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I look like this btw. When you're making fun of me, this is who you're being mean to.
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@fmanjoo
@Chinchillazllla
I love software engineers because you'll just run into some guy whose entire personality is dedicated to, like, birdwatching or something and then you talk some more and find out that he's responsible for the infrastructure that makes every single part of society function.
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@ninaism
@AliceAvizandum
It's great to see that even in its infancy, AI image generation is going to be used for transparently evil purposes.
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@kittynouveau
We're going to be dealing with this fucking virus for the rest of our lives, aren't we?
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@low_dosage
Lichtenberg figures are a branching electric discharge that sometimes appears on the surface of insulating materials*
*you are an insulating material
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@SLIMEGIRLRYONA
Based on my own serving experience:
Cute, bubbly, kinda flirty: dead inside, would feed you into a wood chipper for an extra 5% tip average.
Tired, ambivalent, condescending: possessed of an unyielding spirit, will defend your life if the situation calls for it.
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@maariamph
Leon Kennedy spin kicking pyramid head so hard his helmet rotates like daffy duck
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@bear_criminal
Plant'll grow in a fucking car seat but my corsican mint turns to ash if I look at it wrong
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@VoicesByZane
Pissing off a home depot employee is an extremely bold move considering that they're the ones who know where all the brush clearing supplies are
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@ThatJakePC
Not just Greek. The man was Spartan. They basically had a system of beurocratic, state-organized pederasty for advancement in the military
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@gothgirl_prelaw
Why does Zaluzhnyi, the larger Ukrainian politician, not simply eat the smaller Zelensky
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@souljagoytellem
The dramatic shift from "Oh shit they're storming the capitol" to "Oh my god they're just wandering around in the capitol" was so funny.
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@BirdRespecter
Can you imagine the intense, inescapable dread when the power starts to flicker or ocean water begins to seep in. Just knowing that there's no way you can escape the most excruciating death possible.
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@The_Law_Boy
It's extremely funny when they just, like, roll up and throw a bunch of etiquette and 1 (one) recipe at a guy who just learned to wash his own ass last week and then act like they just turned his life around.
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@meanunclejack
@AliceAvizandum
I genuinely hate learning shit now. Every single thing that has happened in this country is just "your uncle got really into archery when you were a kid because of a DOJ effort to train citizens in bowhunting escaped convicts" or some shit.
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@PRETTYB0Y_BUTCH
No, no, transhumanism is obviously when you get a robot arm and then nothing fundamentally changes your relationship with yourself or the world around you
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@viperwave
You can replicate this entire experience by going to any mid-sized anime con and shaking a baggie of pills in the artist's alley
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@battleupsaber
Batman correctly realizes that he is in The Flash (2023) and immediately kills himself to escape
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@PallaviGunalan
Lifting, running, and counting calories has materially bettered my life in every single way and I am so fucking mad about it.
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@CamWalsh27
It felt like Paul was trying to do a self-effacing "haha look at me I'm a little guy" joke and Stilgar is just the most dedicated hype man in the desert.
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@Cheesymanfredo
While you're right, I can literally go and get a wonderful quesabirra at Birria Goku right now, while I struggle to find a single themed Dracula or Sherlock eatery.
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@thejoshl
To no one's surprise, the American action film starting Gal Gadot isn't even sneaky about being racist.
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@ettingermentum
War... war has actually changed pretty significantly now that I think about it
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@realapillow
@EurydiceLuv
@tweetsbytyre
He also originally intended to kill the leader of the moonies in Japan, then figured it'd be way easier to kill Abe instead.
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@marionumber4
@trashjuicebox
I feel like the senate hearings in particular exposed Zuck to how much the world hated him, and instead of shutting up like Bezos or shamelessly pandering to sycophants like Musk, he just got really bitter and cynical.
Which unironically makes him the better poster by far.
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@FemboyLifestyle
The little selfie she snuck in there at once made me understand why they killed Marie Antoinette
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@AinterShow
The infuriating thing about rich people these days is that they're no longer satisfied with owning manors and servants and nice cars. They want the ~lifestyle~ of the bohemian hipster, so the price all of them out and LARP in their skins.
