Peter Nordberg
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Experienced M&A attorney helping buyers and sellers of small to medium sized businesses close deals for a flat fee. Owner, Rolling Suds of Raleigh-Durham.
Durham, NC
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@egeofanatolia
I wasn’t 100% sure what this thing the kids are calling “the rizz” is until I saw this clip
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@clhubes
“As long as it doesn’t come across creepy”
Narrator: it did, in fact, always come across creepy
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@dieworkwear
Am I the only one who thinks the “friend” is Derek?
Funding a tailoring shop with his money from Twitter, wearing his little outfits, tweeting bangers in between eliminating collar gaps and railing against slim cut pants to each person scurrying past the shop
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@thegoblinfury
This is how the Starbucks labor dispute is going to get settled.
“The doors to the bathrooms! Put locks on them!!”
“YESSSS”
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@saucherie
Riiiiight. And...he is successful in convincing women that he is, in fact, 5" shorter than he is?
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@MuseZack
I don’t understand why JT was even driving. His net worth is in the hundreds of millions; he can’t afford a town car?
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@cyclesixmile
If a Subaru could hold a pen that’s exactly what its handwriting would look like though so you can’t be sure
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@mrbenwexler
He’s tremendous, really tremendous. Other debaters come to him, tears in their eyes, the biggest tears you’ve ever seen, and ask him, Mr Trump, how do you do it? And he says to them, are you sick of winning yet? You will be.
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@BeardedGenius
Let's be real, though. Is he annoying? Yes. But does he completely lack talent? Also yes.
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Things about transactional legal practice I believe really strongly:
1. A lawyer's job is NOT to eliminate all risk. It's to help clients arrive at a particular, informed risk-adjusted outcome.
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@vanillaopinions
It coincides with cars becoming enormous, incredibly heavy, and much less fun to drive
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@equine__dentist
I don’t know how much of his comedy is intentional or even replicable outside this context.
Like, it’s the absurdity of him being a former (and probably future) president behaving the way he does that bumps him from funny to hilarious
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@yeetgenstein
AI art is uniformly off-putting for me. There's just something distasteful about it. I'm sure that will decrease with time...
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@typjohns
Good on him. I couldn't unclog toilets every day, which I guess is why he makes the big bucks.
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@RobertMSterling
The real rainmakers at Wachtell, Kirkland, Skadden, etc, are the equivalent of NBA all stars. They’re genuinely brilliant and as hard working as star athletes. They’re actually under paid, seen in that light, which is why it’s a terrible gig.
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@amyy_claire
Is this one of those things where you’re supposed to cross your eyes and deep focus and then a 3D Son of God appears?
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@trentjhughes
I drive a BMW, and we do something like this. When we're in front of another bimmer we don't signal our turns. It gets a little confusing because we don't signal our turns any other time, either, but it's the thought that counts.
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@sablaah
Do alley cats have poor morals? I mean are they famous for cheating on the other alley cats? Failing to pay their taxes? Like where did this even come from?
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@pestctrlguy
A sophisticated buyer will catch on and it will get adjusted out of the purchase price through the net working capital mechanism.
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@thechosenberg
1.8k bookmarks??!! Are people hoping to refer to this in the future in case their friend is in the process of killing themselves and they’ve forgotten that one hilarious thing they read about once in this situation??
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@buccocapital
I feel like this is true of doctors but not necessarily lawyers so much. The income distribution curve for lawyers is very uneven / unequal - lots of lawyers wind up with huge law school debt and a much lower income than you'd expect.
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@justfordave
And if there’s one thing we’ve learned the last ~8 years, it’s that the most Veep outcome is also the most probable
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@dieworkwear
I'd look like a total tool wearing that jacket into Harris Teeter, but goddammit do I want it anyway
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Meanwhile everyone in SF wakes up every day and tries to convince themselves that their city is NYC lite.
Y’all, you’re not the diet version of NYC. You’re the extra calorie version of Seattle.
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"Hello rival dudes, have you tried baking your testicles in an infrared light grill and then plunging your body into freezing water?"
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My sales person just sold a $21k power washing job for September.
She formed a relationship with a regional manager of an apartment management group through cold outreach.
The manager has no idea who I am. I’ve never visited the apartment complex. I won’t be on site for the
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Man she totally forgot about George Washington, well known American president during the latter part of the Cold War
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They don't teach you in law school that statutes only apply to corporations because that is not even remotely accurate...wtaf
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Like with real roulette, I’d be scared of the downside case. 1 out of 6 times you wind up dead / in Orlando.
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Very interesting! Thanks for sharing.
Re: the settlement, there’s no way of telling who won from the fact that they’re still using the trademark. Part of the settlement could be licensing the mark, and they could have paid extra for that.
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@typjohns
Hard to turn down that kind of money!
I'd try to scale it and get out of the day-to-day shit. Literally.
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You’re not necessarily inconveniencing anyone parking in those spots, but the attitude of superiority inherent in such casual indifference to the rules suggests that yes, YTA. You’re not parking in a handicap spot or anything, more like going 15 over in the right hand lane.
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Great weekend in NYC with TRIBE. Thanks to
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@pxue
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“Hello I’m Pestero the Middle Aged. I make cheese on top of nachos melt really really fast.”
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@that_carpenter
The first time I looked I hated it. Then I loved it. Then I hated myself for loving it.
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@SteveWiesnerSMB
Generally speaking, that’s probably right. W2 jobs at that level can be very stressful and volatile in their own right, though - the CEO can wake up and decide they don’t like you anymore.
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@pestctrlguy
Nope. The adjustment typically has a true up post close once the numbers can be verified.
You’ve only committed fraud if you lie about this and the buyer is damaged, which only happens if they’re unsophisticated and poorly represented. Not advisable.
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@currentlyrestin
To be fair, I'm not sure we should be reading, much less taking, the marital advice of someone calling themselves "Patriarchy Hannah"
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@buccocapital
It has to be engagement bait. Even sober people can't possibly think drinking is about "roi."
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2. The most effective lawyers aren't necessarily the best at the technicalities of their area of practice. The most effective lawyers are at least very good technically, but they are excellent at communicating clearly with their clients.
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Just spoke with a broker who said that attorneys have told him in the past that they view flat fees as unethical because they remove a lawyer’s incentive to be diligent.
To which I said: lawyers have an ethical duty to be diligent regardless of what they’re paid.
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Therefore, unless a transaction involves fraud or ethical misconduct, a lawyer should NEVER "try to kill a deal." A lawyer can inform a client about the risks inherent in a deal, but ultimately the client makes the decision about what risk to accept.
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My 9 year old says I have zero rizz, and also have a skibidi gyatt.
I know she's being mean, but I can't tell how mean. Do I ground her? Ask her to stop? Tell her she's no rizzler herself?
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Top five things I’ve learned in the first four and a half months of running my own power washing business:
🫧 This business is seasonal af. We took it on the chin in July - $8k of sales. Absolutely brutal, but I’m confident we’ll do better next year as our local presence / SEO
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@irentdumpsters
Everyone seems to have the same, correct advice. I’d be curious to see what happens if one of them buys out the other but they both pursue the same business going forward, given their philosophical differences.
The market will tell them pretty soon whose way is correct.
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