just getting paid by VCs to do drugs and scroll Twitter all day?
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Literally the most mentally inept people in existence having their little sensitive guts rearranged by some black market Mexican supplement that makes them gain 200 lbs and get congestive heart failure from eating 3k calories of coconut oil or whatever
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@sanpellyenjoyer
I like his stream of consciousness style in his videos. It’s refreshing. Nothing is too scripted or overblown. It’s like a verbalized blog post. He’s just an Everyman taking steroids
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@sibylrites
@fentanylbrownie
Not really. If you matter at all in life you’re living in a top 25 metro, and all top 25 metros are blue anyways. Who cares. The CoL is high but probably worth it all considered
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Upper-middle class Americans will hire a weekly cleaning service and then proceed to panic clean the entire house themselves an hour before the cleaning company is scheduled to arrive out of sheer guilt
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@Gmoney2234561
Now everyone is going to be thinner but have cardiovascular disease from increased saturated fat consumption lol
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Average Peater need for explosion
1990-2010: cup of coffee, glass of OJ, aspirin
Now: 1200 pounds of coconut oil
2025: breast fed progesterone, chicken lamp sun, Ozempic
Want to Feel Alive?
100g sugar (I like dates)
1-2 tbsp coconut oil
2 tbsp heavy cream
Caffeine
Wait 30 minutes.
Listen to: Excision - Drowning
(Good headphones required - loud)
Stand, look up towards the sky, palms up.
Try not to radiate.
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Should be a separate line at coffee shops for people ordering a normal hot coffee. Let the aristocrats (black hot coffee drinkers) get in and out in 2 min, and make the tubby peasants waste half their day waiting for an extra large Twinkie cake unicorn double latte
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Every 21-28 year old girl’s Hinge profile:
Pic 1: holding $18 cocktail at rooftop bar
Pic 2: gym selfie
Pic 3: friend group with European city as backdrop
Pic 4: pet
Pic 5: lazy Sunday
Pic 6: wildcard (silly pic, brunch)
@typecfemale
hinge is supposed to be for super autistic people who can't date in real life but normies colonized it bc they admired their sincerity
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@Gmoney2234561
France is an anomaly because the French also use lots of olive oil, eat 3x as much fruit as Americans, and walk way more. Tallow is good but average Joe is going to wolf 2k calories of it on drive home from megacorp just like canola. Same problem new disease
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I know a dude who had 3 jobs in a row where within 18 months of joining, the company was either sold or bankrupt. Multiple gaps and short tenures on his Resume. He tries to explain in interviews but employers think he’s crying wolf. Now he’s waiting tables at Cheesecake Factory
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@thesis_11
I’ve found that viewing shows like The Bear from a satirical point of view makes them much more enjoyable. I know the screenwriters are dead serious but it’s a hilarious premise when viewed as a black comedy or parody of fine dining
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Becoming a Wendy’s Baconator derivatives trader
Wendy’s planning Uber-style ‘surge pricing’ where burger prices fluctuate based on demand
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@PGATUOR
Of course Joe Buck was on the call. Dude gets poop in his pants whenever an athlete does anything out of the ordinary
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@PaulSkallas
Got an old topographic desktop globe in my apartment. No idea how old it is but I know it’s at least pre-2011, as it does not show South Sudan, which formed in 2011. Nice piece to have. Aesthetic, fun to spin and daydream.
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@ccmembersonly
He’s talking like there is a Globohomo trained sniper standing in the corner off camera with a red dot aimed at the back of his head, ready to take the shot if he says a single word out of line
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People carrying a single brown paper bag full of groceries with a loaf of bread sticking out the top
You don’t see that anymore
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Cortisol face on girls is attractive. Lets see those cute little inflamed cheeks you have from a stressful day at your remote product manager job
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@NUCLRGOLF
Not firm and fast enough. The winning score needs to be +20 minimum or the USGA has officially gone soft
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“Sol Brah selling male booty shorts? And you still thought there was no bubble?”
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Interviewed a candidate for an entry level role today.
Great candidate, well spoken, straight A’s, humble, involved in school, knew his stuff.
