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my friend just texted me this from our 9th grade yearbook. why would a school even have a category like that!!
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almost got t-boned a little earlier and as I was honking at the guy he looked at me exactly like this
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every single one of those fishes will be dead within a week.
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Party rocking with a mouse tonight! piece of cheese we’re gonna have a big bite!.
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BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says if every member of Congress had to resign for doing what Matt Gaetz has been accused of, "Democrats would have a supermajority.".
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fun fact: more than 30 people have died (and many more have been severely injured) just in the last few years trying to do this. it's probably the single most dangerous craft you can attempt at home.
Lichtenberg figures are a branching electric discharge that sometimes appears on the surface of insulating materials. They can also be produced on wood with particularly pleasing aesthetic results.
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sometimes when you're drunk in CVS this song kinda hits.
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good.
The entire western half of the United States is owned by the federal government.
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NYC, the greatest city in the world, where you can't buy butter at the store. Only in da big apple baby!!.
Walked into the bodega and asked if they sold butter. “Sorry, no,” but then a pause, “How much do you need? Just cooking dinner?”. Love you, New York City.
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@Jess_D_Ripper this little slice of life stuff really gets me. I wonder how many beautiful aquariums have been destroyed or abandoned in war.
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I'm scared man I'm so fucking scared right now FUCK
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has there ever been one of these style tweets where the person didn't embarrass themselves with what they bought.
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stable condition lol.
A 4-year-old boy is in stable condition after he was kicked in the head by a horse at his family’s farm in Redmond, resulting in a fractured skull and damaged brain tissue. @emmarileytv .
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these people are literal demons. how and why did anyone think this was acceptable
M-44 devices lure foxes, coyotes, and other animals with a sweet scent — then shoot out poisonous cyanide, sending their victims to a slow, agonizing death. We just took legal action to ban them in national forests. Learn more ➡️
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@flopwalk water is too shallow, no lid (fish can and frequently do jump), insanely overstocked.
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if you as an adult are afraid of cemeteries you need to grow up.
You’re offered $5,000/hr to clean the cemetery alone from 11pm-5am. Be honest, you taking the job?
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made crunch wraps with thanksgiving leftovers tonight. there's mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, stuffing, turkey, cranberry sauce, parsley and a gravy dip. I'm not particularly gifted at folding them but they were really good
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fuck you
My son committed suicide after being rejected by his father’s homophobic family. Anyone glorifying the death of Aaron Bushnell are pathologically dangerous to society, especially to those with mental health conditions.
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this is so cool
About the sturddlefish, a hybrid between an American paddlefish and a Russian sturgeon. They can hybridize despite not even being in the same family.
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how do people use twitter this way without going insane
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this is such a cool line of thought to have and post about your 4 year old kid
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this was my favorite category of tweet from the inauguration last year
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you are violating my rights if you test the food I sold you for a potentially fatal disease.
What the fuck is your problem? . Hell no I don't want some rando picking up my milk, asking a government agency permission to test my milk and getting labs done without my permission. Seriously?.We have our own lab. Fuck out of here with that intrusive shit. And I would love.
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the Austria/Germany "dueling scar" trend of the early 20th century went kinda hard, men should consider adopting this look again
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sucks that Vegas doesn't allow this anymore, I can't imagine why.
@FenixAmmunition Or 3 secs.(pic taken from my 30th floor room at the TI in LV in 2012, that will never happen again with all thier new laws, but it was fun)
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it's funny that boomers are in such a tizzy over this shit when easily half the songs written in the 70s are about having sex with 16 year olds.
The cover of American musician Harrison Patrick Smith’s new album record label @RepublicRecords .This man was a school teacher not long ago. To those that call people conspiracy theorists when warning about normalising pedophillia take a look at what was allowed to be marketed.
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this man emanates the energy of a powerful shaman.
This kid walked hundreds of miles to get to the Gathering of the Juggalos. After his girlfriend kicked him out he just started walking. He was carrying around this catalytic converter that he was going to sell to pay for his trip home.
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@ment1ako he's not even doing that he's going up to great basin natl park I think. absolutely nothing around there for like hundreds of miles lol.
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by far the most frat boy item I own is a Harambe memorial chug card
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@mrgracemugabe why would you fly when you could drive through Syria and Libya and Mali and the Congo 😍.
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people who chew gum like this need to be permanently removed from society.
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this is even more pathetic than the guys who send the Apu/frens stuff to each other
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people get so squicked out about stuff like this, but I think it's amazing. all of us are host to tens of trillions of individual organisms; entire worlds live and die on and in us. we're like the mythical islands that are just the shell of a giant turtle.
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apropos of nothing: Henry Winkler was emceeing this boring charity variety concert when I was in college and he caught me and my friends hiding backstage drinking Chambord. we thought we'd be in trouble but instead he said "oh man can I get some of that?".
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this is probably what civilization and people look like to other animals.
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I personally don't think disabled people are worms. guess I'm just an ally like that.
A woman’s urge to ask her boyfriend if he’d still love her if she were a worm stems from her wanting to know if he’d still love her if she were disabled. Men leave women after they become sick. She wants to know he would still be there for her if she couldn’t be a caretaker.
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@HannahPosted @WaterpikOwner yes? if you're putting booze in reach of kids who aren't old enough to read that's on you.
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I remember they cut down like 4 or 5 hundred mature trees down around south LA so this thing could squeeze through, such a bummer.
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moron. that was one of the coolest parts of the Trump presidency
After four years, thanks to First Lady Jill Biden, a normal, happy Christmas returns to the White House. It’s the end of Melania Trump’s dark, dystopian Christmases of “I’m working my a** off on Christmas stuff. Who gives a f**k about Christmas?”.
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local news encouraging people to go to Ukraine to fight lmaoooooo
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want this so bad 😩😳🙈 f150 raptor husband. nightmare cornfed caillou kid. 5000sq ft house made entirely out of castoff ikea particle board. all of us clothed exclusively in old navy.
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do people actually think babies don't have teeth lol.
Did Hitler put Fluoride in the water because he cared about people’s teeth?. No, he did it for the same reason the United States Government does it. #Fluoride
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lol god. because of the saline shortage, apparently some hospitals are putting soy sauce in water for patients with feeding tubes
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Utah colleges (and sometimes high schools) have a big letter on the side of a nearby mountain, and the charges for painting it in the opposite team's color are more severe than the charges for for possession of child porn or statutory rape
NEW: Ohio state Rep. Josh Williams, introduced the O.H.I.O. Sportsmanship Act Tuesday. The act would make it a felony offense to plant a flag in the center of Ohio Stadium💀.
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@skatie420 I do too but she's so vain, she writes about herself like she's a character in a horny fanfiction.
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lol this is a hippie white guy who has been homeless traveling California with mules for like 30 years. I wonder if the photographer even talked to him
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this kind of thing happens with virtually every processed food you enjoy. go look up the USDA standards for how many "defects" are allowed per unit
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@chiworkersparty people love to make absolutely no effort to keep their grocery bill down but then come on here and moan about how expensive food is. organic grass fed ground beef, name brand chips and snacks and cereal, pre-cut fruit in the example above, many more of the same ilk on the site.
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@Blirdnodge I've seen sometimes people get crazy burns in this pattern after getting hit by lighting!.
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@HannahPosted @WaterpikOwner if you only have one fridge just tell them not to drink them, this isn't that hard. no different than keeping beer away from your kid.
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