why would you pay $2000 dollars a month in rent when you could simply live with your parents and the only cost to you would be Daily Emotional Warfare?
gonna tell on myself a little here:
it’s funny when people act like a bottle of wine is a lot to drink. it’s like four glasses of wine. what are you? a french child? grow up
Kamala Harris: "I Love Gen Z ... if someone is 18 years old today, they were born in 2005! Oh yeah, check that out. Think about that for a minute! Ha ha ha ha."
everyone should be on a little bit of mushrooms or a couple drinks deep at all times. feels like humanity figured this out ages ago and then nerds were like “no, we must trade stocks”
this pregnant lady got her shirt off in the club pouring shots of breast milk. a man who we later learned is the father had to crawl to his car bc he was too drunk to walk. she said she hopes he dies because he wants to name the kid Dakota & she already has two sons named Dakota
growing your hair out is the strongest thing you can do as a man. this is why so many pro wrestlers have long hair. people often forget this. it’s literally in the bible. it’s about self-discipline. you have to talk yourself out of getting a haircut dozens of times
Florence Pugh literally wrapped production on Midsommar, was on the Little Women set the very next day playing the polar opposite of her character in Midsommar and still turned in two of the best performances of the year. No one is doing it like her.
5mg? is this a prescription for a Jack Russel Terrier? give this to a Victorian child and they’d laugh in your face while knocking back a glass of whiskey mixed with milk and laudnum
lot of people lauding this guy for recycling. and ok sure but i would counter: surely his regular routine produces, really, any other kind of recyclable container for his water