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We need to talk about how stressful getting no pussy is for people with ADHD
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I used to calm myself down in elementary school by imagining this poster
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@alyteeofficial
that’s a girl problem. the notion that harassment happens more often to pretty women is damaging and untrue. I was stalked and harassed when I was a chubby 14 year old. not to mention that “she was too ugly to be assaulted” is a defense people use in court. shut up, in less words
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You really don't get it, do you? Grinches are smaller than specks of dust. The Whoville in "Horton Hears a Who" is the same Whoville in "How the Grinch Stole Christmas." Grinches are microfauna, they pose no threat to our treasured holiday
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@daanielllllle
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fr. like you don't know these people, why are you ride or die for them?
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friend’s uncle posts stuff like this all the time on Instagram
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@jestermaxxing
Monkeys are goofy and mischievous. Horses are beasts of burden. When you look into a horse’s eyes, you can see their inexpressible pain
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All these songs are designed in a lab to make retail workers cry in their cars after work
am i going crazy or does espresso sound really 2024ish? like this is the first song to sound fresh and current in a WHILE
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@Newposter2
This is being used against her because she’s trans but most of what she said is aligned with feminist theory. Insane to reject the notion that misogyny influences sexuality and the psyche just because a trans woman agrees
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@dunwaIl
the swan is one of the most horrific reality tv shows i've ever seen. they have a pageant at the end to decide who's the prettiest out of girls they do plastic surgery on
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@slutfortrailmix
i overcame opioid addiction and i still can't go a day without aspartame fizzy water
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@ContraPoints
i despise therapytok and the need to pathologize normal relationship problems
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@Ed_J_Ryan
@whoreby_parker
When I was in high school they thought it meant you acted like the Big Bang Theory guy
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i'm glad emo music was invented because imagine listening to this when you felt depressed
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@JoePostingg
Rust Belt and Appalachian towns left to rot are some of the saddest, most unnerving places to be. The people left usually can't leave
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@jestingtime
Tony Hawk's fate should be much worse. I hurt my shin really bad trying to do a kickflip
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@VisibleThing
@honeym0000n
i was gonna say, this is a symptom of psychosis. you're not supposed to feed nor deny people's delusions. i hope people leave her alone because i can imagine stans on twitter are the absolute worst people to be interacting with during an episode
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@cockremover
wow, we're really making strides ☺️ it's so refreshing to see a nonbinary alt-right poltical pundit 💕
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@smokeismedicine
5.5 inches is totally acceptable! You might even find a woman who isn’t ugly and mean
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Bring back those 1950s housewife drugs that get you so high you start putting ham in Jello and having sex with mailmen
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@still_oppressed
The other part of this is pathologizing your own behavior. Not everything is a symptom of anxiety, you can’t simplify every aspect of human behavior into medical terminology. It’s such a surface level and self-serving view of the world
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@_uncoolniece
Oh yes, it’s so much more leftist to hire someone, potentially a disabled person, as your temporary food servant. The gig economy isn’t exploitative, don’t even worry about it!
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@twinkophrenia
My dad is a DeWalt guy through and through. We caught up with a neighbor while he was working on his porch and on the walk back, my dad said “Ryobi. That porch is gonna fall apart”
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@richard_normal
yeah they make you delete all your horny tweets. freaking dystopian if you ask me
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thinking about how people are kicked in the balls every day and everybody thinks it’s “funny.” I’ve heard it hurts really bad… our culture is so sick
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Thank God. It’s gross that they were ever married
Benny Safdie confirms The Safdie Brothers have split.
“It’s a natural progression of what we each want to explore. I will direct on my own, and I will explore things that I want to explore. I want that freedom right now in my life.”
(Source: )
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@H1TWOM4N
A girl I became friends with later told me she thought I was “so fucking weird” when she first met me. We’d barely talked. They’ve got to have autism detector chips implanted or something
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Me: *sends a video of a duck skateboarding*
Mom: So funny! Is this one of your friends ❤️😻🍭🫶🌈🇰🇭
Mom: I am off three margaritas LOL! Drooling over the Property Brothers 🤪😆😅🤤🫣
Dad: Have you gone to rehab for your pill addiction yet? -Dad
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@p8stie
my honest answer is drink your calories. soda, smoothies, melted ice cream. it adds up and it feels like nothing
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Comedian: imagine you date a twin and you get the one that ain't freaky 😂
Me, an octuplet: *turning to my boyfriend seriously* I'm the best one. I can fuck the best. you don't have to worry about that
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@tonyhawktruther
If he was really living the blue collar lifestyle, all that would be on his Instagram would be pictures of beer and him holding big fish
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Can those cars on the highway see her …. *gets so horny I pass out and crack my skull against the floor* ughahuhhghhhhh
Tim Burton is set to direct ‘ATTACK OF THE FIFTY FOOT WOMAN’, a remake of the classic 1958 movie, for Warner Bros
Gillian Flynn will write the script.
(Source: Deadline)
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@Tocharus
why does this argument always get made? egon schiele was a fantastic artist, very experimental, and hitler wasn't even good at the basics. i'm not even saying this because he was one of the worst people who've ever lived, his work is bad in its own right
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@dklmarxist
Happened to me. I was so autistic I just thought it was an inside joke I didn’t get and I was sort of right
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TikTok is not toxic to me because my For You page is just chicks hatching
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@ObamaEraCons
do you think if I forward this to my therapist she’ll understand what I plan to do
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@ayyy_vuh
are straight people being forced to have sex at gunpoint? is this a human rights issue
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one day my Dad very seriously said "let me show you something" and then played the entirety of the Take On Me music video
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@antoinebugle
those ideals, those bringers of order, *voice cracks* begin the descent into chaos. they disintegrate *tears roll down his cheeks* the promise
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@tyler02020202
no bc the same thing happened to me except it turned out the person she wanted to have a threesome with only wanted to have sex with me. L for her in the end
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replying “dudes rock!” to a video of someone driving their truck into a ravine
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I love Nerds ropes because I can eat a sweet treat and then hang myself from my ceiling fan
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@mertcentury
I hate the voice she uses and the obvious highlight on the tip of her nose. Obviously debasing yourself for would-be mass shooters is the real problem, but the rest of it also churns my stomach. A lack of dignity so potent it hurts me
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my mom: you need to grow up. we aren’t going to be able to support you forever
my dad: and you’ve gotta stop stinking up the house with your damn weed
me: but I thought you guys loved me..
my gay European “roommate”: come downstair so I can suck your, eh. how you say? penouse?
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Wife: I want a divorce. I don’t love you anymore
RealLifeSins: *ding* Inconsistent characterization. You said you loved me last week 🙄
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RealLifeSins: *ding* Deus ex machina
Wife: I’m staying with my yoga instructor again tonight
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btw The Tortured Poets Department is for the eldest daughters, the “pleasures to have in class”, the parentified children, the friend everyone goes to but no one really checks on, the one who listens to your story when everyone else lost interest. in case you were wondering
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the WOKE government is creating a mandate that requires you to go to GAY ORGIES every WEEKEND! 🙀😾 RT to spread awareness
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@Tomassty
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many trans guys DO mind. trans people tend to be excluded from shit. acting like we don’t matter or aren’t affected sucks and it’s weird to get mad about inclusivity
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