It’s so funny these people killed the vibrant culture and cities in the Bay Area so they can all hang out and do high school shenanigans with crushingly expensive zip codes.
So the poster on the wall is break room rules and break rules and like when to punch out and in. I didn’t wanna snap a photo of it but inside the door frame pointed at the chair is a security camera. I ate a microwaveable soup in there for lunch and dreamt of better times.
She let me hit because I’m a little tea pot.
She let me hit because I’m short and stout.
She let me hit because she tipped my handle and poured me out.
bar im at now has three bathrooms. A men’s a woman’s and an all gender bathroom. And someone was in the men’s bathroom and a guy was waiting for the men’s to open up and I was like hey brother, the other bathroom is wide open and he looked at me and said “I look gay to you buddy”
Some guys wanna have a Robodick and become an AI godspeed. Some ladies wanna eradicate gender and become sentient rocks, I say godspeed. Some guys want to lift and form new muscle groups and drink sludgy cum proteins, I say godspeed. Some people wanna become crabs. I say godspeed
@MightyAmygdala
I ate some soup in there I nuked for like ten minutes the moment it hit the ambient air in the room the opressive weight of the vibe instantly chilled my soup
Training a new guy at work who is gonna quit tommorow so I told him to give me his work phone and go nap in his car and chill. I took his phone so it like he’s moving around. On our lunch me and him exchanged emails and I’m gonna scam my man into a better job.
It’s crazy that being a mail carrier has made me Normal. I have no desires I want only to deliver mail and go for long walks in pleasant neighborhoods.
I actually love this because it’s so rare to see what 13 century surfs would eat on a feast after the landed gentry would cease their toiling for a marriage to a neighboring kingdoms countess.
@Mxdvgtbls
It used to be back in the day you could punch goblins wherever and whenever you wanted and they would drop gp now a days the economy the way it is? Forget about it.
Jerry, She's got my cock in a cage jerry, She says im her little sub slut, Jerry, Im very uncomfortable with the whole situation, but she paid for dinner, Jerry!
Everyone losing their mind over Sidney whatever her name is let’s me know that none of you could handle real women. We need real women to come back into the media.
@KelgoreTrout
Im in a proxy and shadow war with my entire local municipal government. I feed the birds dried fruits and nuts and get huge flocks to hang out near downtown and I plant ivy to choke out all the nonnative trees they insist on planting here.
I had a dream that I got asked by the coca-cola company to be the face of a new product that puts you to sleep called baby drink. In the dream the commerical was me rocing strangers to sleep with the drink in my hand and saying shhhh the homies are sleeping.
It blows my mind that Shinzo got got with a home made blicky. I can’t imagine how much someone would have to piss me off to have me make a gun and shoot them.
The world is a beautiful place, filled with beautiful interesting people. Not everything is good, but that only means you have an opportunity to make it better. Every day an opportunity to love your homies, every day an opportunity for the homies to love you.
I cant wait for people to start posting about how they were born in the wrong generation and people don’t make music like this anymore and it’s a paramore song.