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walking vs Lindy Walk
gf: “ whats the difference between a lindy walk and a walk ...? “
me: “ the lindy walk is just better babe ... “
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i cant have kids I need to think about my career
the career
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300 years ago guys like this were mapping islands in the pacific to be accurate to the inch
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this sort of career growth is no longer available to you. you'll be capped about half way up now
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most smart guys i know are using their energy to work as little as possible rather than to build something
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"your ancestor did much harder jobs than you and they didnt need a coffee in the morning to wake up"
yes, but have you considered that the job they were doing wasn't super gay
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my first day working for a fortune 500 company
hr lady: alright everyone now time for an ice breaker! you're going to tell everyone about yourself and your interests. But to make it fun you have to do it... as a rap!"
This is why men are dropping out of education and no longer participate in the labor force. Kindergarten never ends. I remember being completely sick of school by 9th grade despite earning straight As before. I thought to myself... Surely one day this ends and we become adults?
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@coldhealing
day in the life of a 35 year old living in Chicago working for Uber
"i drove for 10 hours today and made $100 after expenses"
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Yeah I just gave that tweaking black dude outside the convenience store a fake $20
Nah I'm sure nothing bad will come about from it
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how it feels to open outlook in the morning
Cutting into a brain of a former football player.
[📹 60 Minutes Australia]
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"i worked 149 hours in a week"
i dont believe you
you could have a time sheet showing everything you did. i still wouldnt believe you
i think this is like how ceo list reading, commuting, exercise as work
also Adderall plays a massive role
I had to deal with the >100/hr work weeks too. Absolutely brutal.
But on the last deal I did before I quit, I remember having a 7 day period where I worked 149 hours. There's only 168 in a week to put things into perspective for you.
In one stretch I worked 29 hours straight
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quiet now children, president Trump is coming on
It's really a throwback to the family huddled around the radio, fun event
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>company offshores all IT support to India to save money
>nothing gets done, customers go crazy because nothing gets solved, lose lots of business
>company reshores IT support to better address our customers needs
>mfw all the new IT support is indians living in america
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had to use the train today
-pakistani guy watching a imam preaching on speakerphone
-indian grandma watching a whatsapp video on speakerphone
-black guy listening to music on speakerphone
-south american guy having a conversation on speakerphone
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if you ever get put under a female boss... hope your resume is up to date
Started new job (job 9) today. Male boss, finally. Boss slacks me:
"I'll just let you settle in today, we can talk tomorrow". Then doesn't bother me for the rest of the day.
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the IT guy blocking access to all your devices as you get let go on zoom
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remember that there is a country of 1.4 billion people that built a massive tech industry based off of lying on resumes
and now you have to compete with them for jobs in your hometown
Just lie on your resume. There's close to 0 risk.
Nobody's going to find out. You won't break anything. You'll simply learn on the job like everyone does.
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i currently make $125k. Ive been interviewing a bunch lately and the offers ive received have been:
-$120k
-$125k
-$125k
-$135k (way more work and responsibility)
each manager acts shocked when i tell them it's the same im making now, and i'd only leave for a significant raise
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colleague actually believed the ceo when he said "you can ask any question you like" on the townhall and got let go a week later
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this is the result of 18 years of school
need to banish the gut reaction i have to everything as ‘i’m in trouble’. phone buzzes, i’m in trouble. someone gets my attention at work, i’m in trouble. its awful being mentally built like a neurotic horse
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i just really dont like indians
i dont like how they look
i dont like how they speak
i dont like what they eat
i dont like how the smell
i dont like how they think
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boomer who begins to realize the error of their ways after getting 0 kids for halloween in a previously close-knit neighborhood
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you're telling me immigration is just scab labor?
A surge in immigration has made the U.S. economy more competitive by preventing wages from rising more than they otherwise would have, the head of the International Monetary Fund has said
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Good Will Hunting scene but it's just repeating "Immigrants are a net drag on the economy" until they get it
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grandparent paying $5,000 a month to live in an old folks home
grandchild who can't afford to buy a house
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Every hiring manager: “it’s impossible to hire well. All the applicants we get suck”
Prospective employees: “it’s impossible to get hired. I can never get a call back”
I think there’s something fundamentally broken about the current hiring process
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company hired a white developer a month ago
already solved a big problem that had been plaguing us for a while
i asked him how he was able to solve it so fast. "it was easy i dont know why noone was able to do it before"
do people just not do anything at work now?
