a friend who used to work at medieval times has confirmed to me what we’ve all always hoped and known deep in our hearts to be true: absolutely everyone working there is constantly fuckin and suckin each other
imagine what a fucking nightmare it would have been if the LOTR movies were made today. chris pratt as aragorn, doing the dreamworks smile as he quips at the battle of the hornburg
i love walter’s heisenberg hat because it encompasses both the “western black hat trope” and the “dad having midlife crisis and getting a ridiculous hat” themes at once
absolutely not. the more of us know what to expect, the more will be demand anaesthetic for the procedure and as a result apply more pressure to clinics to make those anaesthetics a standard part of the procedure like they should have been in the first place
i’ll be real: we have got to cool it with the IUD horror stories. we’re dissuading people from getting them and making the process of getting one much harder because everyone is going in terrified!
i want to tell you my reflexive negativity to her is some highminded feminist anti-trad thing but honestly at the core it’s a gut reaction to her very high effort pursuit of painstakingly filming the loosest, most dainty grip possible on every object she touches
instead of whining that all of your nutsacks are full of microplastics maybe you guys should start *applying yourselves* and extrude some works of 3D printed art
trying to guilt women about their abortions by framing the alternate path they could have taken as “nine toddlers screaming at them” is an interesting gambit
@punished_cait
the comments on this thread are like the last 20 minutes of the return of the king movie, with everyone smiling and clapping each other on the back warmly with a bloom filter over it
yeah sorry i can't come in today, i have to stand here and menstruate directly into this freshly-dug grave for the next three days in accordance with mississippi law
modern liberalism really is largely about seal-clapping for anything that gives you permission to avoid the interpersonal discomfort that comes with true conviction isn’t it
@Jachra
i think it’s illustrating some kind of point about how a stay at home mother can be both domestic and glamorous but mostly i suspect it’s filling the food with ostrich feather fluff
making it an expensive, stupid, poorly styled novelty hat that clashes horribly with his outfit is such a transcendent detail of costuming that it was inevitable reddit would immediately think it was Incredibly Cool
oh, so the “tolerant left” has decided a guy can’t even smile wryly while sadly flopping his hog around like a wavy inflatable tube man at a stewardess anymore
the “disaffected uber cool brooklyn queen bee” thing doesn’t work so well when you post about how you Hate Fake People like a bitter midwestern divorcée on facebook
there's a full-length one here and it somehow makes me feel like i got kicked in the chest almost as much as the original. my apologies to the bob's burgers creative dept, i did not recognize your Taste Having game
🚨Over 10,000 officers showed up with some traveling from as far as Toronto and Miami to pay tribute to NYPD officer Jonathan Diller's funeral in Massapequa, Long Island
Diller was murdered by a man who was released from jail 21 times
#RIPJonathanDiller
exhibit 100000 re: when it comes to your personal expression the goalposts will never stop moving so you might as well just do what you want, any effort to do the Right performance is pointless
@TDTimeBaby
@cooIboobs
i vacillate wildly between practicing the wisdom of keeping msg previews hidden and needing the instant gratification/sense of thrilling danger that full notifications provide
@CBCOttawa
it’s a little on the nose to do this at the same time that we feed thousands of essential workers into the plague meat grinder for the exclusive benefit of capital
fucking hate how the jarls in skyrim sit all slouchy in that smug pose. like oh excuse me, am i boring you by offering to run a series of pointless errands for you
i had some general idea that i’d gradually start to lose track of what’s cool as i got older but i definitely didn’t anticipate that it would feel so freeing when it started to happen
@EmperorLemon
every time i get to experience a bunch of drunk guys on the street screaming or puking or beating the shit out of each other or yelling stuff at me about my boobs i always think, thank god these guys aren’t mildly pretentious stoners sitting there chilling