My colleague wanted to hire him.
I said no.
She asked why?
I said because he didn’t bring me a pizza.
Better luck next time kid.
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It’s funny how Costa Rica is the final destination for both holistic health influencers who think sunlight heals stage 4 cancer and retired boomers who spent 50 straight years indoors under fluorescent lighting at megacorp eating microwaved pizza. A collision of two worlds.
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There’s going to be a real life “The European mind cannot comprehend” in 2026 when the US hosts the World Cup. Imagine the look on the face of a football hooligan when he realizes he has to pay $32 for 2 beers at MetLife Stadium in NYC
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I’ve seen this same red circle drawn on:
-Arizona/New Mexico
-Texas
-the entire Midwest
-Idaho/Montana/Wyoming
-Florida
-Upstate NY
-Northern Cal/Oregon
-Upper New England (Vermont area)
Is the entirety of the continental United States secretly booming?
A business friendly environment with a reasonable cost of living and a growing population - investing here seems obvious.
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@sanpellyenjoyer
$40k for a new 4Runner and you will never have to think about buying a new car for the next 2 decades
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This is the correct number of beverages for breakfast. Minimum of 3
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Friends invite us over for brunch, say to bring kids.
We get there, and the only thing they serve is coconut oil, gelatin, and oysters.
Kid’s so hungry he decides to eat the oysters for the first time.
He takes a few bites, throws up all over the place, and we have to leave.
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No they don't. Poor people are the ones who have a never ending spider web of Venmo requests. Truly rich people don't even look at the bill. 30% tip and move on with their lives. They aren't spiritual rent collectors.
Rich people love to venmo request you $4.72 for like half a bagel because they have no concept of money and don’t understand that working class people operate under an economy of buying someone a beer. I currently owe around 23 beers to friends and am owed around 29 beers
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Common ailment these days is people taking their unserious jobs too seriously. There are no more high stakes, so we invent the stakes. We’re playing poker with Monopoly money.
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@PaulSkallas
Hilarious idea for a reality TV show. Make the fitness influencers work real jobs and track their vitals to see how out of shape they become.
Make Goggins handle accounts payable at a logistics company or make Liver King run the social media marketing for a SaaS
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“Famous historical figures kept a journal so you should too” yeah those historical figures were conquering nations and starting rebellions. No one is going to want to read about your daily quest of drinking water and benching 265. You should only journal if you’re interesting
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@sanpellyenjoyer
Businesses today: Revenue grew 16,000% YoY, Net Income is still negative but we’re projecting to be profitable in 670 years, cash runway is 3 days, we just hired a Chief DEI officer for $24M/annually and another $600M in stock options
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I had pity sex with my ex-high school girlfriend three weeks after we broke up in the backseat of my Ford Taurus in a Baptist Church parking lot. An hour later, I was the first player eliminated from a Monopoly game.
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@diamondmolar
I forget where I saw it, but there was this guy who would tell his coworkers he was going to a wedding whenever they asked if he had any plans for the weekend. He did that for like 3 months in a row and finally they just stopped asking him lmao
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I just heard from a credible source that works at
@CNN
& he said, “there is a doomsday asteroid that will hit us in 3 weeks. Nothing we can do. So this cell phone outage was released to use as an excuse to keep people from panicking and to stay offline in these final days.