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Alright you're up next. time to do your rap in front of these 30 people you just met 2 hours ago
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had to call in to a support line and got a white American man on the other end
solved my problems in minutes and had a pleasant conversation
everything could be so simple
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picture this if you will
a country of 1.4 billion people, and not a single attractive woman
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>wife says she wants to go for a walk
>ask her if it will be a Lindywalk or a Londywalk
>she doesn’t understand. I pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is Lindy and what is Londy
>she laughs and says “it will be nice walk hunny”
>go for a walk
>it’s Londy
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bezo's girlfriend looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in her shirt at the race. Very very disrespectful.
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You need to internalize that for perhaps the first time in history we live in an era where older generations have LESS wisdom
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"im going to have a baby"
"wow. that may affect work"
as long as most people are employed in big organizations like this, the fertility rate will remain low
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this meme does a great job of illustrating how woman are behind 80% of purchases
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i grew up in a city of 100k. no nightlife,only chain restaurants, no public gathering places
visiting the hometown of a european friend. has multiple nightclubs, bars, many different restaurants.lots of people out. full of life
he asks me how many people i think his town has...
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@aIIegoricaI
"not really doing anything"
this is one of the few things that actually matter in life
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im glad that cute girls have easy jobs
they shouldnt have to work hard
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what does it mean for a society when the smart young people dont see the point in building?
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friend: "you should read this book"
me: "who is the author"
friend: "it's this woman who..."
me: "no thanks"
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every brown person i've argued this with has responded "dont hate the player hate the game" as if scamming the system is the only logical thing to do
Every middle class leftwinger I meet thinks sicknote/benefit fraud culture is a myth.
Every black and brown working class or recent migrant I meet admits sicknote/benefit fraud culture is endemic and blames the system for allowing it, as it's only human nature to then exploit it
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@VeryParody
yes it 100% did happen
a middle aged woman there with me nearly had a nervous breakdown
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WFH is the single greatest increase to quality of life
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This is what I mean
It feels like the previously prestige’s jobs are selecting for midwits now
I wouldn't hire anyone smart. You want to hit that perfect crest on the IQ bell curve where someone is stupid enough to find fulfillment in "achieving core business competencies" but not bright enough to question what that actually means, or what anything means at all really.
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60 year old executive with 30 years of experience in his role
"we cant promote you to the executive level yet, you're only 35! you're much too young"
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A friend of mine got an email from his employer today saying:
“After our extended 4th of July Weekend we will be ending Work From Home. If this is a problem we suggest looking for new employment.”
How would you react to this email?
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these guys would have been working towards becoming partners at big firms in previous times
the potential payoff is no longer worth the years of effort
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the entire Indian MO is to collectively work together to get one of their own in to a position of power. the person then does everything they can to lower the gates and bring in as many of their people as possible
Two Indian-born congress members along with Republican
@RepMcCormick
introduce a bill that alters the U.S. immigration system to benefit Indian nationals on work visas. Once again, it’s that disastrous bill to remove country caps for employment-based Green Cards.
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I dont trust a skinny chef
but i do trust a mechanic with a shitty car, or a landscaper with a dumpy yard
this is an asymmetry
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"of course sleep counts as work. how else could i be prepared for my stressful and mentally demanding work"
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im completely sick of music
i don't want to hear it from your speaker
i don't want to hear it from your car
i don't want to hear it in the shop
i don't want to hear it at the office
i don't want to hear it on the trail
i don't want to hear it on the golf course
I want SILENCE
With summer winding down, I wanted to share some songs that I’ve been listening to lately – and it wouldn’t be my playlist if it didn’t include an eclectic mix. I hope you find something new to listen to!
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it's time to admit that you've been gaslit in to believing that jeans are comfortable
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sure he may be 6'5", 250 lbs, making $11 million/year, the best TE ever, dating the biggest star in the world, but at least i'm smarter than him
Charles Murray wrote a book called Real Education where he showed the kinds of questions people with average IQs get wrong. They’re shocking.
Better way to bring the point home is that Travis Kelce has a tested IQ of about 100 from Wonderlic.
