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eating some of your fries without ordering my own is femdom
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a friend who used to work at medieval times has confirmed to me what we’ve all always hoped and known deep in our hearts to be true: absolutely everyone working there is constantly fuckin and suckin each other
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Man convicted of killing London Muslim family with truck plans to appeal: lawyer
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midcentury futurists:
technology will one day eliminate human suffering and enable us to live life to its fullest, most joyous potential
technology:
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the tree needs to come down but he’s fallen in love with the star and will sit up there for hours mumbling and singing to it
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imagine what a fucking nightmare it would have been if the LOTR movies were made today. chris pratt as aragorn, doing the dreamworks smile as he quips at the battle of the hornburg
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i love walter’s heisenberg hat because it encompasses both the “western black hat trope” and the “dad having midlife crisis and getting a ridiculous hat” themes at once
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what my man sees before bedtime
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absolutely not. the more of us know what to expect, the more will be demand anaesthetic for the procedure and as a result apply more pressure to clinics to make those anaesthetics a standard part of the procedure like they should have been in the first place
i’ll be real: we have got to cool it with the IUD horror stories. we’re dissuading people from getting them and making the process of getting one much harder because everyone is going in terrified!
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throwing my whole career away to serve beer in a busty beer wench corset top thing and fuck the staff falconer
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i want to tell you my reflexive negativity to her is some highminded feminist anti-trad thing but honestly at the core it’s a gut reaction to her very high effort pursuit of painstakingly filming the loosest, most dainty grip possible on every object she touches
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hey thanks for this notification that visibly came up on my lock screen during a meeting
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ok so apparently an extraordinarily beautiful xylophone version of philip glass' mishima closing score appears in bob's burgers???
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can’t believe CIA engineered the vaccine to give tremors specifically to only to women in red states that used to be popular in high school
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julian in trailer park boys never putting his drink down is hands-down one of the most inspired running bits in tv history. it’s always funny
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what’s interesting about this to me is that these women are very much conservative-coded are they not? just not the right subtype i guess
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instead of whining that all of your nutsacks are full of microplastics maybe you guys should start *applying yourselves* and extrude some works of 3D printed art
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having zero kitchen kitsch is a sign of deep spiritual illness! the kitchen is the primary kitsch hot zone of the home and you’re WASTING it
When I say I want my home to be organised, I expect NO LESS than Kim Kardashian’s pantry
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@trashgirlmcfly
it’s obvious but sometimes you need something to be true so badly you gotta manage your expectations until you get confirmation yknow
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margot robbie and adam driver playing lúthien and beren in an unbearable television spinoff as part of phase 4 of the tolkien cinematic universe
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trying to guilt women about their abortions by framing the alternate path they could have taken as “nine toddlers screaming at them” is an interesting gambit
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i’m an “it girl” in the sense that i’m a clown that lives in the sewer
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@punished_cait
the comments on this thread are like the last 20 minutes of the return of the king movie, with everyone smiling and clapping each other on the back warmly with a bloom filter over it
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look out everyone israel has unleashed their secret PR weapon: the guy that plays the pedophile in stranger things
Does Brett Gelman think pro Palestine supporters don’t know this? Are you that dumb?
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@edmontonpolice
if this actually worked to catch rapists you guys would ban it immediately to protect yourselves lol
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this is hands down the worst case of this I’ve ever seen, jesus christ
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hmmm interesting gambit sir i wonder what will happen when he notices that most other adults treat him with greater kindness than you do
This kid saved up all week for an ice cream.
Spent $5.
Dropped it after the 5th lick.
I didn’t buy him another one.
Life is hard, he took it well.
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yeah sorry i can't come in today, i have to stand here and menstruate directly into this freshly-dug grave for the next three days in accordance with mississippi law
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@arod_twit
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“then i gave it a really good mix” hmm we just watched you do no such thing!
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modern liberalism really is largely about seal-clapping for anything that gives you permission to avoid the interpersonal discomfort that comes with true conviction isn’t it
She ELEGANTLY threaded that Israel/Gaza needle. YES, you CAN support both.
