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Having a gf is crazy bc you could watch your whole business burn to the ground, have no idea how you’re going to pay your employees, keep the lights on, or make rent that month.
Then, with a straight face, have to go to a pumpkin patch 2 hours later and comfort her for feeling
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"oMg tHeN wHy ArE YoU dAtInG hEr !1?!1!?1!?!!?!!?! :("
these types of women are the sweetest most caring people you'll ever meet.
I may not like the pumpkin patch but I'll shut my mouth and go every single time.
you wide back sexy red wanna be's can have fun dying alone.
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@stackingcad
"I sent you so many TikTok's today did you see them?"
*haven't looked up from my laptop in the past 16 hours*
"yes baby they were so funny"
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whole lotta women mad at this post,
not a lot of rings on fingers.
Lesson in there.
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@Millennial_MILF
thank you for your valuable insight only fans entrepreneur "millennial milf".
I'm sure your love life is going fantastic.
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Toxic relationships are only fun if you have nothing else going on in your life.
Any man who seeks out unstable women is unhealthy and coping for a lack of purpose by self sabotaging and manufacturing problems.
Your woman should be your peace/escape from your chaotic world.
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@TheZZielinski
@VipperOfVips
precisely, figure that shit out on your own. No point in ruining her day.
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I got 40-year-old single moms selling videos of their holes for $9.99 / month in my dms telling me how to maintain a relationship.
crazy world.
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Trust in the Lord with all your heart
and lean not on your own understanding.
in all your ways submit to him,
and he will make your paths straight.
Do not be wise in your own eyes;
fear the Lord and shun evil.
This will bring health to your body
and nourishment to your
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Never paid a parking ticket
Not a dime, a dollar, a shilling.
Nothing.
“But they’ll give you late fees!”
How can I have a late fee for a ticket I never intended to pay?
“They’ll put a lien on your home.”
I rent.
“They’ll stop you from renewing your registration!”
I’ll
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despite what they say, 95% of girls aged 18-25 are unbelievably replaceable. Most look the same, dress the same, talk the same, text the same, work the same jobs, watch the same shows.
"but.. but.. you'll never find another me!"
I find a dozen of you at any given college bar
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they need to give out ozempic in the deep south like they give out narcan in Portland.
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Worry is a sin.
You have to have a massive amount of pride and arrogance to assume that you can predict the outcome of a situation better than God can.
Control what you can and let God handle what you can't.
Simple
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"10 rules about women"
"How to get her to like you"
"How to attract women"
Bro.
Girls that actually want you will ALWAYS let it be known. there is no "game" ab it.
If you have to play a character or sit and wonder if she's playing hard to get,
I promise she just doesn't
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@phys_guru
semi satire, obviously exaggerated circumstances but the basic principle holds true.
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Seeing my father bust his ass almost every day for 23 years just to get a tacky $20 gift basket and a congrats email when he retired really radicalized me.
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politics aside, why is Joe Biden doing this to himself lmao? Dude should be at a national park campground in a Winnebago enjoying his last years of life but instead is trying to run a country.
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watching streamers is such a wild concept. why are you sitting in your room for hours watching another person sit in their room for hours.
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imagine achieving a top 1% income level at a young age.
Something most men only dream about.
And you decide, that the best thing to do is..
bottle service every night?
“wooo !!! I paid $3k to see fake blonde bimbos wave sparklers around for the 8th time this month!!”
??
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lotta dudes preach avoiding women until you have your finances in order, which I agree with, but on the other hand I'm never more motivated to make money than when I have a 10/10 gf.
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Life is actually very forgiving to risk takers; you can neglect a majority of your responsibilities for weeks-months and then fix everything all at once in a manic fit once you have the resources to do so.
You're not going be living under a bridge because you went all in on
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If you’re fat you lose all credibility.
doesnt matter if you have a bank loaded with cash, cool cars, nice watches etc.
could be giving me the method step by step.
don’t care, not listening.
if you really do work that hard then you can lose some weight fat ass nigga.
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have been preaching this, bimbos are fun for 3-6 months tops, any longer than that and you're going to start feeling more alone than if you were single.
If you’re a smart guy you sadly have no other choice than to find a smart woman or you will just go clinically insane
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Sade's greatest hits playlist, 3 black coffees, 6mg zyn, laptop, room at 68 degrees, hoodie.
unfathomable levels of dialed in.
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woke up at 3am still half asleep, reached over to my bedside table expecting a crisp drink of water.
but instead, I grabbed the warm 8 hour old can of miller lite.
Immediately triggered my fight or flight response.
whole day is fucking ruined and I haven't even woke up yet.
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door to door sales is goated for reason this alone.
very easy to hang up a phone and dial again after hearing “no”
but knocking on the next door after the neighbor just slammed it in your face? brutal
Every young man out of high school should go through a period where they have to cold call 100+ times per day
Can condense million years of life wisdom into 6 months
Social skills, resilience, opportunity recognition etc
Only true right of passage we have left
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Money motivation instagram accounts:
Wake up 5am sharp
Run 7 miles
Eat strict diet
No alcohol no drugs
Grind 16 hours straight
The richest dude I know :
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sometimes I think the universe can sense when you're going through it, and it'll send you signs to keep pushing.
just when I needed it the most, a large soulful black woman called me handsome in Publix. the whole interaction felt orchestrated by God.
we're so back.
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Sometimes I wish the community notes would shut the fuck up.
maybe I enjoy being psyoped by echo chambers into extremist thinking?
Ever think of that??
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As a man you only get one canon event breakup. Every break up after that is a just a small blip on the radar.