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@TransSalamander
Velma wouldn't say that. She'd say something like "jinkies" or solve a crime. I don't think these people have even watched Scooby-Doo
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@thewarmvoid
What these people mean when they say "goth gf" is "conventionally attractive girl with black hair who's into very light fetish stuff"
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@frostygary
I'm gonna help you out a little bit. When you see a bunch of people showing up to bust down a wall and demonstrate, you can assume that legal process has not delivered the results they want.
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@gossipbabies
Yeah, the second we start having space witches conceive while taking psychic worm dust this is gonna be a real salient point
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@BeijingPalmer
Extremely funny part about the JFK assassination was that a ton of people from Oswald's personal life were like "oh yeah that guy just would not stop talking about how he was gonna shoot Kennedy."
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@Cheesymanfredo
It's funny that he's basically a footnote in the Hbomberguy video. Everyone else gets an actual section dedicated to them, and then the Internet Historian bit is just "This guy sucks, moving on."
Absolutely ethered and he wasn't even the target lmao
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@AloyoftheAlgae
Chainsaw Man is a clear-cut case of a piece of media being held back by the fans of the genre.
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@emily_murnane
It's almost like wealth and fame protect you from any consequence and cancel culture isn't real outside of the narrow clique of extremely online people who let themselves get canceled.
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@rnzkuken
Getting a royal flush on the Oregon State Lottery e-poker machine is a mental health necessity and it's really toxic that my friends and family keep saying that I have a "gambling problem."
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@TheLetterbomber
Apparently the VFX's team's goal was to make the cortosis effects *seem* practical while actually being CG, and that is such a cool approach that I'm actually kind of floored.
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@ishadowheart
Women are beautiful send tweet but Minthara has the Tom Holland thing going on where it looks like she's always trying to hide a small frog in her mouth and won't show it to me
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@zlingerrr
It is genuinely beyond me how people actually trust detectives after reading shit like this
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@pomobobomofo
2011: the Houthi rebels will be crushed by Saudi Arabia
2023: the houthi rebels have a credible shot at the first aircraft carrier kill since WW2
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@WhackNicholson
"People should be killed in the street because they offend me"
"I don't know why voters are choosing Democrats. They must like crime or something."
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@BrianKiddsAlive
@depechemode
My favorite part of the last four years was the alt-right trying brand itself as hip and edgy, then having every single hip, edgy subculture tell them to fuck right off
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@canderaid
Going in Wehrmacht kit but doing big eye rolls and mouthing "get a load of this guy" behind all the other Germans
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@semiopath
Being on the left is just that period of history where there were three popes all trying to excommunicate each other at the same time
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@db_witch
The cannonball, being Spanish, was impressed by how efficiently the priest killed that child and made common cause, diverting to strike a second child.
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@Ugarles
I have this creeping feeling that we're about one leaked radio transcript from learning that the cops let this happen for incredibly racist reasons
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@gapingmaws
Every group project has the giant acid spider guy. Sometimes you just have to let him have his thing.
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@LilySimpson1312
I'm convinced that these ghouls don't even watch movies. They just go around jabbing orphans with fireplace tongs or whatever until a manservant tells them what movies they're supposed to pretend to like this month.
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@dwdavison
@AliceAvizandum
Hamas footage: teenager in track pants and a 30-year-old rocket launcher gets within kissing distance of the most expensive tank on the planet
Israeli footage: well-groomed guy who gets really excited about brunch detonates a children's museum using my tax money
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@jacob__posts
Every single one is a staunch capitalist until they have to give literally any ground to market forces.
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@DaSkrubKing
Me in the Fields of Elysium after dying in glorious battle (I slipped and hit my head trying to get a spider out of my bathtub)
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@devtesla
Please understand that I have nothing personally against this kind of person but I feel very strongly that they should be forced to work in the mines
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@LegoRacers2
The protestant mind cannot comprehend the sumptuous lifestyle of the enlightened Iberian man
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@headfallsoff
@SamMGreer
Andor's less of a revival and more of a desperate glimpse at a Star Wars we could have had
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@lib_crusher
@Shake1n1bake
One of the funniest pieces of political fiction in the last decade is that all the groypers and anime nazis have told themselves that they were instrumental in getting Trump elected. The DeSantis campaign is what happens when you actually entertain that idea.
