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@visualbasic97
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Joined May 2020
it took me like 2 years to move on from a girl i never even dated.
it took me a year to move on from a guy i dated for 22 days.
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19 year old male coworker asked for my phone number. he said so that we could communicate about work but instead he sent me one of those imessage beer pong games at 12am then he asked me the next day at work why i didn’t respond.
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my friend had a job interview but it turned out to be an elaborate parking scam. they make you park in a specific parking structure and charge you like $30 then give you a 10 minute bs interview lol.
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19 year old girl at work called me over and asked me if i had a facebook and i said "yeah i guess i have an account" then she turned to another girl and was like "see i told you" then they both started laughing.
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someone needs to knock this 13 year old down a peg or two
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telling the 19 year old at work about my life as a sort of cautionary tale to scare him straight.
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special needs guy at work got arrested for trying to meet up with a minor and i’m the only person at work who thinks he knew what he was doing. everyone else feels bad for him
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i got flustered and quickly added that i never even use it and that i only use twitter. in my desperate attempt to salvage the situation i said that i spend like 50 hours a week on twitter, she said "doing what" then i said "just chilling".
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this picture has unironically helped me through a lot of difficult times in my life
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i once ordered uber eats for a girl using the last $30 in my bank account. you guys have no idea what i would be willing to do for a chance at love.
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when there is nothing to riff off in the background of someone an e girl posted
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i had a map of skyrim poster on my wall when i was 17.
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im friends on facebook with this girl who took part in the brutal murder of some guy and this is the type of stuff she posted before she got arrested
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@fuccboihermit2 he drives a bmw and is passable as long as you don’t talk to him in depth.
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this video literally one-shotted me. i need to move on with my life. the side of twitter we all use to post on has been over and washed for some time now. i need to do something with my life. idk why this video specifically is what gave me this epiphany. im going to change.
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just spent $2,000 on flights and a hotel to fly across the country and meet a girl who cold dmed me on twitter from a private account with no followers
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a year ago i was 25 and had never had a job. now i have a minimum wage job, im at subway on my lunch break. they are playing the killers. it says in these movie writing books that every character has an arc. where’s my arc? this can’t be it
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autistic girl at work gave me a firm handshake and a candy bar for valentine’s day.
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twitter mutual told me that she lost her virginity this summer and I asked with who and she said that she "took a chance on one of her reply guys" she was literally deflowered by a dude from twitter. i’m sick to my stomach.
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talked on the phone for 3 hours with a girl last night. i thought my missed my chance to do stuff like this because i had no friends in high school. maybe millions mustn’t die
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my brother has a master’s degree and a full time job where he makes 90k per year but he still works once a week at the fast food place he’s worked at since high school. every time i ask him why he tells me a different excuse.
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lindy walk at the suicide vessel with groypette. you can really feel the pull of pavement
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there is a girl at work who has apparently asked out or tried to date every guy at work except for me, it’s beyond over.
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up until i was like 21 years old i unironically didn’t believe that casual sex was real. i thought it was just something that happened on tv shows.
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just spent $2,000 on flights and a hotel to fly across the country and meet a girl who cold dmed me on twitter from a private account with no followers
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i’ve never smoked weed and i probably never will. i have a feelings i would be the one in million case where it actives your dormant schizophrenia. seems like something that would happen to me.
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girl at work casually mentioned to me that she spent the night at her boyfriends house. is she trying to humiliate me sexually? why would she tell me this.
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it took me years to finally get a proper setup but video games aren’t even fun anymore
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i could probably be a very generous sugar daddy for a girl for a solid 2 months before i run out of money and kill myself.
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i don’t think this guys friend exists, i think he’s asking for himself
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my freshman year of college halfway through the semester when i knew i had failed my classes i completely shut down and started playing fallout 4 every waking minute i had. i would wake up and start playing and only stop at 1am when my eyes were bloodshot red, rinse and repeat.
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i work at a McDonalds and i see Paul Skallas come in everyday he orders a small black coffee then he uses the free wifi to apply to different welfare programs all day. i see him do this everyday he definitely doesn't have a job.
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most schizo shit i ever did was create private alt accounts and follow all the same accounts someone was following so i could get into their mindset. view the timeline as they saw it.
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when i was a senior in high school lil pump was on top of the world. gucci gang was everywhere. he was unstoppable. now hes literally a punching bag for jake paul.
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gave a girl at work a ride home and the moment we get into the car she goes into confession mode and tells me she over drafted her bank account by $300 buying scratchers. i didn’t ask, idk why she told me.
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i’m currently living in a giant empty house in los angeles by myself, i’ve done nothing to earn this. i don’t pay any rent. ever since moving in here i feel a lot more neurotic. all i do is watch one piece on a 52 inch tv that i didn’t buy from a netflix account they isn’t mine.
