T-Paine
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“When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction.” - Mark Twain He/him
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Joined November 2020
SOMBODY CALL THE COPS THERES TWO GIRLS AT MY DOOR AND THEY'RE WEARING WHAT APPEARS TO BE SOME KIND OF GREEN PARAMILITARY UNIFORM AND MY AR15 IS IN THE SHOP. THIS IS NOT A JOKE THEY ARE WEARING A SASH WITH THEIR KILLS ON IT!?.
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@CilComLFC He owned the shit out of you Elon sucking freak nobodies and this is the best you can do?.
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@forcedmasc Personally I think Juror #8 should have secretly been Batman, which he would reveal to the old guy at the end as they walk off and the film ends, placing the film in the DCverse and revealing they were in Gotham.
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@JasonKPargin also the fat pens that have like 6 different colors in one, each which their own little push button.
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@low_dosage I'm going to need History to go ahead and happen now so we can get these Nazi thugs appropriately judged and sentenced.
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@doctor_cabral It won't be long until people like that are quietly (then loudly) encouraged to go ahead and do it. Anything but provide a safety net, housing, etc.
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@CilComLFC Oh like when he baselessly called one of the cave rescuers a p*do and had to eat shit? Or just read any of his tweets, pathetic stuff.At least find someone who's competent or charismatic to build a cult around.
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@hmevilwrftrut I don't think they'd want a slice of the tuna, corn, and capers pizza or whatever he probably got.
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@eyuplovely Q: "Do you respect Muslims? Do you view them as human?". Kamala: "I believe we should follow the law".
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Ok my idiot neighbor came home and started looking at the box so I yelled out asking if it says "FRONT TOWARD ENEMY"?? She said no, it says Tagalongs. WHAT? NOW THE PHILLIPPINES ARE INVOLVED??.
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@banalplay He explicitly said one of his kids doesn't talk to him because they were indoctrinated in college or whatever, and not because he's a repellent stain of a man.
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@poppy_haze Yeah that was an eye opening little dose of reality when I found out, like learning that Santa Claus is actually real but he's a serial rapist.
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@machiavelbot Isn't this always the case when the rich robber barons need a public bailout?.
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In a moment of rare honesty, my grandfather (born '29, lifetime military career) told me about rumors of protests at a national convention in 1968 or 72 and how his buddies in the Guard were absolutely itching to ice as many people as they could, hoping they'd spill over into.
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Make your gay characters complex. Problematic. Nasty fuckers who do bad things. Unapologetic. Evil. Manipulative. Unlikeable. Three dimensional. Villainous. Not just the ‘cute’ teens holding hands.
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@jessehawken It's such a weird robotic way to put it. He could have just said "you pick, I don't care what kind" and not something like "Whatever the platonic ideal composition of a dozen donuts is, in your mind. this is what I seek, employee".
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@mrnonplungable My pee game is perfect already. I rhythmically hold my stream back to tap out via splashes the opening piano part of Baba O'riley. Scientists can't even believe it.
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Ok Jesus Christ they went away. I hollered through the door to please leave me alone and that they could take everything I have. They giggled in a pretty sinister way and left a small red box behind. I dare not inspect it closely. might be trapped here for a while.
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A lot of you people shouldn't be allowed near computers or phones.
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actionable violence. These guys were thirsty for blood across the board apparently. He told me this story as if it was a good thing, a kind of cautionary tale about knowing your place. Nothing has changed, the police and military just want an excuse to brutalize.
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@notdan @YodaQuavo @tchapatata How long did you spend forensically analyzing this picture while sobbing you dickless worm.
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@jason_koebler It has to be unbelievably bad if they're willing to take heat for covering it up rather than just release the tapes.
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The most compelling indictment of the IDF is the complete lack of notable conscientious objection/fragging or even Winter Soldier-style truth-telling from the people who have served. The silence and inaction of the "good ones" are as damning as the actions of the "bad apples".
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@MandelaFace I was with my nephews a while ago and they were watching one of his videos and I was absolutely stunned how empty and awful it was. It was a supercut of him playing a racing game with some other youtubers but each cut was just "wow!" or "Dude!" with nothing happening, insane.
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@GMomurder "We're already throwing Jews under the bus to satisfy our bloodlust, might as well add autistic people to the pile".
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@DiabolicalSpuds Frightening. I may have to stop chomping into sausages I find around parks and gardens.
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@chiweethedog 🦃🦃🦃DO NOT DO DISHES TONITE: LEAVE FOOD ON PLATES. PLACE IN SINK WITH SINGLE RINSE; THATS GOOD ENOUGH.
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@ConceptHuman As someone who was forced to listen to the radio back then, YES. I don't remember a few but Mirrors and blurred lines alone made me want to die.
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@1goodtern Cheer up--they won't care about beaches because they'll be too busy trying to survive and find food and shelter in the wastelands.