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@meakoopa
The print of those boots against those crepe-thin dress pants is like a menswear 9/11
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@Arlieth
This is the new standard for vtubers. If your demon catgirl or whatever isn't actually in the goddamn robot I'm leaving the stream
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@garflyf
(Watching yet another goon get kicked off the scaffold as I hustle up the ladder)
RIP to him but I'm different.
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@Lol8ball
Loss was so bad that it more or less kicked off the mass extinction of gaming webcomics. This was like the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs for creepy forum guys.
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@Ratatos77196870
Baked-in holy damage (80% of all enemies in the DLC will be resistant to holy)
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@Ducky_Szymanski
@GetGianni
When you ran around the corner and they stopped following, I honestly thought they'd just despawned and that's the scariest thing I can think of.
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@pissvortex
It's so funny when they post the nazi frogs who, statistically speaking, end up getting pulped by a British depth charge in 1943
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@Knightly_H
The way the Sardaukar just drop in, like descending on spider silk, is mesmerizing. Or the way they just walk in and start murdering. Tells you everything you need to know about who they are.
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@Srirachachau
I'm actually of the opinion that the wookie suit gaff rules. I'm not gonna watch this show but it's cool they have an alien that's a guy in a suit and not, like, a guy in mocap spandex that everyone pretends is an alien.
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@tara_chara
I've worked with a bunch of guys who were on active deployment to Iraq and Afghanistan, and all of them were already huge weebs or the type of dude who's extremely susceptible to becoming one.
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@DelawareSmashed
"This is no light, tasteless corporate beer. This is the same burnt nylon-ass IPA that every west coast brewery has been pumping out since 2008. It tastes like shit and that's the selling point."
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@punished_stu
Truck technology peaked with the pre-2000s Ford Ranger and every development since then has been frivolous.
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@Liv_Agar
If you've been kneeling for 15 minutes and the throat singing guy hasn't shown up yet you're legally allowed to leave
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@GarlicCorgi
Replace the John Cena cameo with these two and just treat them as one character
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@ratlimit
@trashjuicebox
It's so cool that the ~innovation~ that's defining this generation of neural nets is just lying
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@elliottchrist
I've lived in Portland for most of my adult life and it's been really funny watching all of the tech industry dipshits fret about how we're not their ~cute little artist city~ anymore.
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@JohnWakefieId
The show takes place in a time and place where Marijuana possession is federal crime and her brother is a detective for the DEA this is not complicated in the slightest
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@smokeismedicine
Posting this shit puts you on an FBI list where they just make fun of you in the gc
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@GoldwagNathan
Ghibli movies in general are pretty hard to analyze from a basic "thing good, other thing bad" prespective, but god if people don't try
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@matthew_petti
Anti-Saudi rebels ending up with an American-made fighter jet, formerly in Iranian service.
A good 50 years of US foreign policy in one picture
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@SLIMEGIRLRYONA
Also any mean girls reading this: I am extraordinarily pathetic, yet possess a tired, beaten down kind of charm.
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@MoodyKnowsNada
Love that history nerds talk about how funny the Holy Roman Empire was when we live in the most streamlined balkanization machine known to man
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@AbbieBelrose
Listening to online gay kids wring their hands about kink at pride or some shit and then turn around and weep about the lost generation is always a little nettling.
Like, you would have hated those guys! They fucked! That was a big thing for them! They kicked so much ass!
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@Srirachachau
I regret to inform you that the wookies on the Disney+ scifi sow for kids are not real.
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@reimenayee
If any story off Tumblr deserves a comic, it's The God of Arepo. This is so good!
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@LilithLovett
I cannot understand the boomer fixation with pretending that a job is anything else than a source of income
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@BucatiniBoy
I'm almost entirely certain that everyone who writes shit like that only ever has like, the most vanilla sex imaginable and then arbitrarily decides they're a top or a bottom based on what kind of fanfic they like to read
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