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who got that one Venture Bros clip
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can you imagine how big his smile was when he found out about this article
Controversial film director dubbed 'Pope of Filth' admits he finds drags shows for kids funny
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@Jachra
i think it’s illustrating some kind of point about how a stay at home mother can be both domestic and glamorous but mostly i suspect it’s filling the food with ostrich feather fluff
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making it an expensive, stupid, poorly styled novelty hat that clashes horribly with his outfit is such a transcendent detail of costuming that it was inevitable reddit would immediately think it was Incredibly Cool
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burn after reading is one of the most perfect films ever made and clooney’s performance in this scene is so important to me
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someone finally did it, they got a picture of a koala jacking off approved on the app store
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never would have expected that “peaking in high school” would be a dangerous risk factor for side effects??
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oh, so the “tolerant left” has decided a guy can’t even smile wryly while sadly flopping his hog around like a wavy inflatable tube man at a stewardess anymore
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this is his new favourite nap spot and it is as frustrating as it is adorable
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the gunfights fucking kill me because sometimes they even put the ice clinking noises in while he’s shooting, it’s so good
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the “disaffected uber cool brooklyn queen bee” thing doesn’t work so well when you post about how you Hate Fake People like a bitter midwestern divorcée on facebook
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doing a jacking-off hand gesture so exaggerated it can be seen from the international space station
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me quietly investigating a stupid squabble on here that’s none of my business
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@matildae22
in terms of "unethical headline writing" this is a hall of famer even by daily mail standards
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confident 50s narrator voice:
if a same sex friend sucks your shit completely off, they might be…𝐆𝐚𝐲
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there's a full-length one here and it somehow makes me feel like i got kicked in the chest almost as much as the original. my apologies to the bob's burgers creative dept, i did not recognize your Taste Having game
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my parents are travelling on the trans-canada train and i am absolutely seething with jealousy
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so you’re saying 10,000 cops were off the job yesterday and everything went fine without them?
🚨Over 10,000 officers showed up with some traveling from as far as Toronto and Miami to pay tribute to NYPD officer Jonathan Diller's funeral in Massapequa, Long Island
Diller was murdered by a man who was released from jail 21 times
#RIPJonathanDiller
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you’re all laughing but did any of YOU manage to get 14 new followers for your podcast by completely destroying your lives? didn’t think so
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exhibit 100000 re: when it comes to your personal expression the goalposts will never stop moving so you might as well just do what you want, any effort to do the Right performance is pointless
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@TDTimeBaby
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i vacillate wildly between practicing the wisdom of keeping msg previews hidden and needing the instant gratification/sense of thrilling danger that full notifications provide
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@CBCOttawa
it’s a little on the nose to do this at the same time that we feed thousands of essential workers into the plague meat grinder for the exclusive benefit of capital
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fucking hate how the jarls in skyrim sit all slouchy in that smug pose. like oh excuse me, am i boring you by offering to run a series of pointless errands for you
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i had some general idea that i’d gradually start to lose track of what’s cool as i got older but i definitely didn’t anticipate that it would feel so freeing when it started to happen
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why did i just walk into an almost completely dark room and find parakeet skinamarink going on in here
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the best part of the grinch is when he gets completely yoked with the spirit of christmas
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@Merzboner
i like how the top row explicitly markets to liberals while the bottom explicitly markets to conservatives
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timing my sprinklers strategically to keep the tumblr daddy dom mailman and his little porn gloves off my lawn
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this is some of the most Decline of Empire shit i have ever seen in my life
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@EmperorLemon
every time i get to experience a bunch of drunk guys on the street screaming or puking or beating the shit out of each other or yelling stuff at me about my boobs i always think, thank god these guys aren’t mildly pretentious stoners sitting there chilling
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in case you didn’t know, lana wachowski’s wife is a hot mall sword pro domme
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@dimestorepaglia
goddamn he really does have a pair of mournful st sebastian peepers doesn’t he
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@horrible_bug
same, i literally fainted and threw up!! the level of pain was unreal, i’m sorry it went so badly for you too ❤️
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