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I don’t think you understand, you NEED to be dad lore maxing
you’ve never got in a street fight?
never backpack traveled with no money?
no overnight in jail?
never been stranded at sea?
no police chase?
no near death vehicle accidents?
no encounters with wild
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Coming to terms with the real reason I wasn’t successful in business before is because I didn’t want it as bad as I thought I did.
Tough pill to swallow.
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I think one of the biggest differences between growing up rich vs growing up poor is that if you grew up poor you don't really get the luxury of fucking up.
relatively simply mistakes in your adolescent years can follow you far into adult hood without family help to mitigate
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years of dating and research into female nature can be boiled down into this one piece of advice.
If she says “omg yayyy”
keep her around
forget everything else.
This is by far the most important metric.
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wake up 5:30am
turbo wank
check twitter, 3 likes
make new ad creatives (.63 roas)
go to coffee shop to take pic of laptop and cigar.
gym (didn't workout just took pics)
8 hours racist on the internet
Tate compilation 3 hours
turbo wank
gn
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Y’all ever think about how easy life would be if you were a fat retard?
prepare all year to sit on couch and watch sports ball
yell furiously at tv when 21 year old sports ball player makes mistake
have a loving but equally fat and retarded wife you refer to as “my bitch wife”
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I am not a fan of scamming but some of you mf’s deserve to be scammed.
You are a broke bald violently overweight 46 year old.
why did you think that a 22 year old 10/10 you met on tinder was trying to meet up with you ???
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It's crazy that you can solve basically every issue in your life by either not being lazy or not being a pussy.
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@lolitadiariess
I completely agree, a lot of guys won't be able to wrap their head around this because they associate women that aren't submissive as a "bitch" or "hard to deal with" (and for the most part they are correct) but instantly submissive girls are a red flag.
A challenge doesn't have
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Pattern recognition being one of the main segments of IQ test is really funny and no one is talking about it.
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Real men don't have savings accounts, they just buy cool vehicles and sell them on Facebook marketplace when they need money.
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Guy who reads 48 laws of power just to get manipulated by a 19 year old e-girl
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How lucky are we that the laws of aerodynamics force us to engineer beautiful vehicles in the pursuit of speed.
Every line, curve, and scoop is carefully tested and engineered for peak performance but by chance creates stunning works of art.
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“Buddy” said by anyone except an older southern man is so provocative.
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“why doesn’t Florida build any housing here”
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I'm 100% for free speech but I don't think you should be able to do it anonymously.
if you're deliberately posting controversial takes while hiding behind an alias ur a pussy. idc
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Apple is so crazy, why did you make me a slide show of my ex gf and my dead dog?
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the pursuing stoicism trend is really dumb and gay.
If you're actively seeking it, then it's inauthentic and you're larping as someone you're not.
you only truly become "stoic" when you've experienced so much of life's ups and downs that you become jaded.
and the only way to
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I hate when fat people do fat shit. Why are you breathing so heavy? Why are you waddling? Why are you sweating while eating?
Repulsive. Kill yourself.
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there are broke musty 5’4 Indian men cold approaching 10/10 women daily.
0.0001% success rate
(maybe)
and you’re scared to COLD CALL?!
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why is there such a massive gap between guys on money twitter and guys that have actual hobbies.
"Hey guys! here's a picture of my VERY expensive dinner bill! please validate me in the comments below! <3 :) "
buy a dirt bike nigga
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Downgrading lifestyle is near impossible,
if you have felt what it’s like to be debt free with ample cash in the bank you’ll never want to go back to paycheck to paycheck.
If you dated a 10/10 you’ll never settle for an average woman.
If you felt what’s it’s like to make
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Doubting if pursuing business was the right decision? just have a conversation your average 21–29 year old man.
99.9% are stuck in the "Saturdays are for the boys" phase. Never grew up, zero lore, no character development or self-awareness.
Just work, drink beer, cheer for
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just test one more product bro this one will hit I promise. you surely wont regret just testing one more product.
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@AustinHanio
Found a similar listing with a wicker shelf, guy was selling for $50 tons of positive reviews but I couldn’t find it ANYWHERE for less than $175. Would love to know how that works lmao
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No, YungJuggBoyFinesser02🩸🐍🌴
I will not be meeting up with you to sell my dirt bike on marketplace.
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I’m either going to make a hundred thousands million billion dollars or become a nomadic surf instructor.
I refuse to live any life in between
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Actually based
Husbant I max out cwedit cah and flee to chyna now we rich
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Maintenance is 100x more important than mileage
What’s your unpopular car opinion that has you like this
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The right has been so psyoped into believing everything is fake and gay that they forget to use basic logic
Question everything! And if someone tells you not to question it; then question it even more!
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Florida keys old man is absolute peak human form.
Don’t let anyone tell you it’s not.
What’s my “retirement plan” ? brother i’m gonna be barbacking in Key West and living in a shack with 4 other dudes
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Getting dressed up to sit down and work at your desk is one of the strangest productivity hacks I’ve ever tried that really works
I will have that shit ALL the way on to sit at my desk and see no one all day.
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girls will be so fine then BOOM here she go playing some dumb ass shit like G-Eazy
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girls will say shit like this then turn around and call a guy controlling/insecure because we don’t want our girlfriends dressed half naked around a bunch of horny drunk guys lol
Not all men but a husband drugged & raped his wife for a decade. Not all men but 100 local men. Not all men but her neighbour, a nurse, police officer, and councillor. Not all men but thousands of men saw a post to rape her, not one man reported it. Stop telling us not all men.
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the 2-5am tweet time is great,
just firing off absolute bull shit into the ether
no likes
no repost
Preaching my nonsense to the void like God intended
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Can’t believe this guy makes more money than 99.9999% of the population
Unreal world we live in
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