Watching Brian and Maggie. I'd completely forgotten that Little & Large were in the Cabinet in 1981.

@Graham_Lister He couldn't drive anything else, could he?

Breaking news

I've just consulted an eminent lawyer. I'd give that five minutes if I were you.

@BBCSteveR This is utterly glorious.

Ridiculous result. Absolutely bonkers. Long live football.

@riffraffhands @rcuffy @Lanaqu28 @aclockworkmonk I bet the guy behind it all had something to do with Autoboo.

@Morris_Oxford Money?

@riffraffhands @Lanaqu28 @aclockworkmonk I dunno mate, if anything this feels like *more* admin.

@untypicalboro There's at least a week's worth of copy regarding the time he discovered the real highest attendance at Ayresome Park.

@DaveWimblePhoto @rcuffy I've got all my screenshots safely stashed away with my lawyer.

@rcuffy I just don't get how he thinks that's a suitable excuse.

@riffraffhands Tremendous work. I wish you'd invented this before my 50th.

@riffraffhands 4

Jane thinks Dressed Crab is Cole Porter. 😬 #maskedsinger

@supergutman I mean, we all say things on WhatsApp but fucking hell.

@GavinCurnow A monumental arsehole.