Nooruddean
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Joined August 2010
Scary as fuck weather report. First it's like, ah smart use of green screen, then it's like holy fucking shit.
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Actually in awe of how grim this is. Fucking outstanding
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Pissing myself at gorillas making a run for it in the rain. Especially the š¬ expressions
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I could tell you this is baby talk in a Scouse accent and it still wonāt prepare you for it
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Just when you think it can't get any better, it does š
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You could tell me Morata is 27 and Iād believe you. You could tell me heās 37 and Iād believe you too. You could tell me heās currently playing for Juve, Atletico, Al Hilal or Napoli and Iād say sure. You could tell me his first tournament was the 2002 World Cup & Iād say I know.
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Of all the disturbing and graphic images Iāve seen of the murderous siege on Gaza, this is one of the most upsetting and heartbreaking. Itās unimaginable. Donāt let anyone dehumanise them. Their lives are equal to yours. Their grief is equal to yours. This could all be stopped.
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Itās like one dress is trying to illegally occupy another dress.
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This 18 seconds is probably the best single piece of advice Iāve heard about the #coronavirus
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Fact weāre in the āTwentiesā sounds so weird. Itās so synonymous with the 1920s. Sounds like a bygone era when women were still fighting for their rights, the upper classes were living a life of hedonism whilst people starved & the world was on the verge of financial ruin and war.
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HAHAHAHAHA!!. Look at the tentative way he begs for her hand with his little pinky. She legit HATES him.
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Everyone thinks capybaras are cute and harmless but watch this and wait for the moment it attacks her
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The Italian restaurant staff watching you cutting your spaghetti
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When your mum makes you come down to say hello to visitors
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This is the problem with the social media age. There was a time when we all identified with our own subculture. You were a punk or goth or whatever. Now a trend goes viral & suddenly a hip little underground brand like adidas that no one had heard of before 2023 goes mainstream.
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I know people can become desensitised to the most heinous of daily war crimes during a real-time genocide, but properly consider this sentence. A sniper. A sniper. Targeting a 13 year old girl through the crosshairs and pulling the trigger.
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Hilarious how there's people out there with a massive hard-on for a war they're too young to remember, and fetishise wartime struggle, and yet when, for the first time in their lives, they're asked to make a tiny sacrifice like wearing a mask in shops they cry like fucking babies.
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MIGRANTS WILL BE TURNED BACK TO FRANCE!. meanwhile well done our Emma, who was born in Canada to a Romanian father and a Chinese mother and moved to London as a two-year-old.
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Great answer. The question - I think from Nick Robinson - suggested haggling over Ā£5m was āshowboatingā over a ārelatively small amount of moneyā. This is what Burnham said:
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Sensational change of aura from Amadou Onana here. He went from BBC Four to ITV2 in an instant.
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Sky News just challenged the public to overthrow the monarchy
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Eurovision is moved to 2021. This yearās contestants are welcome to reapply, but rules stipulate they canāt use this yearās songs, so this magnificent Iceland effort is the great lost winner
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Lol the fake stories Coleen planted to entrap Vardy. Love Coleen. Absolute legend of the game
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Please arrest Jimmy Fallon too. I don't care for what. Just lock him up.
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Not a pen for me. The rules clearly state if you walk around on all fours like a dog, your arms become legs.
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A reminder that Alan Sugar tweeted this about the Senegal national team and still has his daft show
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Lol at Maradona and his girlfriend looking like Gloria and Manny from Modern Family
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No way is this real. Souness talking about the cat like it had a goal disallowed
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The word āshithouseryā somehow doesnāt do this justice. Itās exquisite. Top class villainy.
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Fuck her tears. I have zero sympathy. I do have sympathy for elderly members of the Windrush generation told to leave the country, Grenfell survivors who still don't have adequate housing or justice, 4.1m kids living in poverty, and 100,000s more people forced to use food banks.
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It's fucking heartbreaking that there's working-class lads out there, struggling to make ends meet, who'll defend this man to the hilt.
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Donald Trump is actually trying to take credit for the word 'fake'
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Blimey. I didn't realise Pakistan vs Zimbabwe was a grudge match and for good reason
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Seamus Coleman looks like the walking embodiment of āthe gameās goneā
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Not even hiring a Michael Jackson impersonator is going to distract from the shite he's coming out with
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In all of the best of 2019 and greatest moments of the decade lists, this has been criminally overlooked. What a legend
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Look at the amount of air Swifty gets with that first leap. Unreal
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Daniel Radcliffe looks like heās just won his clubās first Serie A title in 20 years and thrown his kit to the ultras section
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I dunno why I find Roy Hodgson doing his best to take the knee in a cramped space so wholesome
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Youāre an embarrassment and the worst kind of Muslim. In the month of Ramadan, worry about yourself and let a man who has actually been a really positive role model for Muslims around the world live his life. Frankly itās weird youāre thinking this about someone elseās daughter.
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Greg Wallace, aggressively pushing out farts in various poses, whilst maintaining eye contact.
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Modric looks like your gobby neighbour Pamela whoās the cock of the avenue cos of her three big sons
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Tell you whatās more distracting than mobile phones in the classroom - hunger.
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This is utter bullshit from the Telegraph. A pathetic attempt to create friction from a unifying event. Theyāre baiting the kind of sad bigots who thinks Muslims want to ban Xmas or change the name of Easter eggs. No one was forced to walk away. Thereās no issue, you snide fucks.
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We can take the piss out of America all we like, but weāre the ones who pay for this lot to live a life of luxury due to some weird reasoning that theyāre somehow the best family in the land and deserve our money more than we do.
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Your boss wanting to chat about the footie with you this morning
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This is the moment of the whole tournament for me. A goal awarded in a World Cup Final due to the size of a man's arse
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Me when someone sits next to me on the tram and thereās other seats available
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A chilling vision of what Britain would be like without immigrants.
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This should be the end of his leadership campaign. I canāt believe he said it out loud in the age of smartphones
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