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@sanpellyenjoyer
He’s really telling on himself too because churning CCs is a normie coded personal finance activity lol the average W2 is obsessed with marketing terms like cash back, rewards points, airline miles, free rooms, etc. Like a squirrel scavenging a forest floor for acorns
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@MarmotRespecter
Only dated/hung out with sorority girls for my 4 years at a large public university. Quite a ride. Going to a date party was like walking through a reality TV-themed level of Dante’s Inferno. Fun times though
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@sanpellyenjoyer
I have no idea. The website is called RationalWiki, which after some brief browsing appears to be a Reddit adjacent trust the science debunking website so it’s probably just some butthurt nutritional pyramid enjoyers who wrote the entry. Still damaging to his reputation though
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@sanpellyenjoyer
She has that lust for life in her eyes. This intangible force alone can often transcend the negative effects of unhealthy eating, poor sleep, etc
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Thing about safety nets is you don’t need rich parents to have one. All you need is a college educated girlfriend. That way you can drink gamble your life away and still have a place to sleep and a hole to fuck while she slaves away at her 6 figure WFH email job providing for you
"having parents you can move back in with" is an invisible privilege that grants deeply load-bearing psychological (and literal) safety
No matter how poor you get or how much you fuck up, you will always have a roof over your head
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Life is much more enjoyable when you take leisure seriously and treat your career like a joke
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@sanpellyenjoyer
For a two month period last year I had 3 remote jobs simultaneously and was clearing $225k and every day I would stand on my balcony holding my cup of coffee and wonder what it would feel like to just jump before I had to log on at 9 Eastern for my first daily standup
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My girlfriend wants me to go on a double date with her friend (who is a 25yo single mom with a 2yo daughter) and her friend's "new man", who is a 42 year old divorced bartender, because she wants me to assess the situation. What more could possibly be assessed here.
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-destruction of all commercial office space
-company laptops with no built in cameras/mics
-no emails before 9 AM or after 5 PM (email server automatically shuts off)
-3 day weekends
-40 holidays per year
-meetings of 3+ people are illegal
95% popular vote 2024 election
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Girlfriend’s younger brother asked me to do the 9-9-9 challenge with him, which is eating 9 hot dogs and drinking 9 beers during the course of a 9 inning baseball game. This is how you know you’re respected amongst the family
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Went for a Zoner 2 jog around campus this morning to see the coeds in summer clothing. Rejuvenating. Add it to the anti-aging routine
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You lost 3 pounds because you’re eating breakfast like a twink. That’s 200 calories max. Of course you lost weight
So, I’ve been eating this for breakfast every morning in Italy for about nine days and I’ve lost 3 pounds.
The food in America is just poison.
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Nothing more humiliating in the animal kingdom than being a big city dog. Rotting away in a 200 sq ft box. Getting taken out 2x/day to have explosive diarrhea from the processed slop your broke owner feeds you. Shitting your brains out in front of 100k people stuck in traffic.
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@ccmembersonly
There’s a lot of rentals in the Asheville area… how many real estate portfolios just went to zero because of this?
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Back to the office mandate sent by the CEO himself. My resignation letter is being drafted. I am done. The 4HL is not for me. I will be poor and live under a bridge and write poetry and live in anguish and turmoil. And that will be it. Ok.
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Yesterday my girlfriend’s mom was telling me about how she saw special meatballs made for dogs at a farmer’s market. They were $12 for 20. She passed and decided to make her own using similar ingredients. Made 150+ for about $25. Total grifter death is imminent
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“Hey buddy? You wanna make a protein shake real quick? Enjoy it for the first and only time! If you don’t clean me within 5 seconds after using me I’m going to turn into a live bacteria colony and emit the worst smells known to mankind.”
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No it won’t. You have 12-24 months to acquire as much capital as possible before the great split of society. You need to be spending every waking hour staring at a screen to acquire said capital. Then you can paint and draw outside. If you fail you will live in a pod forever.
- Read books
- Play a sport
- Cook more. Try new and complicated recipes
- Eat out alone occasionally without staring at your phone
- Walk outside
- Learn a new skill unrelated to technology
- Write down your thoughts on paper
- Get married and have kids
- Sleep
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Peaters posting body temperatures of a septic shock patient
Anti-aging guinea pigs posting body temperatures of a hypothermic patient
Who wins?
