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Say hello to Jasper, an alien fish/dog hybrid based on an adoptable by
@KyeTheHusky
and drawn by
@IttyBittyGrem
!!!
He’s my first new fursona in 13 years, ever since making Fritz in 2011. Aside from some re-colors I’ve always had the same original one, so Jasper is my new main!
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@ElCocinero386
@TheOtherRenard
So when he finds some chinese place that looks like a closet attached to a mechanic shop and we go in and all the food signs are faded out after 20 years and the owners kid is running around he knows the food is gonna be amazing and he hasn't been wrong yet
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@ElCocinero386
@TheOtherRenard
Former roommate of mine had a scientific equation about how he knew it a place was gonna be good. It was something like the Slap-ness factor of the food (sLP) is directly proportionate to how hard the building is to find (vIS) multiplied by how shitty it looks (cLN)
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@50FirstTates
I ate literal shit and it came out in the form of a fully intact corn on the cob. They’re definitely hiding something
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@datbx_
I bought a bottle from Walmart when it was $7 and I ate half of it with nuggets while completely stoned and loved it and then had more the next day sober and thought it tasted like shit
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@Neon_woof
@_absolutevirtue
Violent J getting a fursuit to hang out with his daughter at cons is still one of the most wholesome fuckin things ever
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@turnandstomp
A furry also invented the green light heartbeat sensor in every modern smartwatch
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@kisstheblade_
This isn’t a pothole it’s just a regular hole why are you driving off the road that much
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@Spamsum
@Jamvaan
@ElCocinero386
@TheOtherRenard
It was like a whole ass entre, any of them, a huge side of pork fried rice, egg drop soup and a drink all for $6.50
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@Spamsum
@Jamvaan
@ElCocinero386
@TheOtherRenard
There's a family owned place near my old house that was totally clean inside but otherwise met the mark, hard to see, faded signs.
They had this busted ass lunch special. I literally felt like I was stealing from them it was so cheap
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@bobby
I had them growing up. Yellow chip. Doritos shape. Yellow bag. No seasoning but salt. Think on the border chips, shaped like Doritos.
Plain.
Doritos.
No added /custom flavoring.
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@joshshope
@elle91
@0junomacguff0
The fact that a fruit juice that thinks your mouth is steak is real will never not be funny to me
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@SO0u0o
sanity aside I... have to respect the aggressive and confident directness. That's up there with the "come fuck me yourself, you coward" in terms of sheer power
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@ronnui_
This is like the guy who rehydrated powdered milk with milk to have more milk per milk
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@EctoDrool
hit Jasper with the drip I love the rain so you know I had to nab the rainy day YCH! Thanks again!
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@TheSulkyFireman
@DanaYBanks1
@MichNasty86
@Goocheroo
@DragonflyJonez
@primediscussion
I believe this is the channel they're referring to, but there are undoubtedly others
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@VegasBabyKJ
@CultureCrave
@THR
My dumb ass spent a solid 8 seconds staring at this wondering what looked off about it
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@ritasnep
I followed chiitan far before they started promoting on twitter they’re awesome, I’d much rather see that than a bunch of crypto and sex ads
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@elle91
@0junomacguff0
Well if you don’t core it right it can regardless of allergy. the center contains bromelain which is an enzyme that will literally digest your mouth which is why pineapple gets cut into rings and not slices
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@h0mErth0mps0n
@thunderxstorm07
@NoContextBrits
If I recall they literally all agreed to cease their bloodline or something because of how horrific their grandfathers actions were
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@bonerhitler
This reminds me of the first time i played morrowind and was swimming and turned around and saw a Dreugh for the first time
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@1426grain
@crackcobain__
Bro has the most moisturized lips in the world apparently, tf you mean peel what
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@5sose31d
@PhotonicDog
Hey Joe
"Yeah Barack?"
First one to the end of the hallway is gay
"You're on"
*Barack already has a head start*
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@kinematografi
@douzmanian
@CarlBeijer
there is literally no reason not to:
-We can
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-Allows someone else to use the actual bathroom if two people have to go
Biggest reason: drunk and also probably already outside
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@NicWektar
@tyler02020202
Then buddy lemme tell you you'll love the taste of a well seasoned freshly washed cock
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@sasha_on_mute
@cleoinspace
Yeah this is like a loose guideline at best. I believe .gov are illegal to buy freely, but any others can be.
If I chose to, right now, I could go spend $10 and buy a .org domain and set up a homepage that does nothing but funnel “donations” into my PayPal. Takes maybe 30 min.
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It is sadly not snowing yet but I still have this piece from
@ErixaluArt
That I have up every year
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The year is 2069, I was 3 hours late for work because the password reset to unlock my smart pants was being sent to my spam folder
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The year is 2069, I was 3 hours late for work because the password reset to unlock my smart pants was being sent to my spam folder
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@arianadotgov
Oh dude in the video where they address is everyone was upset but Eugene was -SEETHING-. Like visibly about to reach through the camera
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@marieannfred1
@LESB0B0MB
Scarlett Johansson has famously said in multiple interviews she does not use social media. This isn’t her. Same with Daniel Radcliffe if you ever see a tweet it’s fake
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@jazz_inmypants
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Edna Mode: "what will you be doing Roberrrt? Wednesday night bowling, hmmmm?"
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@Demi_theynd
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@bebe1969
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Baking soda is just a general multi purpose use household base. Cleaning,cooking, whatever
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@YggdrasilPsyguy
No if you want windows 11 you go download the actual one from Microsoft and install it and then do this
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@onkwonk
There’s a conspiracy that Paul McCartney actually died in the 60’s and has been replaced with a lookalike because he randomly at one point started playing his guitar with the other hand and has ever since or something
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@turret_factory
This is very easy to avoid though by simply not spelunking down a canyons microscopic ass crack. seek adventure in bigger ass cracks, ideally ones that are already right-side up
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@hum_dunkin
ensouled cannot possibly be a real word that people not only say but think is a thing. that word isnt real i refuse to believe it
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@Meelsie143
Oh this is sick because when I had it in middle school they said they couldn’t operate yet and to go home and wait and I waited in agonizing pain for 7 hours until my mom gave up and brought me back and they were like “this should have burst you’re lucky” like MF YOU SAID WAIT
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@36_chambuhz
I would be more terrified if a baby does everything and knows everything so this is extremely reassuring because right now babies are on thin ice with me. They’re hiding something
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@chemobaby1976
@Not_Titus
@Hermit_Thrush
@GraceGFreud
@SweatieAngle
@snopes
Thank you for ruining my childhood and compliment
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@Very__Regular
My apartment just switched to this and I looked over it, I don’t even need to apply to the card, the free version of the app just by being a tenant just gives me points for paying. It’s hilarious.
I even double checked, card says “Apply
now”
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@A_Abracadabra_
@rudy_mustang
@notviking
Dude you totally got me I didn't notice you were quoting it
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@kingmild
@discordapp
@discordapp
the fact that your mouse can utilize the wheel as a windmill freaks me out
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@laktardomare
@ddoniolvalcroze
(if I recall) this post is missing an important frame. He realizes that, turns around as the nun is pulling out a gun, and then shoots.
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@karlimarulli
Not me. I will make eye contact with god himself as I defecate into pristine jeans, currently equipped. I fear no manager, no repercussions. The world will know what act I have committed and they will tremble before its might.
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@sanktelend
@h0mErth0mps0n
@thunderxstorm07
@NoContextBrits
Well yeah but they could have also just like changed their name to not be affiliated with him. Bloodlines mean nothing, I just find the decision interesting
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