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she has marked my steak bowl as chicken the last 3 times i’ve come in while she was working without me even asking. is she bad at her job or does she love me.
my shame is completely gone. at chipotle just now the cashier asked me if my bowl was steak or chicken and i said steak then i said “you know what just give me the chicken price” and they actually did it. you can literally just ask for things and sometimes you get it.
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@shoe0nhead A few seconds later he says it was a big improvement from before lol wtf was it like before then.
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i’ve never smoked weed before mostly because i’m waiting for a cute girl to offer it to me instead of my loser friend who thinks he’s a stand up comedian.
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when i was in high school i heard a g-eazy song where he introed the song with that “do not go gentle into that good night” quote and for the longest time i thought he came up with it. whenever someone would bring that quote up i just assumed they were g-eazy fans.
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my sister graduated today. that means i’m the only member of my family to not have a college degree
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telling my parents who think i’m retarded bc i dropped out of college & didn’t leave my room for 3 years that not only am i finally leaving my room but im going to nyc to meet with people off the internet. how do you think they will take it.
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i would literally give anything to have a girlfriend except learn how to talk to people and make small talk and overall become more personable and approachable.
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i have one irl friend left. i haven’t texted him first in years. i constantly ignore him for weeks or months at a time. i cancel plans at the last minute yet he keeps coming back. if he ever leaves i would be so depressed.
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i’ve unironically had the 500 days of summer “i love the smiths” conversation with every girl i’ve ever tried to pursue romantically.
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not to sound like a teenager smoking weed for the first time but every time i think about what existence is and why we are here i get scared. like genuinely what the fuck are we doing here. why does anything exist.
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when i play chess online i have to fight for my life just to keep my 500 rating but i played my coworker who doesn't know anything about chess and i fucking smoked him using the scholar's mate and now he thinks im magnus carlson.
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i may just be a grocery store cart pusher right now but i have big plans
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there was a youtuber who killed himself in 2019 in his last video which was filmed while he was walking to the bridge he would jump from he said “i won’t get to see how attack on titan ends” that’s crazy i still think about that often.
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i’m so painfully lonely but the thought of going out or becoming close with someone makes me want to vomit.
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i use to volunteer with homeless people here in los angeles and one time this homeless teenager who was living in his car and working at mcdonald's told me he was going to a g-eazy concert, mf was homeless and he blew his whole paycheck on g-eazy tickets.
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most autistic shit i’ve been doing lately is reading a book and listening to the audiobook simultaneously. it’s like i’m reading the book, following along with the narrator but it requires no brain power on my part. it’s like i’m in second grade and my teacher is reading to me.
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i lost $12,000 on doge coin this summer and it’s probably only like the 7th most retarded thing to happen to me this summer.
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i’m flushing all my wellbutrin down the toilet. i can’t be taking the same pills as the “Ethical Coomer”
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they had me training a new hire and he starts telling me he has anxiety and is nervous about talking to customers and i’m like omg he’s just like me we’re kindred spirits then he brings up his girlfriend…. fucking fakecel you’re nothing to me now. we are nothing alike.
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@legosexvideos the old excuse was that he was trying to land a job at corporate because they only hire from within the company but lately he’s started saying all the money he makes from working there goes to his 401k and he’s taking advantage of some tax loophole or something.
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when i was a little kid my hobby was to set controlled fires in my backyard. i would dig up all the grass in the area and have a hose on standby in case anything went wrong. something beautiful abt the way fire consumes anything you throw in it. when my mom found out she beat me.
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my first job was probably when a camgirl gave me her snapchat login information and had me interacting with customers on her behalf pretending to be her. i don’t know if it counts though because i wasn’t being paid.
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working a 4 hour shift at my minimum wage job then buying a $20 burrito from chipotle.
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when i was a lowbie something like this would have been enough to send me into anaphylactic shock, now it’s just another day of posting
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coworkers are having 6am car sex while i’m running the front end by myself
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im paranoid that people at work think im special needs mostly because of retarded things ive said and done so you can imagine my relief when a coworker asked me if i was going to be hitting up the bars this weekend. that's not something you would ask a special needs person.
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i’m 25 and my parents have never even once floated the idea that i should move out. not sure if it’s because they don’t believe i’m capable or because they love me.
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my most retarded belief is that deep down i still believe im special contrary to the mountain of evidence and real world experiences that say otherwise.
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i think it’s probably a good thing i didn’t experience teenage love. it allowed me to focus more time on playing skyrim.
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i’m 26 and i’m still holding out hope that eventually a girl will ask me out so that i don’t have to risk rejection. i’m starting to get a little nervous.
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my shame is completely gone. at chipotle just now the cashier asked me if my bowl was steak or chicken and i said steak then i said “you know what just give me the chicken price” and they actually did it. you can literally just ask for things and sometimes you get it.
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they have me training the new guy at work. i’ve never had this type of power before. i tell him what to do and he does it. i could get use to this.
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