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@ProtonInspector
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smart person’s idea of a dumb person.
Joined June 2019
Why am I seeing centaur thirst traps on my feed 😭.
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Fascinated by this TikTok of a woman who ordered a “croissant lamp” of temu and was surprised it had ants crawling all over it on a hot day only to realise it was a real croissant that had been hollowed out and covered in resin
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How it feels to be just a little bit drunk and also kinda sleepy
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Had to submit my CV for something and they asked why there was a three month gap between finishing school and starting university lol.
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I feel like once your going to these lengths you can spring for separate room for the toilet
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Oooooh like online, like a multiplayer game or something. Gotcha.
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Just need to make it three more stops without shitting myself.
whenever this video comes up i think about how someone tweeted that it looks like he’s fighting for his life on a crowded london tube
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They should build more inhabited bridges this shit goes hard
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Don’t you see, you have already lost, for I have depicted
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Absolutely *insane* pricing for what is essentially a piece of plastic with an HDMI adapter
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These look insanely good but i feel like we have very different ideas of “don’t feel like cooking”
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If these trends continue
"AI companies don't make money" . Tell that to the Stripe data. Top AI companies hit $30M in revenue 5x faster than their traditional SaaS counterparts.
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I bet this would feel good for the first couple of seconds
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Entire Adult Film Store STUNNED when WHITE customer orders hentai in PERFECT Japanese.
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you have already lost, for I have depicted myself as Mozart’s ear and you as an ordinary ear
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Honestly an entire theme park of just simulators for different professions would attract a decent turnout.
I know like 90% of you would pay good money to use this train conductor simulator
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Sitting my white ass down and listening for enemy aircraft
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I’m followed by a lot of lesbians with issues so I feel obliged to share this
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Wait the California proposition explicitly called it slavery and they still voted against outlawing it?.
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TikTok and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the human race
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there should be a twitter just for people who understand jokes.
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I too am tender, full of butter, and unable to withstand the crushing pressure I am under
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I really think some people have just never looked at a map or a globe before
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My dumbass internet rotten brain was trying to figure out the meme
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Wonder what whacky adventures the doctor will get up to this week
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yo my dogs been acting weird since we got back from the Antarctic
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Also is Dubai the city where the have to move all the shit out on big container trucks?.
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@RegimeCPA So cool that they dug up the infinite money glitch and decided to build a giant shopping mall around it in a place which is practically inhospitable to human life for most of the year and only getting hotter.
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I’m still irrationally mad about the headphone jack thing.
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honestly this is some of the funniest shit i've seen online
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@JUNlPER this shit is so funny lmfao, remember when a lot of people used to think this guy was a genius.
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A spate of recent major accidents on the Lake Pontchartrain Causeway has bridge officials pleading with drivers to pay attention behind the wheel. This wreck closed the Causeway for about an hour during yesterday’s evening commute. 6 @WWLTV
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Love to see people really getting in the spirit of the End of Evangelion North American Theatre debut.
Photo from a Piggly Wiggly in Pontotoc Mississippi.
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All I can think about when I see this video is that it’s like 100m from ground zero.
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@ColoBenji Yeah it always looks pretty surreal. I wonder if they always film these in like mid day sun when everyone is staying indoors or something.
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Roll the clip!
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I love twitter for the wide and diverse range of opinions you can find
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I feel like this will be much appreciated by the majority of my mutuals
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I shouldn’t need a converter there should just be a headphone jack
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Respectfully - what the fuck am I supposed to do with a dude this pretty?
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“BALL BUGS”?! Whomst the fuck is calling them “BALL BUGS”?!!!
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I regret to inform you he *might* be a nazi or something. Shocker the war tourist posting on 4chan is a reactionary, I know,.
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These nerds never bring up the god that sends you to hell for believing in him.
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Smoking on that shit that let her channel Argippina the Younger!.
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@MelanieNeona Honestly this was about 12 years ago so I can’t really remember what I was doing, I did some travelling, going to festivals but it was mostly spending as much time with my friends I wasn’t going to be able to see for most of the next few years.
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@thelettuceman9 The bit where she suddenly talks about being in contact with said historical figure
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I know this shit is expensive and terrible to maintain and you should just build normal light rail, but I do have a soft spot in my heart for suspended railways
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Damn, this blew up! Have you considered buying some Apple AirPod Pros?.
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man, i was just told to keep my ducks in a row, nobody said anything about the spacing?!!
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@fuckablepuppy Yeah half way through I was like “did I miss something? Who did she speak to?”.
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