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@milktsunami The fire was under control in minutes but still 19 people jumped to deaths in memory of 9/11.
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@ExileGrimm Israel's very existence, even if it was marginally less genocidal, also makes Jews everywhere less safe by stirring up (misplaced) racial hatred outside of it. It doesn't even do what it's supposed to say on the can.
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@chiweethedog Seeing as how the childish toddlers in Israel banned travel to Amsterdam, it seems like there's a pretty easy and satisfying way to get them to stay away from your country. One easy trick to solve the problem.
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@banalplay I'm not joking when I say that the difference in most people's minds is that the IDF were "just following orders." That makes it ok, because it's legal under some kind of technicality. It's state sanctioned murder but the state doing the sanctioning means you can cheer it on.
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@DabSquad_Slank Also the kid would not cry about his stupid ass hair things getting cut "accidentally".
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@sulkingtime And everyone who wants the birthrate to increase is either racist or wants women to go back to being brood mares. Usually both.
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@steinkobbe Actually, "hide your real problems and abusiveness behind a plastic, moralistic façade" is pretty classic conservative relationship advice for young men.
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@michael___wave He's great at stumbling into saying the quiet part loud, he's essentially just clarifying what was already Biden policy, which was to facilitate Israel's ethnic cleansing with just enough distancing that libs would accept it or at least not complain too loudly.
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Wow. My daughter here in FL is being taught by a veteran. check out this assignment she brought home! Support our veterans!
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@willmenaker This is like catching cancer at stage 1 but making patients wait until stage 4 before starting chemo.
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@ReuvenWeinstein I did it on a desktop so my hands are clean and therefore I can tell you to go fuck yourself.
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@banalplay "You know, you're pretty expensive to keep alive. May we suggest or even pressure you into accepting assisted suicide?".
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@NewSovietPoster Isn't that the opposite of correct? Like, babies have an innate empathy and sense of sharing and other commie traits? I mean we're talking babies here so whatever.
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@justin_hart lol at the positive comments. This is the bad side of twitter I take it. All of you need to erase your online presence completely.
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@ByYourLogic Settler violence in the West Bank increased sharply after 10/7, more evidence that they're using any excuse they can as a pretext to stir up violence against anyone who stands in the way of their genocidal ambitions.
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@swineflu1992 Yep, we're all parasites despite some of us making some less parasitic lifestyle choices occasionally.
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@NewSovietPoster It was legit racist and of course there were real reasons to be skeptical of Obama (which turned out to be correct), but the implications that he was a stealth Muslim commie were ridiculous.
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Impossible not to conclude that the real problem here is that we've always been unwilling to divest from the "just following orders" excuse and to exhort protestors (or anyone with a correct viewpoint) from. well, doing illegal things. Cops should be afraid for their lives.
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@TheWapplehouse Elon worrying about the population collapse is the best argument not to have a child I've seen in a while.
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@Whatapityonyou What do you call it when a man in a position of (ill-gotten) power pressures women who aren't in a position to say "no" to have sex with him? PRetty sure there's a word for it.
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Forgetting he was recorded, Total CEO Patrick Pouyanné says a sentence by mistake during a conference in Paris. "According to our internal climate scenario, which I have right in front of me, we will head toward 3.5 degrees of warming".
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@KylePlantEmoji I wondered this too but I assume it was because tik tok people have devolved to the point that they need to watch someone listen to something to check their expressions to see whether or not they should agree with what's being said along with them.
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@effwhiteboy Pretty novel way to die in a Tesla, considering it's usually the opposite of wet.
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Mental age: 8.
I've never understood the political fear of Libertarians. "Sure, they're not in power now, but someday they might take over and. uh, leave you alone, I guess, since that's kind of their whole deal.". It's like being afraid of cats.
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@detachment_red Surely there's nothing wrong with telling people at one of the lowest points of their lives that they can't maintain sobriety and will probably die without the help of Gawd.
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One of the right's biggest masterstrokes of the last ten years was convincing self-hating leftists that atheism was problematic or classist in some way, as Christian fundamentalists continue to implement their fascist dominionist agenda. Unsurprisingly no one's talking about this.
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Happy Fathers' Day! My dad was a Vietnam vet who almost died when he got blown out of a truck, and then the Marines lost his medical records and denied him care. He died in 2007 and almost certainly had complications from Agent Orange exposure he never saw one cent for. USA!!.
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@MandelaFace Is the same as when they smarmily tried to reclaim "deplorables," or when US Soldiers lean into the "lol I'm a big babykiller" thing. No one can have any self-awareness because if they did they'd go home and top themselves.
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@Hezbolsonaro People will be quick to say "Yeah that's just one Israeli, I'm sure there are nice ones." There aren't.
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@TRyanGregory Anyone defending commuting has never actually done it. It's the worst, most unnecessary and infuriating thing you could even do.
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