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⛳️Voted “Best X Golf Account”⛳️Not for Boomers or Karens⛳️#Satire⛳️Golf version of @TheBabylonBee⛳️
Joined December 2019
Tour Golf is proud to be the 1st company to announce that we will be boycotting The Olympics due to them going absolutely woke.
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Mark Cuban gave us a follow today 😕. We can’t have that, so we blocked him. You don’t get to lose your mind and follow the best golf page on X.
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This story from Trump’s round today is on par 💯🇺🇸. (Via reddit)
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We lost 1,827 followers tonight for supporting Trump. We feel like we just got rid of iron covers 💯🇺🇸.
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Ben Stiller has been following our account for a while. We have just decided to block him. You don’t get to hate America and follow our page.
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Liberals think that Trump fell asleep here, when he was simply praying. More proof that liberals have no education when it comes to religion / God.
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Hair color of the people who think the Trump shooting was staged:
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Even Kamala knows she messed up. Can’t make this up. Checks out. (Via reddit)
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Sam Ponder was fired by ESPN for saying that men shouldn’t be allowed to compete in women’s sports. Tour Golf is proud to announce that we have extended her an offer to come work for us.
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Still too many liberals following us. We saw some rainbow flags and blue hair in the profile pics of our followers. Again - if you’re a liberal / Biden voter, unfollow us right this second. 🇺🇸.
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According to multiple reports, the writers of Happy Gilmore 2 “are sick of woke trash.”. “This movie will likely offend liberals…which is a good thing.”
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Arguably the best part of the video was when Trump played this song 🔥. Total badass.
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One of our HR managers just suggested that we stop with the Pro-Trump / Anti-Biden content. She is no longer an employee at Tour Golf. Because we’re great people, we gave her directions to the nearest Starbucks and told her to apply there instead. 🇺🇸.
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Two life-long democrats. Two extremely smart, educated guys. Two guys that have a lot to lose by endorsing Trump. Two guys that truly care about America. Two Trump Supporters 🇺🇸
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At this point, it really comes down to this:. You either love America and are voting for Trump, or you hate America and are voting for Biden.
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“Stick to golf.”. Sorry (not sorry), but here are our priorities as an organization:. 1. Christianity .2. America.3. Golf. If you don’t like that, simply unfollow us. ✝️🇺🇸⛳️.
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Current ranking of the Top Ten Worst People in America:.1.Kamala Harris.2.Tim Walz.3.Gavin Newsom.4.Mark Cuban.5.Harry Sisson.6.David Muir.7.Tim Walz’s nut job wife .8.Harry Sisson again.9.Mark Cuban again.10.Mark Cuban’s daughter’s dad. Thoughts?.
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John Daly commented on the transgender playing on the LPGA Tour saying “I would’ve won 100 tournaments if I threw on a skirt and called myself a tranny. That dude is as feminine as a Ford F-150.”
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According to polls, 93% of Americans want Gavin Newsom to resign as Governor of California. What a loser.
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Neal Shipley is a grad student at Ohio State and the only amateur who made the cut at the Masters. His caddie is one of his good high school buddies. Today, they are casually playing in the final round of #TheMasters with Tiger Woods.
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Updated ranking of the Top Ten Worst People in America: . 1.Kamala Harris.2.P Diddy.3.Tim Walz.4.Gavin Newsom.5.Mark Cuban.6.Nancy Pelosi.7.Harry Sisson.8.Barack Obama.9.Oprah Winfrey.10.Mark Cuban’s wife’s husband.
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BREAKING 🚨: Adam Sandler just confirmed that there WILL be a Happy Gilmore 2, which will hit theaters in the summer of 2026 🔥
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“Your posts today will cause a ton of democrats to unfollow you.”. 1) Good. Leave. 2) False - they don’t play golf. They play frisbee golf 🤡🌈. 🇺🇸.
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Bad news - we just noticed some pronouns in the bios of our followers. If you have pronouns in your bio, unfollow us.
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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes @mcuban.
Thousands of Dallas Mavericks fans are boycotting the team after owner Mark Cuban has gone extremely woke and insane. The Dallas Mavericks upcoming season ticket sales have already declined by 34% from last year.
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Never forget when Michael Phelps set the record for the longest televised putt ever (at 160 feet) while learning to play golf 🥇🇺🇸.
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Finally a great quote from The Olympics. Good stuff, Jayson 💯🇺🇸.
Jayson Tatum was not happy with Steve Kerr after Kerr benched him for the entire game today 👀
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Tour Golf will never apologize for being Christian and based ✝️🇺🇸.
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Trump and JD got a round in today ⛳️🇺🇸. Trump shot a 71 and JD shot a 74 💯👏
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Rickie Fowler was asked if he watched the DNC. He said “Yea…for like 2 minutes. I haven’t seen anything that embarrassing since Jordan blew a 5 stroke lead at the 2016 Masters.”
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Do you guys agree with John Daly regarding tonight’s Chiefs vs. Dolphins game?
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Kai Trump, Donald's granddaughter, has verbally committed to play golf at University of Miami 👏
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How many cities Republicans have tried to destroy after their candidate was almost assassinated:
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Bryson DeChambeau is currently the most positive influence on golf out all of the pro golfers 👏
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Golfers after finding out that Zyn is donating to Kamala’s campaign:
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“I’m a liberal but I like your page, can I still follow?”. Not until you admit you’re voting for Trump. Otherwise you’ll get blocked. 🇺🇸.
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John Daly commented on tonight’s debate saying “Joey saying that he’s not taking any drugs tonight is like me saying that I’m not drinking any alcohol this week.”
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