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one time a VP flew in and called a big meeting and explain how our jobs were all on the line if we weren't able to hit a couple very aggressive metrics
after he left the room a woman walked in with a box of ice cream sandwiches and said "who wants a tasty treat?!?"
The reason this video bothers people so much is that alot of men in white collar work have to suffer through dreadful, stressful corporate jobs to make a living, which in turn subsidizes the non productive roles like whatever these women do.
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What are we doing?
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paris...rome...constantinople...tokyo
ahhh another quick and easy worldwide trip completed
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"you didn't get the project done on time"
"it doesnt matter"
"you aren't picking up my calls"
"it doesnt matter"
"why werent you on the zoom call?"
"it doesnt matter"
"why didnt you take responsibility for your mistake"
"it doesnt matter"
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dont ask yourself "what age do i want to have my first child at?"
instead ask yourself "at what age would I like to be when my last child becomes an adult"
i've brought these up in conversations before and there's a clear miscalculation between the two
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@NEETWorldOrder
Few realize that every time you drive a play Diddy Kong racing on an N64 emulator while working from home, your mind is literally performing calculus at a speed incomprehensible to even the most advanced computers, while simultaneously maximizing comfiness
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Ready for your meeting to establish your goals for the coming year?
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i'm confident i can predict someones socio-economic status based on the minority group they complain about
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i had a german friend recently tell me that most of their engineering universities are full of chinese now
when confronted with this people there say "i guess the chinese are just better/harder working than us"
as if germans suddenly forgot how to be engineers
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once you're done with all the self help BS, weened yourself off the drugs, you realize you just needed a Lindywalk the whole time
On what has become my daily ten mile walk on the frigid tundra (better known as Toronto) :)
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if youve ever caught an indian out on a lie youll see this exact reaction
"it's not my fault. I'm just doing what everyone else/my lawyer/the gov/the community/my boss told me to do. it's actually their fault you cant blame me"
zero sense of personal accountability
“My immigration lawyer told me to pay off the vendor that helps publish fake journal articles for people like me that want to cheat the system. Please blame them, not me.”
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reminder that bread is good, and that anti-carb people have been tricked by big chem
Lot of the pesticides/chemicals used in the U.S. are rightfully banned in Europe…
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@bubblerenjoyer
yes chick fil a does that but you arent a franhcisee. you are the general manager of the store
you make a good living but not what an owner makes
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some time in the last 15 years dentists have become complete scumbags
very clearly doing everything they can to charge as much as possible
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telling an uber to pick me up infront of my neighbors house to drive me to the airport so he breaks in to their house instead while I'm away
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i can reasonably tell if a woman will be attracted to me based on her own physical attributes
there's a clear pattern of woman with a certain look who are in to me
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hyper fixation on credentials and resumes almost always excludes the most capable people
@vergeoverride
His work history is also completely unremarkable:
> no name company
> no name company
> no name company
> no name company
> state school
You would just never know with these guys until you work with them.
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guys with secret families in other towns
you dont see that anymore
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"i see way more people here than i ever have in my hometown" i think, so surely it has more people
"200k people?" i guess
it had 30k
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F1 drivers, despite being short and skinny, look like strong athletes purely because they have thick necks
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this happens in 2 ways. both can be true but only 1 is needed
1. old families move out and are replaced by "new americans". they either dont celebrate, or bring their kids to other neighborhoods but dont give out candy themselves
2. young families are priced out of the area
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@Buttcoin4lyfie
you're capped. you're not working you way up to regional supervisor. and you're definitely not getting a franchise
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old guys with a mustache look normal
but a young guy with a mustache looks like he's trying to be "the guy that has a mustache"
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athletics is the only field where young people are allowed to excel.
in everything else young people are told to accept a bad deal in order to gain experience. The amount of experience you need to progress is constantly growing so you can never get ahead
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i know a guy who runs a big family farm.
he says without migrant labor they wouldn't be able to operate the farm.
he has house worth around $3 million. $200,000+ in trucks, a yacht, and any other toy you could imagine.
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so is there some explanation for why every big corporation has gotten so much worse recently? like disney has always been evil money grubbing cheapskates but they still recognized that they should put effort into their parks to develop a reputation for premier experiences
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