My body temp has cooled 4°F in 3 yrs
+ I'm metabolically cold plunging
+ Takes swimming > mile in ice to achieve an equivalent temp reduction
+ A regular cold plunge at 55°F for 60 min only decreases temp by 0.83°F
+ technically qualifying as minor hypothermia
🧵
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@coldhealing
Difficult to believe the “boyfriend” in this Tik Tok happens to be the
#10
ranked men’s tennis player in the world
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@MatthiasReedV
Miller Lite actually brought back the old can design from the 70s and 80s after experimenting with a sleek and chic blue can during the 2000s. I tend to prefer the white design over the blue. The logo is cool. It looks like a coat of arms
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One of the biggest quality of life upgrades is simply never ever checking your bank account or credit card balances and freely spending without thinking about a single price tag. Fuck Dave Ramsey
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You can have all the neat little plastic kitchen gadgets in the world, but if you don’t have a dishwasher, you might as well be living in the 1500s
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“I eat eggs for lunch and that is it. If I do not have eggs because they’re expensive and I can’t afford them, I eat Zyns and Bang Energy for lunch.”
-my 21 year old brother
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I once went on Bumble date with corporate roastie. We went to 4 bars, she ordered food at each - nachos, barbecue wing, fried pickle, flatbread. Had gained 10 pounds by the end of the night. Drank 18 tequilas and took her back anyway. She sucked me off and I weep for her soul
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Londy Zoners continue to put up banger after banger on this website. Billions of impressions weekly. Influencing the mind of the public
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Maybe should’ve opened with an offer to buy dinner considering the profile pics
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The only two restaurants that exist in cities now are the Buck and Barrel Brewery where every bartender looks like a gay lumberjack or El Faggito Mexican cantina where your food will take 3 hours and your entire meal will taste like spicy mayo
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Average white boy needs for adventure:
1990-2010: amusement parks, zip lining, road trips
Now: chased by tribesmen with spears in African bush
2025: Strapped to exterior of SpaceX rockets
White guy biking around Africa unarmed gets chased by an African man with a spear.
Does this guy have a death wish or something? Who in their right mind would make themselves so vulnerable?
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@churrascooooo
I used to sleep in the single stall bathroom for 30 minutes after lunch just staring at the ceiling in anguish dozing in and out of burger and fry induced stupor wondering if the LED light fixture and my J Crew belt would support my weight
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Interesting thought experiment:
Probability of 10 straight failures = 0.90^10 = 34.9%.
Probability of 10 straight failures, assuming your chances of success increase 1% with every successive trial (you get "smarter") = 0.90*0.89*0.88*...*0.81 = 20.8%
If it’s true that 90% of businesses fail, then you have a choice:
1) Never start
2) Start 10 times
Up to you
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Vibe shift bros vindicated once again
BREAKING: In the past 24 hours, Japan has had 56 earthquakes of magnitudes above 4.0.
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There is nothing more disgusting on this sacred Earth than a chubby millennial emoting over a piece of meat. The generation that ruined everything didn't stop short at cuisine. I am no vegan, but these degenerates make me reconsider my dietary choices. The fact that we have to
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Ray Peat-inspired frozen homemade meal! So delicious and easy! 😋
Ingredients: One grass-fed Hungry Man Salisbury steak box
Instructions: pre-heat microwave to 350 degrees. Place box in microwave for 15-3000 seconds, depending on brand. Remove tray from box, serve and enjoy!
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@e_cdalton
Squeezing that bottle filled with canola oil with enough force to make the oil bounce off the nonstick pan and directly onto the induction burner for instant oxidation
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@Maxhoma
Pretty much every time a company receives private equity funding, the product becomes significantly worse. Glad you are hopeful but I certainly am not.
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Hispanic/latino
They/them
“Yes, I do have a disability”
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“You can have hobbies, as long as they involve me and are sexy and I can tell my friends about how cute it is”
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Ultimate end game is to get a paid off house so you can deploy any and all disposable capital into 100000x plays until you hit generational wealth. Some might also refer to this as “gambling” which as I’ve said before is the only sincere way to make a living
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At best, these photos are subconsciously choreographed; at worst, they are intentional. They may look cool but compare these shots to ones of your parents partying. Something is different. With social media, the cat is out of the bag. Nothing will ever be real ever again. It’s ok
charli had cobrasnake at her birthday party indie sleaze is back in full force omg
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I’m happy to share that I’m starting a new position as Senior Faggot Associate at Cuckman Technologies! Excited to embark on this new journey in my professional career!
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